**<{[Cap'n Bungie]}>**
Not Tomorrow Productions
'Doing _your_ Anime hairstyling, wigs and costumes since '93'
[Bungie walks into the theater with his pet SD Dragon. He's wearing
Casshan: Robot Hunter's power suit.]
Bungie: What do you think of my suit, SD?
SD: I think you need to lose some weight.
Bungie:(Bigsweat)
On Fri, 20 Feb 1998 21:08:05 -0500 "Brian Yaple" <byapes@erie.net>
writes:
Carter: Time to defend our good honor again?
Martins: Good honor? From what?
Carter: This is Warhammer we're talking about.
Bungie: Actually, WH's MSTs are a lot like the actual show's...not that
that's always a good thing.
Brian: Come on, Erica, be nice.
Carter: Oh, alright. Gomen, WH.
Brian: Now that that's settled....ROLL IT!!!
On 18 Feb 98 at 19:12, Teknos WarHammer wrote:
[In a compound like, and not like, Flashman's Flashpoint, we find
out
intrepid writer in a theater of his headquarters, called Base
Teknos.
SD: Why don't _we_ have a base, and not just your basement?
Bungie: We have one - just that I rented it out.
SD: You WHAT?!
Bungie:(Muttering) I shoulda just brought a sailor scout with me.........
In the
theater we find Warhammer, speaking with a pair of albino girls. One
of them
appears to be no older than 9 or 10 and the other appears about 14.
They turn
out to be Koorichi and Reina Ayanmi from WH's Seraphim's Judgment.
All three
also appear to be decked out in formal wear, being the wedding and
all.
Bungie:Uh-oh.....
SD:(Polymorphs into Wedding Akane)I just looove weddings.
Bungie:I feel so stupid......
All: <having a hard time imagining a armored warrior capable of
dealing out awesome amounts of destruction...in a tux.>
SD: Yeah, where does he put the 'Bushido Blade' -like hammer?
Bungie: Probably has a compartment for it.
Carter: That tux must have been specially tailored.
Reina: Wow. So you say, Kowaru doesn't find him, but I do?
WH: Yes and_ oh you're here. With me today is the sisters Ayanami.
Koorichi: Greetings.
Reina: Hiya.
WH: And we were discussion the rewrite of Seraphim and the
Aftermath.
Koorichi: Which you should say nothing more of until you have it
completed.
WH: Uh, yeah.
Bungie: Thank you.
All: LOL
Koorichi: Also, I would like to take this opportunity to point out
that
I am not like Kasumi from Ranma +
Bungie:(imitating Koorichi) My goodness, heehee- OWWWW!!!!
[A fire breathing Akane in wedding gear cuts this short.]
. Kasumi-is something I would say.
But
most of the time, I am dead serious.
Reina: {Smug} Which also means she can't take a joke. *PUACK*
{Koorichi's fist + Reina's face= BIG hurting for Reina.}
I wrest wmy cwase. (I rest my case.)
Brian: Ouch.
Koorichi: Plus, I do not have the Akane Tendou type temperament. I
am
calm ALL of the time.
All: Uh-huh.
Reina: So you say Oneechan.
Carter: Uh, right.
WH: Come on you two, can we just review the fic? ]
All: Thank you!
<Teknosnip the ending SM song.>
Brian: Uhhh...it's the beginning SM song.
[WH: {Singing} ~ EVA 54, where are you? ~
Bungie:heheh, EVA 54, heehee.....
{Both sisters look on with a look that says 'idiocy personified'}
SD:[looking at Bungie with the same look]
Reina: We'd just be wasting time hitting him.]
Carter: That's all right, we'll do it. <A half dozen anvils fall
of
WH. Amazingly, the tux isn't even scratched.>
[Reina: HAPPOSAI! NOOO!!! {Surely enough, the indestructible old
pervert
crashes in.} Happy: {sees the sisters} Ohh, how unfortunate. You
poor things,
{Jumps for them} Let me comfort_ huh? {Happosai is trapped inside
the same
force cage that came from the woman who put him in it before he died
in
Hammer's Wrath. Nodoka Saotome/Teknos Katana.}
[bungie is pressed to the side of the wall]
Bungie: Um, guys, it's getting a little crowded in here....guys?
Nodoka: Oh no you
don't! {Grabs
a corner of the cage} HEY SANSHI! YOU HUNGRY?! {The roof tears open
to reveal
WH's 03 EVA, and looking a bit hungry, it nods. Nodoka throws up the
cage and
Happy disappears into Sanshi's gaping maw.} Sanshi: *CHOMP* *CHOMP*
*CHOMP*
*BURP* _excuse me_{Nodoka smiles and runs off.}]
All: <cheer and wave>
[Koorichi: With it's mouth or with it's mind?]
Brian: D'OH! I'll have to check that.
[WH: {Using Announcer's voice} The Angels win the Pennant! The
Angels
win the Pennant! *Crowd noise here*]
Bungie: Hehheheh, funny.
All: <sigh and pound WH again>
[Reina: Wait, wait. Let me get this straight. She's attacking a 50
foot
machine, capable of unheard of destruction, with MIST?!]
Brian: Well....technically Saturn is attacking, while Mercury is
covering the area so no nosy people (like in NERV) can't see what's
going on.
[Koorichi: Wait I though the pink no kami akuma was the only one who
called Pluto. 'Pu'?
WH: And come on people, even Mihoshi would know who this is!]
Chibi-Usa: WHAT DID THEY CALL ME!??!!???
[Bungie starts screaming at the sight of the chibidemon]
SD: You know, she has the same hairstyle as 'Scary Spice'.
Carter: Oh, geez.....
Chibi-Usa: PINK LADY'S SUGAR BOMB SCATTER!!
Mihoshi: Who are they saying that I know?
Martins: <points to a steaming Chibi-Moon> Her, you reject from the
brain factory!
Mihoshi: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! KIYONE, THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!
All <including Chibi-Moon): <sweatdrop>
[WH: Wow, someone tell Washu to write another one of them in the
books.
Mercury's holding a serious grudge here.]
Washu: Huh?
Brian: That's what we would like to know.
[WH: {Imitating 01 and vibrating violently}
SUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!
Bungie: I'd like to see _your _ cornholio impression.
{Both sisters sweat nervously}]
<As do the reviewers>
[WH: {imitating Touji} Will this rescue cost an arm and a leg?
*PUNCH*
*WHACK*]
Carter: <groan> Someone give them a mallet!
[WH: {Announcer's voice again} What's this? It looks like Suzuhara
is
being brought from the field, but it looks like he will return for
the
second half of the ADAM BOWL! *Makes more crowd noise*]
Martins: <groan>
[Reina: Uh oh_
Koorichi: You don't think_
{WH's Ego swells}
R & K: *Sigh* Of course.
Reina: Brain, please burst his bubble and say you weren't inspired
by
WH's pairing in SJ?]
Brian: Uhh..I believe I came up with the pairings well before SJ.
[WH: OH NO! Chris Farely broke wind!
{The sisters pound him mercilessly.}]
<SD Eternal Mercury b@ps WH>
[WH: Wow, who'd of thought the Swastika was still being used.
SD: no, silly, that's the sauvastikia, like in Blade of the
Immortal.....right?
{The sisters pound him again.}]
Carter: Grrrr.......
Brian: Oh, jeez....The insigina of the Crystal Knights is a yellow
crescent moon with a silver sword over it (kinda like the new opening
credits for Babylon 5) on a black background in a sliver square border
frame-with the edges cut off.
Carter: So it's *not* a swastika, okay? <retrieves mallet and
assists in the pounding>
SD: Yay! a fight!(Pulls out mallet and assists)
[Reina: Uh, we've seen this before in the anime, can we go?]
Brian: I'm just trying to establish a little character here, okay?
[Reina: Ya ya, we know, she appears, beats Metallia and so on. Can
we
go?!]
Brian: ....and a little mystery.
[Reina: {VERY Irritated} WHAT THE F*** DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH
ANYTHING?!?!?!?!
Koorichi: Calm down Imouto.
Reina: But, what does this have to do with the fight with Metallia
or
killing herself?!
Koorichi: Only Mr. Yaple can answer that.]
Carter: Well, since you asked: My psi powers, prolonged lifespan,
and eyecolor change were all a result of the radiation from the Silver
Crystal. The person, however, I have no idea about.
Martins: <sweatdrop>
Carter: Julia? What is it?
Martins: N...nothing
Bungie: Maybe she just remembered she's got a date.
Brian: Anyways...find the INFO mail on the Crystal Knights I sent
out a while back. It'll explain things.
[{Reina and WH are glowing and pissed}
WH: If this is who I think it is_]
Bungie: I'll puke if it's who I think it is.
<Carter and Martins> <facefault and pound Brian>
Carter: I'd change it if I were you.
Brian: <flattened pancake> Okay...okay...I'll change
it.....ow......
[Reina: I don't know why, but I like the Soldiers' attack names
better.
Koorichi: Because you are more prone to violence and overkill?
Reina: Well_ yeah.]
Carter: Well, to each his or her own.
[WH: Hah! My Venus would most likely take out the whole estate_ and
a
good portion of the district.
Koorichi: Which is why he chose to keep them as heroes instead of
killers, unlike yours.
WH: And your point?]
Bungie: The only difference been heroes and villians is public opinion.
Brian: Oh, I don't know. I think that was a clear enough point.
:-)
[All: NAAAA, SHUT UP!!!!
{Nodoka takes a second to peek in.}
Nodoka: In case you haven't noticed, WH nor the Sisters like Mamoru
that much.
]
Bungie: Ach, PlayR H8rs.
SD:(facefaults)
Carter: Thanks, we noticed.
[WH: Hmm, now I wonder if Mr. Yaple got this from a certain
unfinished
OMG fic that I was working on.]
Brian: <shuffling through notes> Hmmm...I might have....
The Kunos took that as their cue to make an appearance, but....
[Reina: *Bzzt* Idiots coming at 2 o clock!]
Martins: Heh, the lady knows her idiots well. Not that that's a
problem, you understand. The better to know you enemy.
Carter: Nice save, dear.
"PINK LADY'S SUGAR BOMB SCATTER!!"
SD: My god...............................
Bungie:(turns green) no shockfic could equal this......
[All: Oh no!]
[All: {Horrified} IT IS!!!
{A smiling SD Nodoka pops in}
SD Nodoka: Did I mention that they don't like Chibi-Usa that much?]
Brian: all together now.....
All: Thanks, we noticed!!
[WH: And I thought 'I' was evil!
Reina: You are.
WH: I don't go THIS far!]
Brian: Proving yet again that there are some borders that even the
most hardened fanfic author won't cross. Oh yeah, before I forget,
thanks to Red Lady, author of Bishojuo Senshi Sailormoon Eternal, for
planting the idea of an Eternal Sailor Chibi-Moon in my addled brain.
Arigato, Red Lady-san!
[Reina: Oneechan. Can we kill her? Please?!
Koorichi: Again, no!]
Carter: Errr....I doubt you could get past us or the Senshi.
Especially Saturn.
SD: Saturn????That bitch?
Bungie: Nooo, the REAL one, not the the one that flooded the anime
chatroom.
SD:oh.
<Teknosnip the Three Stoogettes preformance>
[Koorichi: You can always count of boneheads like these to ruin
things.]
Carter: And provide lots of laughs in the meantime. :-)
And the two walked off, leaving a space pirate, a mad scientist, and
a goddess (second class, limited) to stare agape...until Belldandy
waved from the mirror near the fateful rug.
The three facefaulted.
[As well as the reviewers]
Brian: You know, I'm suprised you didn't say anything about the
Tenchi/Tsunami matchup, one that I am rooting for, by the way. :-)
Bungie: Better than Sasami/Tenchi.
[WH: {Smiling evilly} You know_ I could sing something, but I don't
dare.]
All: <holding a Mega Chicken Cannon and three BFG-9000Ds> Thank
you.
Carter: Though I did want the target practice. <EG>
SD: Haven't they ever seen a BFG10k?!
Bungie: I guess not. We'll have to show 'em later, ;-]
[Reina: Wow, a female version of Kowaru.
Koorichi: <Snicker>]
<Sailor Moon and Queen Serenity b@p Reina>
Bungie:(imitating freaked-out soldier) They're comin' outta the woodwork,
maaaan!!
[WH: Geace?
Reina: How could they be trotting down the isle when they're
slipping on
grease?
Bungie: I'm in favor of the Las Vegas 'Disco' wedding myself.
SD: Imagine that..........
>>Koorichi: I believe Mr. Yaple meant grace. Didn't you?]
All: <searching through the theater>
Carter: There it is!! <fires off a couple of shots towards the
back>
Skuld, get it!
<Skuld zips through the theater and smashes a bug, which promptly
goes...>
Bug: <poof>
Brian: Err....sorry about that. I have no idea how that got
through
the spellchecker.
<more in next post>
Bungie: .sig ALERT!!!!!! DUCK!!!!!!!
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Knight Productions
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"In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!": Sailor Moon
Bungie: You okay?
SD:I almost hit my head on the last quote, but other than that, I'm fine.
Bungie: OK. So, you gonna staay looking like a Firebreathing SD Akane
Tendo in a wedding gown?
SD:(Shrugs) Don't see why not.
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