At 16.42 18.2.1998 -0500, you wrote:

Oookay... It's brainstorm time!!!

Slayers:

if there is just one Slayers character present: one drink
...and it's not Lina Inverse:one more

If there are only characters from what Software Sculptors has
released in the fic:two drinks and cheer for the author

if it's a meld:one drink

If Naga's laugh is as effective a weapon as Minmei's singing: one drink.

One drink for each comment on Lina's bust size.
..and a chug if Lina doesn't blow her top if she heard the comment.

If Sailor Moon and Amelia start discussing the finer points of 
dramatic entrances & speeches:chug

If the author doesn't use the the same romanjisation Software Sculptors
used (Rina/Linna instead of Lina etc.): one drink. 

If Amelia falls in love with somebody from another series: one drink.
...and the feeling is mutual:two more

If Lina or Gourry falls in love with somebody from another series: three drinks

if somebody from another series falls in love with Zelgadis: one drink
...and the feeling is mutual: chug and ask the author what he/she was thinking

If the Slayers characters ridiculously overpower the other series 
characters:one drink.

if the other series characters ridiculously overpower the Slayers 
characters: three drinks

El Hazard:

if it happens on Earth: one drink
...and natives of El Hazard, other than Ifurita, are present:two more

If it happens on El Hazard and there's no dimensional travelling in 
the fic: four drinks

One drink for each new attack Ifurita gets

If it's a crossover with the OAV and TV continuities:three drinks

One drink for each girl from another series that Allielle glomps
...and three more if the girl enjoys it

If Nanami or Shayla-Shayla falls in love with somebody from another
series:one drink

If Rune Venus, Afura Mann or Makoto falls in love with somebody from another 
series: three drinks

If Fatora falls in love with somebody from another series: four drinks
...and it's a guy: chug and ask the author what he/she was thinking

If Jinnai or Diva falls in love with somebody from another series:chug

If Ifurita falls in love with somebody from another series without something
screwing up her programming big time:hunt down the author and explain some
things to him/her.

If somebody/something from another series ridiculously overpowers 
Ifurita:four drinks

If somebody from another series repairs Ifurita back to top condition: one drink
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