Subject: [FFML] A sick Evangelion idea
From: jhosmer@ix2.ix.netcom.com
Date: 2/20/1998, 9:30 PM
To: ffml@ffml.fanfic.com
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jhosmer@ix.netcom.com

I'm not on the FFML. so send any flames to jhosmer@ix.netcom.com.


[We see Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Touji, and Kaworu enter the NERV cafeteria.  They
grab some trays and head up to the food.  A large black man is standing behind
the counter.]

Man: Why, hello dere Children

All:  Hi, Chef.

Chef:  What's the matter?  Why all the glum faces?

Shinji:  They killed Rei.

Touji: Bastards.

[Rei looks down and mumbles something.]

Rei: mmm-mmm-mmm-mm-mmm

Kaworu: That's sick, dude.

[Everyone laughs.  Hikari wanders in.]

Hikari: Hi, Touji.

[Touji looks at her and suddenly vomits.]

Hikari: Eeew!  [runs off.]

--

I think I better stop now... before I actually write something set in South
Park 3.  I really need sleep...





Jeffrey Paul Hosmer
jhosmer@ix.netcom.com
http://www.tass.org/~jhosmer/