Warning:This is offensive so Ah, who cares you've probably read things
that are much worse than this.This is really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really stupid. God I can't believe 
I could write this poorly. I mean this is bad. This is stupid. This is...
I'm not gonna even mention it.

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

HEAVEN VS. HELL! (Sort of)

"Ryouga! You are scum! I am doing the world a favor by killing you! I am
sorry that you couldn't have been as good a martial artist as myself, but
that's
life! Hyryu Shoten Ha!"
were the last words Ryouga heard before he was flung up into the
stratosphere by Ranma's most powerful attack. This just wasn't Ryouga's day.
He 
had found out Akane was going to marry Ranma so he decided to go crazy. This
had 
not been a very good idea because Ranma wasn't feeling that forgiving of
Ryouga 
who had accidently hurt Akane (Actually it might have been Ranma who had
done 
that, but Ryouga was the bad guy so it had to be his fault). Anyway
the heaven's blast was tearing up all of Ryouga's skin and really ruining
his complexion. Ryouga hung in the air for a second and then came crashing
back 
to mother earth. Ryouga looked
down at everyone and realized that people really do look like ants when your
really high in the 
sky. He tried flapping his arms hoping that he could evolve in a couple of
seconds what would
probably take several million years to accomplish and fly away. He didn't. 
He closed his eyes and hoped that this was all a dream. He would wake up in
bed and find out that
he was married to Akane and then they would... Ryouga soon realized that
that was a dream and this
was reality. That made him so angry. Why did he always have to snap out of a
dream right when it was
getting to the best part.  That was just so unfair! Then he looked down
again and saw that the people
weren't looking so much like ants anymore, in fact they looked like regular
peop-
*SPLAT*
Ranma looked down at the body of Ryouga Hibiki. He hadn't wanted to kill
him, just cripple him. Akane
recovered from her injuries and ran into Ranma's arms. 
"Oh, Ranma. Is he dead?"
Ranma eyed the corpse carefully and saw that there was about a couple of
pints of blood splattered everywhere.
"I guess so. I'm sorry you had to see me brutally kill a man."
"That's okay Ranma. I love you."
"I love you too Akane."
They kissed for a few seconds and then turned back to the dead lost boy.
Ranma lightly pushed Akane out of the 
way and walked towards the carcass. He kicked the body over and noticed
something very odd. Ryouga's chest was expanding at an incredible rate.
Ranma thought that he was the only guy who could do that (Besides Herb), but
Ryouga
was proving him wrong. The swelling grew until it burst open in a torent of
blood and guts. Ranma was covered in the
excrements of Ryouga and ewwed quite dramatically.
Ranma should have paid more attention to the body as an arm poked out of the
hole in Ryouga's chest. Ranma finally saw what was going and came to one
conclusion. This was really gross. Another hand came out of hole and someone
dressed in a black business suit climbed out of Ryouga.
Ranma tried to keep his lunch down as the stranger wiped off all of the
bodily fluids. The stranger turned around and Ranma was surprised to see
that he looked exactly like Ryouga. The new Ryouga smiled at Ranma and said
in a very sinester tone,"You shouldn't have done that."
Ranma said,"Wh-who are  you?"
The new Ryouga straightened his tie and said,"Three guesses."
"Uh, Ryouga?"
"Why yes! You are absolutely correct! I am indeed Ryouga Hibiki and I feel
marvelous!"
"Ryouga wouldn't talk like that!"
"True, but you see there's something you didn't know about myself... You see
I'm not human."
"I kinda guessed that. You're inhumanly stubborn, you're inhumanly stupid,
you're inhumanly-"
Ryouga interrrupted him"That's not what I meant you idiot! I am not a human
being. I am the son
of Shatan!"
"Who?"
"Iblis!"
"Never heard of him."
"Beelzebub!"
"Gesuinheidt."
Ryouga grinded his teeth together and yelled,"I'm talking about the friggin'
devil , ya moron!"
"Oh. What's so special about that?"
"Arrgh! I'm going to become the ruler of all that is evil. I am-"
Ryouga stopped as he realized that Ranma wasn't listening. He slapped Ranma
on the head.
"Hey! Listen to me when I'm talking to you!"
"Sorry."
"Anyway when you killed me, which wasn't a lot of fun, you unleashed my
demonic nature.
Now I am a thousand times more powerful! I'm a thousand times more evil!"
Ryouga smiles and begins to drool
as he says,"And a thousand times more perverted! Now I won't be so shy that
I can't just grab a girl's-"
"Ahem!"
Ryouga blushed and said,"Oh, sorry about that. Guess I got carried away.
Okay, now I'm gonna kill you."
Ranma yelped out, "What?"
"Well, you killed me and you were always pissing me off. Bye-bye."
Ryouga opened his mouth and a long stream of fire came out heading towards
Ranma.
Ranma closed his eyes and waited for his death which didn't come. He opened
his eyes to see Akane standing
in front of him. The fire engulfed her body and she screamed in agony. Akane
fell on her back as the flames quickly
subsided. 
Ranma crouched by his fiancee and shouted,"AKANE!"
Ryouga snapped his fingers and said,"Aw nuts! And I wanted to screw her! Oh,
well."
Suddenly Akane's chest begins to expand and it explodes.  The guts fly all
over the place and a figure jumps out
from the hole in Akane's chest cavity. The figure looks just like Akane
except she is wearing a white business suit that
resembles Ryouga's.
Ryouga looked at the new Akane and said,"Whoah! Your an angel! How'd this
happen?!"
Akane said,"My mom was an angel. So I'm an angel. Is it really that
complicated?!"
Ryouga sauntered over to Akane and gave her a very evil smile,"Mmm... You
know your the
most beautiful woman I've ever seen. How about we go back to my place and-"
Ryouga is cut off as Akane had planted her fist in his face. Akane pulls her
hand back and clutches it  wincing 
in pain. Ryouga laughed at her.
"HA! You thought you could hurt me! My entire body is built like a sherman
tank!"
Akane let go of her throbbing hand and kicked Ryouga really hard in the
balls. He grabbed his family jewels as he said,"Okay, so I'm not totally
built like a sherman tank."
Akane elbowed Ryouga in the face knocking him back a few yards. She
proceeded to do a very fast combination
of attacks on the lost boy while he was still dazed. Ranma looked on in
total disbelief. Akane had gotten a lot better. 
She was beating the absolute crap out of Ryouga with almost little effort...
Wait a minute! That meant... Akane was a better martial artist than
Ranma! No way!  
As Ranma continued to think about his inferiority to his fiancee the fight
began to tip  in Ryouga's favor. He was recovering from Akane's onslaught of
attacks and was delivering some of his own moves. Akane jumped away as
Ryouga tried to land a cruushing blow to her skull. 'He's strong. I can't
beat him as fast as I thought I guess
I'll have to take this fight to the air so no one will get hurt,' she
thought to herself in a line so cliched it could probably get on the
american version of Dragon Ball. Akane
jumped up into the sky and Ryouga soon followed her ascent into the ozone.
Ranma couldn't believe it. Akane was a better martial artist and she could
fly!
He yelled out while clutching his skull,"How am I gonna compete with that!"
Akane floated in the air waiting for Ryouga to appear. She had immediately
expected him to fight her, but it seemed like he had went off into hiding.
'He's clever. He's not going to make himself known-' That's when Akane felt
two hands on her breasts and she heard a voice from behind her say,"You know
you have very nice breasts." 
Akane extracted Ryouga's hands from her person and flipped him over her
shoulder.
He stopped in mid-flight and turned to face Akane. Akane was getting
seriously pissed off. She raised her hand to the air and called forth a
thunder bolt. She threw the thunderbolt at Ryouga who deftly dodged it.
"Hold still-"
Akane threw another thunder bolt at Ryouga who dodged it again.
"-you monster!"
Ryouga chuckled and said,"I'm insulted. I'm only half a monster. My mother
was a very nice Catholic girl. Unfortunately she had extremely bad taste in
men."
Akane flew at him and hit him on the head with a mallet.
"Ugh. Now that's original."
Ryouga punched Akane in the stomach who buckled under the blow and dropped
the mallet. Akane head butted Ryouga in the sternum as he was about to kill
her. They continued to exchange blows for a long time with neither one of
them getting an advantage. They finally broke away from each other and
Ryouga thought to himself,'How can I the son of Satan lose to this peasant?!
And why am I talking like Vegita? I know I'll use my ultimate attack on
her.' 
Ryouga began to focus all of the dark chi of the world into a single ball
above his head. Akane saw this and she began to form a ball of chi made from
all the hopes of all the people in the world. They took as much energy from
the people as possible. After a couple of minutes of draining all of the
peoples energy (Thus making them brainless zombies. Sort of like TV except
it's much quicker) they threw their chi blasts at one another.
"Gouki Dama!" Ryouga yelled.
"Genki Dama!" Akane yelled.
The two blasts intercepted one another. Unfortunately the two attacks were
too powerful for their users and went out of control. There was a flash of
blinding light that would have seemed very beautiful except that it signaled
the end of the world. Ranma looked up and saw the light and the expanding
energy which was blanketing the skies and was radiating an intense heat. As
the wave of energy came over Ranma and disintegrated him he said,"Aw, man I
shoulda slept with all of my fiancees!"
The end of the world happened very quickly in a brilliant bombardment of
unexplicable energy. All that was left when the dust settled were the two 
ersponsible for the earth's demise. 
"This is your fault!"
"My fault! This is your fault!"
"Oh, okay. It's my fault. Can I have sex with you now?"
"NO! The world's gone and all you can think about is sex?!"
"Please!"
"No."
"Aw you're no fun. So what are we gonna do now."
"How should I know?"
There was a long period of scilence.
"You sure you don't want to have sex?"
"No!"

THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.