Warning:This is kind of a sad fic. 


A Totally Non-sensical Tripe porduction

Of a Ryoucilo film

Isn't It Romantic?

"I'll be back at seven!"
His wife called to him. Akane was leaving to meet with the neighborhood
watch committee. She always liked to do things to help out other people.
The only person she didn't help out was her husband. Sure, he never asked
for it, but he would have appreciated it if she would pay more attention
to him. 
Some people would say that he was egocentric, but they rarely talked to one
another and they rarely made love. Akane had become a champion of human
rights
when she had finished college. Most people thought that she would have run
the
dojo, but she wasn't content to just sit around while other people were
suffering.
It really was ironic that the young girl who so often beat him was now
synonimous
with the word peace. Ranma hated being hit by her, but he would have rather
lived with an abusive tomboy who loved him than a nice woman who did not.
Yes, she claimed to love him, but their bond was quickly growing thinner and
thinner. Ranma would go to all of Akane's parties and be presented as her
husband. HER husband. They didn't even ask him for his name. He was a trophy
husband.
Ranma walked up the stairs and went down the hall. Going over all that what
he was doing still seemed wrong.Sure, she didn't love him, but this...
this...
Ranma opened the atic door and climbed up in through the open door. Ranma
saw her
lying in the moonlight. The light danced upon her face and her unclothed
body enhancing her beauty.
He wanted her so badly and he knew he couldn't resist her. He took off his
shirt and laid it down on the floor as he walked towards her. He removed all
of his clothing and laid down next to her. She didn't say a word.
He whispered into her ear,"I'm so sorry about all that happened Kodachi..."
He wrapped her in a tight embrace and rested his head on her shoulder.
"I don't know why I chose her. Well actually I probably do. She was
wonderful when we started out. I loved her so much. Then she just lost touch
with me. I should have chosen you back then. You cared for me so much. You
would have loved
me and you would have never let me go, but... I can't end things between me
and Akane. It's kinda funny, but even though she doesn't love me I still
love her. I really wish that we could have met before all of this stuff
happened. Maybe we would have been happy and raised a family..."
Ranma stopped and looked out the window. There was a perfect view of the
moon which shined down on them. Ranma smiled bitterly and said,"Isn't it
romantic?"
He kissed Kodachi lightly on the neck and he cried on her shoulder.
---
Akane walked through the door and humed to herself. The meeting had ended
rather
quickly. Now she could finish those papers on...CREAK That was odd. She
looked up
at the ceiling. She swore she could hearsomething up there. She shrugged her
shoulders and went through the house. 
"Ranma I'm home!"
Now that was also odd. She couldn't find Ranma anywhere she went. That's
when Akane saw that the atic door was open. What could Ranma be doing up
there?
Akane climbed up into the atic and wished that she hadn't 
"Ranma!" she said in absolute disgust.
Ranma didn't notice Akane's entering and lifted his head away from Kodachi.
"A-A-kane!" he said in total fear.
Akane couldn't find the words to voice the words of how apalled she was by
the sight before. She looked at Ranma and managed to say something,"Ho-how
could you?"
"I'm sorry Akane. It's just that you never pay attention to me, you don't
show me as much affection as you used to-"
"What?! That's your excuse?! This is grotesque! You're a monster!"
Ranma stood up and stuttered,"I-I-I-I..."
Akane began to cry and ran down the attic stairs. She had always called
Ranma a pervert, but this... this... this...
Ranma stood there and knew that it he had been selfish. That it was just as
much his fault that it hadn't worked out. He hadn't tried to fix things
either and now he would never get the chance. He put on his clothes and
turned to leave the attic. As he was about to leave he gazed upon the corpse
of Kodachi Kuno and hoped that she would stay the same even without the
embalming fluids. 


THE END

Well, what did you expect from me? ^_^

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.