I'm sending this little fic out for a friend of mine. She's shy and
she doesn't want to join the FFML just yet (possibly never since she and
I basically read my mail together and no, she's NOT my girlfriend. Just
a friend that happens to be a girl. Besides, she'd kick my arse if she
found out I called her my girlfriend. She can benchpress me, so I won't
be calling her my girlfriend). Anyway, she's into Neon Genesis
Evangelion, so here's the tale she has begun.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Beyond Terminal Veliocity
Chapter 1 - DISCO!
By ?????
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A Thesis Of The Cruel Angel
Like an angel that has no sense of mercy...
[Caption: A collage of fifty-two angels.]
Rise, young boy, to the heavens like a legend.
[Caption: Eva-01 standing on a hillside looking at the
rolling country side as wind blows the grass around it. FWEEEE!
FWEEEEEE! God, Shinji! Go to the bathroom before the credits next
time!]
[Neon Genesis Evagelion: Beyond Terminal Veliocity]
Cold winds, as blue as the sea,
[Caption: Rei standing at a window, looking out at some
unknown person. The unknown person is Asuka and she's mooning Rei. Rei
is unfazed, except for the growing smile on her face.]
Tear open the door to your heart, I see.
[Caption: Asuka crying as Shinji reaches to comfort
her. But, first Shinji has to put the can of beans down.]
But unknowing you seem, just staring at me...
[Caption: ---- staring blankly at Ritsuko as she
attempts to explain the situation of the city.]
Standing there smiling serenely.
[Caption: Shinji smiling as he walks with Toji and
Kensuke. Shinji [thinking]: Thank god the wind is blowing in the
opposite direction.]
Desperate, for something to touch...
[Caption: Rei on a bed. She looks rather depressed. Rei [thinking]:
I'm not getting paid enough for this.]
A moment of kindness like that in a dream.
[Caption: Eva-03 stepping in front of Eva-02. Eva-03's pilot: It's
your turn to deal!]
Your innocent eyes, have yet no idea...
[Caption: Asuka smiling. Asuka [thinking]: Shinji'll never find out
what I did in his bed! Or at least not until he rolls over the wet
spot!]
Of the path your destiny will follow.
[Caption: The Eva-01 with energy wings of sorts. Then, Tenchi Masaki
takes his cardboard cut-outs of the Light Hawk Wings back.]
But someday you'll become aware of...
[Caption: Rei looking shocked as she looks at ----
stepping out of a bath. ---- looks just as startled.]
Everything that you've got behind you.
[Caption: Brief flashes of Gendo, ----, Ritsuko, John Travolta, Misato,
Sailor Uranus, Rei, Crono from Crono Trigger, The San Fransisco 49ers,
The starting line-up for the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.]
Your wings are seeking out a new...
[Caption: ---- and Rei riding a roller coaster as it
reaches the peak of one of it's heights and prepares to
dive. ---- and Rei wet themselves.]
Future that only you can search for.
[Caption: Numerous Angels flashing the camera. You grow nauseous.]
The Cruel Angel's Thesis enters through the window of
your soul.
[Caption: A giant Eva-like mech attacking Eva-01. Eva-01 rolls its'
eyes (quite amazing since they're solid yellow) and promptly tears the
Power Rangers' Zords to pieces.]
If you should betray the chapel of your memories.
[Caption: Asuka lifting a gun at a person in the
shadows. Kaji wets himself. Again.]
The Cruel Angel's Thesis bleeds through a portal Like
your pulsing blood.
[Caption: Eva-00 and Eva-01 entering beserker mode at
the same time. Eva-00 and Eva-01: PACKERS!!!!!!!]
So, boy, stand tall and embrace the fire of the legend,
[Caption: Four Evas stand on a hill with their pilots
perched on their shoulders. Evas: DAMMIT, TELL US next time you have to
go! Shinji [whining]: How come Asuka always gets the most distance?]
Embracing the universe like a blazing star!
[Caption: An explosion which engulfs all of Tokyo 3. Gendo Ikari
swears never to eat beans ever again.]
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A VERY long time ago, there was a man and a woman. Or so the history
books say. To be truthful, there was one being that eventually lead
into two distinct beings. Neither alone could reproduce and thus were
forced to depend on each other. This was where the idea of sex was
born. But enough history. Let's begin our tale, shall we?
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Shinji looked at Rei, who was still unconscious and swathed with
bandages. She looked so peaceful just laying there. The fifth angel's
still smoking remains were in the middle of the city, unmoved.
Untouched. Shinji glared at it. It had nearly taken his own life and
well as Rei's. Had it not been for a outrageous plan created by Misato,
the world would have once again ended. This was beginning to tax
Shinji. He was feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders,
because, metaphorically speaking, it WAS on his shoulders. He and Rei
were the only ones in the world that were able to take down Angels right
now. And THAT was VERY stressful.
Misato looked into the room from the door, looking at the boy that had,
a few hours ago, saved Japan and the entire world once more. She
sighed. She knew what Shinji was feeling. Sometimes it felt like all
that stood between the Angels and the destruction of the planet were a
few brave and stubborn people.
Misato closed the door and walked over to the research department,
waving to an occasional smiling friend. Ritsuko looked up from her
computer.
"Ritsuko?" Misato asked.
"What is it, Misato?" Ritsuko asked.
Misato sighed.
"Hasn't the Marduk Institute found the next child?" Misato asked.
"No, but I believe they have some leads. Why?" Ritsuko asked.
Misato looked her in a serious manner.
"Shinji and Rei may be good pilots, but the fact is that they can be
seriously hurt easily. We need to get Asuka back AND get another
pilot." Misato said seriously.
"Why?" Ritsuko asked.
"Because if Shinji or Rei is killed in an operation, that'll strain the
other and we both know how poorly a fatigued pilot will operate an Eva."
Misato replied in a tone that said 'You should know this by now'.
"Good point. I'll see if they've identified any more pilots." Ritsuko
replied.
"Ritsuko?" Misato asked.
"Yes?" Ritsuko asked.
"Why did you ask why? You know why we need more pilots." Misato
inquired.
"I'm sorry, my mind blanked out for a bit. I haven't been sleeping
well recently." Ritsuko said, taking off her glasses and rubbed the
bridge of her nose.
"Oh, so who's been keeping you up nights?" Misato asked, grinning
widely.
Ritsuko turned bright red. Misato ducked out of the room just in time
to dodge a shoe.
"Commander, I believe it might be a good idea to find another pilot."
Ritsuko said.
"Hmmm, perhaps it would be a good idea to get another pilot. Possibly
having a rotating roster for activation." Gendo said.
"It would definitely take the pressure off of Shinji and Rei." Fuyutski
added.
"I agree. Choose a child and bring them here in the next few days."
Gendo replied.
"I will, sir." Ritsuko replied.
In Wakasa, a small troop of american students stood in front of one of
many historic sites.
Mack sighed with boredom. This field trip really bit ass. He listened
to his teacher babble on about the history behind random historic sites.
Sure, Japan's history was interesting, but not the way the teacher told
it.
The teacher finally told the class to go and visit the nearby shops,
but to be back at the bus in an hour. At least it was an hour of
freedom. He wondered around for a bit before he noticed the black car
following him. Maybe it was just paranoia. He began walking slower.
The car slowed. He began walking faster. The car sped up.
He did the hokey-pokey. The car began turning towards him. He moved
into a local shop, the car followed. He leaped out a window. The car
followed (you don't want to know). He began running down the alleyway
he was in, then leaped up a wall, jump to the other wall in the
alleyway, jumping back and forth until he was on the roof of one of the
buildings. The car, unable to follow unless this 'fic got REALLY weird,
stopped below him and two Men in Black (tm) got out. One took the path
that Mack had while the other ran inside. Mack backed up and was ready
to retreat downstairs when the other Man in Black appeared.
"What the heck do you want?" Mack asked, getting ready to defend
himself.
"Come with us, sir." The Man in Black that had come up the stairs said.
"May I ask WHY you going to such extremes to get me?" Mack asked.
"Your name is Magus Cyric Davis. Is this correct?" the other MiB
asked.
"Yeah, so?" Mack asked, wincing at his full name. He preferred Mack to
Magus, his real name.
"Come with us, sir." The MiB #1 repeated.
"Or else we'll have to arrest you on the grounds of withholding
information." The MiB #2 said.
"Huh?" Mack asked before MiB #2 held up a silver cylinder as he and his
partner put on their sunglasses.
It extended, revealing a strip of red. Mack looked at it, confused.
The red strip flashed.
"Sir, you spoke with us for a short while and decided that it was
necessary to come with us. We went to the roof to talk in private." The
MiB #2 said, retracting the cylinder and putting it away.
Mack blinked.
"Shall we go?" MiB #1 asked.
"Sure." Mack said.
A few hours later, after explaining the situation to the teacher, the
trio left for the pick-up site. They arrived at a nearby air base.
Ritsuko was waiting for them.
"Here's the fourth child, ma'am. Just like you asked." MiB #1 said.
"Great. Thanks a lot." Ritsuko said.
"Just doing our job, ma'am." MiB #2 said.
Mack and Ritsuko got on the transport.
[I wonder how they convinced him to come along?] Ritsuko wondered.
NERV HQ.
4:35:34 PM.
Ritsuko and Mack arrived and headed down to the Infirmary, where Shinji
and Rei were. Rei opened her eyes as Mack and Ritsuko entered. Shinji
turned to see them.
"Oh, Ritsuko. Hi!" Shinji said, cheerfully.
"Who is that?" Rei asked.
"Shinji Ikari, Rei Ayanami, meet Magus Cyric Davis." Ritsuko said,
pointing to Mack.
"Mack, please." Mack replied, shaking Shinji's hand after they bowed to
each other.
"Magus, these are your fellow Eva pilots. Shinji Ikari and Ms. Ayanami
is on the bed." Ritsuko said, introducing Mack to his new co-pilots.
"I told you, Mack." Mack irrately told Ritsuko.
"What's wrong with Magus?" Misato asked, entering.
"I don't know. Magus sounds like a villian out of an RPG." Mack
replied.
"Well, we'll just be on our way." Ritsuko said.
"Where are you going?" Shinji asked.
"We have to run a few tests to see my synch-ratio with the Evas." Mack
replied.
"Oh...okay. See ya later, Mack." Shinji said, smiling a bit.
"Bye." Mack replied.
Ritsuko and Mack left.
"So, how's Rei?" Misato asked Shinji.
"She's doing much better. Doctors say she can be out of here by
tonight." Shinji replied.
%RIIIIIING%
%RIIIIIING%
%RIIII-CLICK%
/Hello?/
%Aunty?%
/Magus?/
%Yeah, aunty. Sorry about calling you so late, but I think you might
want to talk with someone.%
/Oh? Who?/
%Here, let me put her on.%
#Mrs. Davis#
/Yes?/
#Mrs. Davis, my name is Ritsuko Akagi....#
"WHAT??!!?!?!?" Karen Davis yelled in startlement.
"What?! What is it!?" Douglas Davis asked.
"He's been drafted to fight WHAT?!!" Karen asked, stunned.
Douglas Davis frowned deeply as his wife told him what had happened to
his brother's son.
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Fly Me to the Moon
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.
Let me see what life is like on Jupiter and Mars.
In other words, hold my hand.
In other words, darling, kiss me.
Fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore.
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore.
In other words, please be true.
In other words, I love you.
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In the next episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion: Beyond Terminal
Velocity -
Asuka Soryu Langley and Eva-02!
Four spies!
Ryoji Kaji is STILL a jerk!
We know Adam, but who's the other twit?
And one big-ass angel!
See ya!
Co-Writer - A-kun (he wants credit for the MiB bit)
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NGE:BTV - OMAKE!!!
Outtakes and Other Junk...
At least it was an hour of freedom. He wondered around for a bit
before he noticed the black car following him. Maybe it was just
paranoia. He began walking slower. The car slowed. He began walking
faster. The car sped up.
He did the hokey-pokey. So did the car. He screamed like a banshee
and ran off-camera.
CUT!!!
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He did the hokey-pokey. The car began turning towards him. He moved
into a local shop, the car followed. He leaped out a window. The car
followed (you don't want to know). He began running down the alleyway
he was in, then leaped up a wall, jump to the other wall in the
alleyway, jumping back and forth until he was on the roof of one of the
buildings. The car followed. Mack screamed and fell off the building.
The car followed.
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"Come with us, sir." The MiB #1 repeated.
"Or else we'll have to arrest you on the grounds of withholding
information." The MiB #2 said.
"Huh?" Mack asked before MiB #2 held up a silver cylinder as he and his
partner put on their sunglasses.
It extended, revealing a strip of red. Mack looked at it, confused.
The red strip flashed.
There was a smoking scorch mark on the roof where Mack had been.
"Oops, wrong device..." MiB #2 said.
CUT!!!
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Shinji is watching Rei, who is still unconscious and swathed with
bandages. Suddenly, Rei's eyes open as her hand moves up to her nose
and scratches it. She puts her hand back where it was and closes her
eyes. Shinji tries to keep from laughing, but breaks out laughing and
falls to the floor. Rei also begins laughing.
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Shinji is watching Rei, who is still unconscious and swathed with
bandages. Suddenly, Rei sits upright.
"The mummy walks!" Shinji exclaims.
The two burst into laughter.
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"Commander, I believe it might be a good idea to find another pilot."
Ritsuko said.
"Hmmm, perhaps it would be a good idea to get another pilot. Possibly
having a rotating rooster for activation." Gendo said.
"It would definitely take the pressure off of Shinji and Rei." Fuyutski
added.
Suddenly, Gendo stands up.
"THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE IDEA!!" Gendo yells.
*FFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
"Oh for the love of-GOOD LORD GENDO!! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLE MAKE THAT
SMELL?!!?!" Ritsuko asked, pinching her nose shut.
"A lot of baked and refried beans and some burritos." Gendo replies,
smiling.
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Misato closed the door and walked over to the research department,
waving to an occasional smiling friend. Ritsuko looked up from her
computer.
"Ritsuko?" Misato asked.
"What is it, Misato?" Ritsuko asked.
Misato sighed.
"MAKE ME YOUR OWN!!!" Misato yells, falling into Ritsuko's lap.
The entire filming crew bursts into laughter as Misato stands back and
up. She sticks her tongue out at the camera. Ritsuko falls out of her
chair laughing and desperately clutches her sides.
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Omake by ?????, A-kun and C-chan
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