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A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Everything You Wanted to Know about Death (But Were Afraid to Ask)

Ryouga whistled to himself as he walked down the street. He had just picked
up his mail and was very proud of how long it took him to do it. (Only two
days.) He was a little parched so he looked for something to drink. He saw 
a vending machine and all it had was beer. Ryouga didn't care for its taste
(he
often said that he could just make something with the same quality by
pissing in
a cup), but he thought what the hell. 
Ryouga put in some coins and the beer came out. Ryouga reached down and
grabbed the
can. He took a sip of the liquor and realized that he was right. His piss
probably
tasted about the same as the beer. Ryouga  poured the rest of the beer onto
the street. He tossed the aluminum can away. (Ryouga does not believe in
recycling)
He kept on walking with the envelopes in his hand when he felt a dark and
mysterious presence.
He shrugged and thought that it must have been the beer. Ryouga walked
around for awhile
and knew that he wasn't getting anywhere. He just hoped that Akari wasn't
waiting for him.
They had been married for five years and their anniverary was this Friday.
They had gotten married
about a month or two after the 'Wedding incident', as it was often called,
and in that time he had
told her about his masquerading as P-Chan. Akari had spoken to Ryouga about
it. She was disappointed in him, but she 
was willing to give him another chance. Then she had kicked him as hard as
she possibly could in the
crotch. She had said that if Ryouga ever did anything like that again she
would rip his balls off.
The wedding was fine, but what really surprised Ryouga was what he soon
found out about Akari.
Akari liked her sex rough . If you ever met Akari you wouldn't believe it
(Ryouga had the whip marks to prove it though). Besides the sex, which
Ryouga had mixed feelings ranging from great to disgusting, their marriage
was fine. Ryouga felt the presence again, but dismissed it right away as
being his overactive imagination.
He saw the sign for a deli and went inside to get a sandwich. He of course
got a tofu sandwhich. He never
ate meat. It was probably due to his experience as a pig. He had been nearly
killed by people who wanted
to eat him and he couldn't think about making any crature feel such terror
(Maybe Ranma, but he got over that.).
Ryouga ate his sandwhich and left the deli. He leafed through the mail he
had gotten as he walked down the
streets. It was getting late and all the shops were closing up. He saw a
letter from his arch-rival on the top of
the pile. He opened the envelope carefully and took out the letter. As
Ryouga cast his eyes down on the letter
he remembered the past feelings he had during the day. He wished that he had
listened to them. Two words
were written on the letter. They were the two most terrifying words Ryouga
had ever seen. He looked around and
saw that it was night and all the shops were closed. Ryouga felt the
presence. It was coming. Not a noise was
made as Ryouga looked around himself frantically. All he could make out was
the outlines of the buildings. He couldn't
see it, but he knew it was there. Ryouga could feel himself being watched.
He held his chest and he looked around 
some more knowing that he would never see it until it was too late. He would
turn around just as his skull was crushed or his body was snapped in two. 
The whisp of the wind brushed his hair aside and he 
found that he could move again. Ryouga dropped the letters and ran as fast
as he possibly could down the street.
The letter that he had read fell to the ground. The two words that brought
out all of Ryouga Hibiki's fears. The two 
words that crushed all of his hopes for a better life. The two words that
signaled his iminent death. 
She knows.