In the same vein, and I also apologise for this, but I think that a _lot_ 
of people could benefit from it.  I know I sure did.

Spacewarp
8)

                ****THIS IS THE WORLD'S FINAL CHAIN-LETTER.****

You have been sent a blessing.  Those who have followed the instructions on
this letter have received good fortune, as you will.  The rewards of this
letter supercede the promises of all other letters you may have received.

This is the final chainletter you will ever send.  It's instructions are
simple,  to recieve the fortune that has graced those who have received this
before you follow these steps.

*The grace that re-creates
1.Make nine unaltered copies of this note, and send each copy to a friend or
stranger within nine days of recieving this.  This completed, you will have
recieved not only luck and positive karma, but you have been PERMANENTLY
released from the obligation to send another chain-letter.

* The snake that eats its own tail.
2.Never heed another chain-letter.  By sending this letter you have already
incured the  fortune promised by all future letters you will receive. Ignore
or destroy all future chainletters that you come in contact with.  To send
another chain-letter is to break the gift givin you by this letter.  If you
have already received and sent this letter, and you are recieving it again,
destroy this copy.  This letter will circle the globe, freeing its
recipients from the need to send future chainletters, and, its task
completed, will eventually destroy itself in the same manner.

Not sending this letter curses you with ill-fortune that is the dark mirror
of the good fortune you could have recieved.  To ignore this letter is to
recieve the bad-luck or ill-fortune mentioned in all future chainletters you
will receive. Only those who follow the instructions above will receive the
double blessing of luck and freedom from all future chain-letters. Just as
sending it blessed you with the luck of all chainletters, not sending it
curses you with the misfortune. Sending another chainletter after this one
brings the same misfortune as well.

This is the world's final chain-letter.



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<***>Jeremy Gross<*******>Eclipse Technical Support<*******>Spacewarp<***>
	       	    <EMAIL> jeremy@eclipse.net </EMAIL>
		      <PHONE> 1-800-483-1223 </PHONE>
Ranma said, "Uh...we stop us from being destroyed first."  He went over to 
the keyboard and typed, 'stop destroying the universe'.
	'Syntax Error'.
He typed, 'Stop destroying the Universe or I'll blow you to tiny bits.'
	'Process killed.'  The universe stopped vanishing.
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	"Y'know, I'm sick of answering users' questions! I'm tired of their
constant whining!  I didn't want to do this anyway! I didn't want to be
a Technical Support Representative!
        "I wanted to be... A _*LUMBERJACK*_!!!  Leaping from tree to tree..
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