Ryouga was walking down the streets of Tokyo. He was 
currently pondering whether he had brain cancer. He had
been in the desert when he saw the bright light. He just
stood there as the green light came closer and then he
blacked out. A few days later he woke up. He felt a little
woozy, but he couldn't sense anything wrong about himself.
So Ryouga decided to forget about the whole incident
and went back to wandering. As usual for Ryouga he thought
about how he would kill Ranma. Ranma was such an arrogant
jerk! He just made him so mad! Things became hazy and he
couldn't remember what elese happened. What surprised Ryouga
was when he came to all of his clothes were shredded. The only
thing he had on were his torn pants. Now Ryouga was beginning
to think about those two events and thought they might be connected.
It could mean that he might have cancer. Which would mean that
he would die. If he died Akane would end up with Ranma. Ranma!
That sniveling coward. He just pissed him off so much. If Ranma
was there he would-
"Hey Ryouga!" cut off his train of thought.
Ryouga turned around to see Ranma with both hands behind his 
back. Ranma smiled at him.
"Didn't expect to see you for a while Ryouga"
He always had to taunt him.
"What's the matter you get lost?"
He just didn't know when to shut up.
"The little piggy upset?"
Ryouga was getting mad.
"Aren't you gonna say anything bacon breath?"
Ryouga's muscles began to expand. All of his consciousness was wiped out.
His shirt burst apart as his mass grew. Ranma looked at Ryouga in disbelief.
It seemed like Ryouga was..was growing? 
Ryouga was now a towering giant with gargantuan muscles. The pigment
of his skin changed. Ranma watched stunned at the humongous green monster.
The monster that was once Ryouga Hibiki looked down at Ranma and yelled,
"HULK SMASH!"

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.