Hey all, 
Just read Lurker's MST , saw  the new metallica video, "The

Unforgiven

][", And I've got a couple minutes, So I'm gonna give this a shot.

If you

see a character created by yourself, chill out and don't shoot me.

Err, it's usually nice to *ask* people before you borrow their
characters...

<snip extreme bullshit first paragraph>

Congratulations, you've successfully learned how to ape.

"I am Tuxedo Mercury, and in the name of  the moon, I will destroy
you!!!!!"

Tuxedo Mercury was in reality a manifestation of a 15 year old with

too

much time on his hands, but here, he was a gun toting 20-year old

with

the armor of a tank. "What!?!" "They'll be time for explanations

later,

my love..."< And maybe a lemon scene or two>.
And then, in a flash of white light, it was all over.

Congratulations, you've demonstrated your ability to follow a
spamthread.

Incased in crystal. Now he was too. And she would mourn for all of

them.

Sailor Pluto took a look at the gallery of temporal disturbances

one last

time, then teleported away.
It was time to save Nerima from a temporal disturbance.   

Congratulations, you've learned how to use cliched old ideas in new
and even more boring ways. 

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The odor that clears your sinuses is always the 
one that makes you wish they were still
clogged up.

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The Eternal Lost Lurker
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/9502

Damn it man, we can't write everything.
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