<Max Wienberg plays Conan to the desk...>
Conan: Thank you Max, we have a lovely show for everyone tonight. We have
a first guest, Will Smith star of the hit movie, "Men In Black"...
<Crowd Cheers>
Conan: ... and then we have our second guest, that talented, sexy comic
book artist from New Jersey, Haze-man!
<Crowd Cheers Madly!>
Any Ricter: Sounds great Conan.
C: But first...
A: What?
C: But first I want to kill some time with some research I've had our
people do.
A: What kind of research is that?
C: Well, as we all know, people with different personalities like to live
in
different settings and eat different foods, and also drive different kinds
of
cars.
A: Yes...
C: So I had the boys whip up a list of anime characters and what kinds of
cars they would drive, and I want YOU to guess the car!
A: I don't know, Conan, that sounds kind of tough.
C: Oh, no it's not. Here's an example: What kind of car would Ranma
Saotome drive?
A: A convertable?
C: That's right! See, that wasn't so bad!
A: Yeah, I guess it wasn't.
C: Here's the next one: What kind of car would Mizuno Ami drive?
A: A Mercury?
C: There you go! Now what kind of car would Hotaru-chan drive?
A: A Saturn?
C: That's right! Now how about Sailor Moon?
A: Hmmm.... an Eclipse?
C: Right again!
A: OK, Conan, I think we should stop there. This is getting too corny.
C: OK, but can I just do one more?
A: Well, OK.
C: What kind of car would Teno Haruka drive?
A: A Big Rig.
C: There you go!
<Max takes us out to a commercial>