Subject: [FFML] IT'S CONNNANNN O'BRIIIIAAAANNN!!! by Haze-man
From: "Haze-man" <hayesman@eden.rutgers.edu>
Date: 2/13/1998, 1:39 AM
To:

<Max Wienberg plays Conan to the desk...>

Conan:  Thank you Max, we have a lovely show for everyone tonight.  We have
a first guest, Will Smith star of the hit movie, "Men In Black"...

<Crowd Cheers>

Conan:  ... and then we have our second guest, that talented, sexy comic
book artist from New Jersey, Haze-man!

<Crowd Cheers Madly!>

Any Ricter:  Sounds great Conan.

C:  But first...

A:  What?

C:  But first I want to kill some time with some research I've had our
people do.

A:  What kind of research is that?

C:  Well, as we all know, people with different personalities like to live
in
different settings and eat different foods, and also drive different kinds
of
cars.

A:  Yes...

C:  So I had the boys whip up a list of anime characters and what kinds of
cars they would drive, and I want YOU to guess the car!

A:  I don't know, Conan, that sounds kind of tough.

C:  Oh, no it's not.  Here's an example:  What kind of car would Ranma
Saotome drive?

A:  A convertable?

C:  That's right!  See, that wasn't so bad!

A:  Yeah, I guess it wasn't.

C:  Here's the next one:  What kind of car would Mizuno Ami drive?

A:  A Mercury?

C:  There you go!  Now what kind of car would Hotaru-chan drive?

A:  A Saturn?

C:  That's right!  Now how about Sailor Moon?

A: Hmmm.... an Eclipse?

C:  Right again!

A:  OK, Conan, I think we should stop there.  This is getting too corny.

C:  OK, but can I just do one more?

A:  Well, OK.

C:  What kind of car would Teno Haruka drive?

A:  A Big Rig.

C:  There you go!

<Max takes us out to a commercial>