[Warhammer is talking with R. Venus and Cain, walking into the theater
to watch the last chapter. And it looks like Mina is holding on rather
tightly to Cain's arm, and he doesn't seem to mind at all.
WH: ...and are you both sure you want to do that? I mean, the risk
factor and all.
Mina: Need you ask such a question?
Cain: Besides, it will give more exposition about us.
WH: Ok, whatever you two want. Let's get to MSTing this fic.]
In the theater....
Carter:...and I'm telling you that if she tries *anything* like that
again, I won't be responsible for my actions!
Brian: I have no problem with that, and I had a little security
system installed just in case.
Martins: <to camera> Just in case you have no idea what they're talking
about, see the Counter MST the the last chapter's MST.
Carter: Okay, here we go with the last chapter!
Brian: Roll it!
[WH: What? You mean the fact that Susan, Raye, and I got into this place
before the rest of you guys when you MST'ed the fic?]
<Teknosnip opening comments>
Carter: That sounds logical.
Brian: Yeah, no one is perfect.
[WH: ~ Nobody's perfect, all of the time.~
~Nobody's perfect, we are what we are.~]
Hey, Michelle. Can you hear me from up there? I hope so. >Because I
want you to know that, ever since that battle with Rapier, >things have
only gotten better.
Carter: Oh, good, I was worried that they might get worse.
[{Both Cain and Mina glare at WH}
WH: {Incredulously} What? What?]
GREAT! Now I'm starting to sound like you!
Neptune: <peeks in> And what's wrong with that?
[WH: I got a note here from Alex... 'Nothing at all.']
The next day, Mercury got a letter from 'a friend' and went on a trip
to where was it? Tokyo-3? I can't remember. Anyway, she's back and
she's got some odd piece of red glass or something like that. She's
been
in her lab ever since yesterday, studying that piece of whatever. But
she seems rather hopeful, for what I don't know.
Carter: A red piece of something?
Martins: In Tokyo 3?
Brian: Could it be....?
All: Nahh......
[WH: What did you guys think it was going to be?]
You'd be lucky to even see Venus around here anymore. It's not
surprising in the least, because she's been spending time at the >Space
Knight command center. Even though her boyfriend's there, I >wonder why
she's there. Even I'm not THAT bad. Or am I?
Carter: Don't worry, Alex. NO one can top Venus in ditzinesss.
[Mina: HEY!!]
Serena was crying for joy when we got a message from Molly. And I do
quote: "I've found him! I repeat, I've found Darien." It kinda
reminded me of the old days, back when she used to bawl at the >dumbest
things. Now, it doesn't seem that bad that she's crying. >She's got both
husband and daughter back. Were I in her shoes, I'd be >bawling too.
Turns out the comm relays were knocked out a while back >and they
weren't able to get them back up, we know who to thank for >that.
Carter: Oh yes, we do indeed.
[Cain: Hey, blame Darkon and Gunnar, I had nothing to do with that
assault that took out those comm sats.]
Mars and her boyfriend took care of the children that stayed with us
for a while. Often, I would hear them talking to each other and wonder
if they would ever have children. She still doesn't talk that much to
the rest of us, but hey, who am I to judge. She's happy and maybe
she'll
drop that tough girl act.
Carter: Any bets?
Martins: On that? Nah, Hell would probally freeze over first.
Carter: <activiating Psi-Sword> Don't even try it, Mars.
[Mina: Oh come on guys, have a little hope.
All: Raye?
{All shake their heads.}]
Pluto, whom I had a rather unhealthy hatred against for a while,
continued to hunt down the rest of the roving spider crabs. Even
without her time travel power, she seems to be the way she was >before.
The only difference is that she's more open and humble. I am >not sure
whether this is good or not. Well, seeing her like this >makes me wonder
if I could actually forgive her. On that, I don't >know. Someday maybe.
Brian: Pluto, open and humble?
Martins: War can change so many.
Carter: <muttered> Tell me about it.
[Mina: Well, it sure beats having her talk in those blasted haiku.]
Serena made sure that Reeni and Darien were still there, she peeked
under the covers to see her daughter curled up against her father.
Serena was more than happy. After so much worrying, after all the >
fear that they were gone forever, she was thankful to God Almighty >
that He spared them.
All: Amen!
[WH: {smiling} No comments needed.
Cain: Let's face it, when things have been going the way they were, you
gotta believe in a higher power.]
She leaned over, kissed her daughter's forehead, her husband's cheek,
and covered them again; hoping they didn't lose too much warmth.
Stretching herself, she walked to the bathroom and took a quick
shower.
<Alarms screech>
Carter: What the...?
[All: What?]
Brian: <checking monitor> Seems Happosai just tried to break in
here. Don't worry, the new defenses stopped him.
<Outside, several thousand guns point to one small scorched spot>
Carter: Heh. Cool.
[Cain: (Stands up, somewhat enraged) Well, let say that IF he did get
past them, he would have to get past me if he wanted to do anything to
Mina.
Mina: Oh Cain! My hero! {She glomps him, but at the wrong time and they
both lose balance and fall over.}
*CRASH*
WH: <sweatdrop>]
Seeing herself in the mirror, she looked at her hair and realized >that
it was quite a while since she bundled them in the same >hairstyle she
usually did. She angled her head left and right a few >times and took a
good look at the meatball-less Serena. <Maybe it's >better this way. >
She thought as she tied her long blond hair into a braid. She had
gotten so used to not having it that way, she wondered if she would
ever go back to tying it back that way.
She smiled to her reflection, giggled, and thought. <Of course I
will, what am I thinking? >
Carter: Heh. Of course.
Martins: Does this mean that CT is back on track?
[{Mina's head pokes up from between the seats.}
Mina: You bet!
WH: Come one you two, save it for later ok?
{Both Mina and Cain, reluctantly walk back to their seats.}]
Her husband nodded and hugged his precious daughter close, >
fulfilling Serena's wish.
All: Awwww.......
[{WH smiles, while Mina sits sideways in Cain's lap, with her head on
his shoulder.}]
Turning, Amy revealed the black metal covering of the left part of >her
face and the glowing red eye. But there was something wrong. Amy >was
sniffling, and she was smiling. Serena couldn't recall a single
occasion where Amy was smiling ever since she was changed.
Carter: At least not during this fic.....
[{Both Mina and Cain glare at WH.}]
<Teknosnip Amy's healing>
All: <sniff, sniff>
[Mina: She suffered the worst out of all of us in this fic. {She glares
at WH again.}]
"Yes, they were brave. Especially for throwing their lot in with
you." Said a voice from nowhere and had read her mind.
All: HEY!
[WH: hehe.]
"I didn't mean any offense Serena. I liked them a lot too," the >
stranger said again, stepping beside their graves.
Carter: <Brandishing a mallet> You better not, buddy.
[WH: Uh.. I wouldn't do that if I were you. This character most likely
made the hyperspace hammer.]
Serna blinked. Chaos and Order? Either someone was playing a really
sick joke or this person was who this person claimed to be. Well, if
this person wanted a name, shea or he would get one. Even by the >
voice, she couldn't tell this person's gender.
Carter: Shouldn't it be "Serena"?
[WH: ACK! Typo! I shall smite... *WHACK* *PUNCH*]
"I'm neither." Said the person, reading her mind again.
Carter: Oh, so he's Prince?
Martins: Honey, how many people are going to get that one?
Carter: Hey, at least I try.
[{Both Mina and WH groan.}
WH: Sad to say, we know who you're referring to.]
That made Serena's eye nearly bug out of their sockets as a name >
came out of nowhere.
"Uh... Ordaos?"
Brian: Okay, that makes sense.
Carter: A little.
[{Mina turns into Soldier Venus and Cain turns into Teknos Saber, both
have their weapons trained at WH.}
M & C: SAY ANYTHING AND YOU DIE!]
Ordaos waved it off and replied, "Don't worry about it. I like >
putting my hand into other people's business. It reminds me of the >
time I last lived as a human..."
All: BOING?!?!?
[WH: ^_^ <snicker>]
"You lived as a human at one time?" Serena nearly screamed.
"Yeah! I lived as a boy that looked like a girl. Long silky hair,
feminine face, but all the organs every other guy has." Ordaos got a
minute to see Serena's shocked expression, "Hey calm down. I never >
saw you. I was in college when you were about fifteen. Ahh, College. > I
met some of my best friends there. Especially Suka-chan." That was >
when its eyes began to water.
Carter: A boy....
Martins: ...who looked like....
Brian: ...a girl?
All: <facefault>
[Mina: Hey! These are primarily known as bishonen I hope you know. The
beautiful man. {Glomps Cain again} Like mine here.
Cain: Aww, stop it. I'm not THAT pretty.]
"WAAAAAAAAAA!! SUKA-CHAN!!" The very instant it started to cry, a
severe downpour of rain came along with its tears. "*sniff* *sniff* >
His wedding to Igarashi-san was so beautiful! I was the best man, > you
know." The same instant Ordaos stopped crying was when the rain >
stopped.
All: <facefault>
Carter: Jeez, I hope this place is waterproof.
Brian: It is. I checked.
[WH: Then tell my why there's this little drizzle of water dropping on
my head, drop by drop?]
Instead, all Ordaos got was an eye twitch and a look that said 'Are
you for real?' from Serena.
All: That's what we would like to know!
[WH: Yeah! And what about Scarecrow's brain?
C & M: <sweatdrop>]
Serena sighed and then knew there WAS someone out there that could >
put her to shame when it came to being weird.
Carter: No kidding.
[Mina: Well, compare this to Serena, and this thing wins hands down.]
"If I wasn't, then life would be down-right boring!" Ordaos said >
back, reading her mind, yet again.
Brian: It's got a point there.
[{Ordaos pops out of nowhere and straight into Brian's face.}
Ordaos: Thanks. {Give a Bugs Bunny type kiss to him and vanishes.}]
on the more powerful and utopia-like Crystal Tokyo, and then everyone
lives happily ever after. The end."
Carter: Here it comes.....
[Mina: *sighs* As always.]
Ordoas frowned childishly and said, "I don't think so!" The frown
vanished and was replaced with a smirk. "In fact, enjoy this peace >
while you can dear. It's not gonna last."
Martins: It never does.
Carter: Heh, we should know after all the Dark Fleet attacks we
have had to live with.
[Mina: If it's anything like having to face different and ugly monsters
every week, then I sympathize with you.]
back. You see, you all have a purpose and until it's done, I'm not
letting you guys rest in peace at all!" Then, it began to laugh.
All: <sweatdrop>
Carter: Someone really need a hobby.
Martins: I think this IS it's hobby.
[{Once more Ordaos appears, but it's right above Martins}
Ordaos: {Humphrey Bogard-esque} Got that right, sweetheart! {Give yet
another kiss and vanishes.}
{The other three look with leveled eyes and sweatdrops.}
Cain: WH, what in the world did you make?
WH: I have NO clue.
Mina: Well, you should have stopped it beforehand.]
Serena didn't know what to think. But the thought of a double
cheeseburger with catsup, mayonnaise, lettuce, and fries sounded >
VERY good. It was then, she realized that she hadn't pigged out in.. >96
years.
Carter: .....mayonnaise....?
Martins: ....on a....
Brian: ....burger?
<All three do the Techincolor Yawn. Fortunately, airsick bags
were installed in the chairs.>
[WH: Oh come on! It's not that bad! I happen to like my burgers that
way!]
"Hey Kenny, Christy, Lena! Come see!" screamed a young voice. >
Serena turned to see three children, running to a fourth. They all >
seemed to be about five years of age.
Carter: You don't think....?
Martins: Maybe so....
[Mina: Yes it is.]
Excitedly, Lita stood up. "I'm Lena." She turned to the boy and >
hugged him fiercely, "This is my boyfriend, Kenny." Serena and the
other
Carter: LOL!!
[Mina: Poor kid! But at least Ken and Lita are happy.]
Martins: Jupiter: check
children giggled, as Kenny blushed redder than a tomato. She turned >to
the girl that looked like Saturn. "This is Christy, she's real >strong!"
Martins: Saturn: check
Carter: Glad to see she strong in this incarnation.
[WH: Well, Ordaos and I talked and it said 'I garuantee it']
Finally she turned to the last of them, "And this is Michel."
Carter: Don't you mean Michelle?
[WH: No, Michelle.]
Serena gasped. But then got her composure back and asked, "Uh, don't
you mean Michelle?" The fourth child frowned and said angrily,
"I am not a girl!" In response, the child that looked like Michelle
pulled down her pants to reveal that she had been reborn as a boy. >
The other three got him to pull up his pants quickly enough, but not >
fast enough to erase the look of total shock on Serena's face.
All: <the most graceful, perfect 10 facefault ever seen in a MST>
[{Mina glares at WH.}
Mina: You're the most sick and twisted, evil, man I have EVER known.
WH: Thank you.]
One thing was certain, Alex would REALLY be surprised.
Carter: NO kidding.
[WH: {Rubs head} Don't remind me.]
Looking to the sky, she thought while grinning. <Ok then. If >that's
the way you wanna play. I'll do my best to make sure you're >not bored!
Carter: You think someone's having a little too much fun at the
Scout's <shudder> expense.
[Mina: Hey! We're not scouts anymore. We're Soldiers now!]
Martins: Well, at least the Scouts <shudder>can take the joke.
And at least they'll be together again.
Brian: And not Together Again?
C&M: <megamallet smash>
Brian: <moondust>
[WH: Do NOT mention that man in my presence! I dislike him enough!]
Let us not forget the most important part. C&C and MSTs are
appreciated. ^_^
Brian: Here ya go! :-)
[WH: And it is greatly appreciated.]
<Teknosnip little thing about me.>
Carter: So we shouldn't pound him?
Martins: Calm down dear. It's just his beliefs.
Carter: But...
Martins: <Mega Combo Kawaii Pout/Puppy Dog Eyes Move>
Please....for me?
Carter: <eyebrow twitch> Oh okay. <Puts away BFG 9000-D>
Brian: <sweatdrop>
[WH: Whew. Thanks.]
<Teknosnip paragraph about Amy.>
Brian: And a plot to get the Amichanians off your back?
(Kudos to the one who figures that one out.)
[WH: Still working on that one.]
Next, I would like to think Gainax, Rumiko Takahashi, Yuzo Takeda,
Yukie Nasu, and Yoshizumi Wataru for creating their separate stories >
and characters so they could make cameos in this whole fic.
Ch1: The small war, being the battle in Seraphim's Judgment
Ch5: Anju Kitahara from Marmalade Boy as Teknos Nodachi
Ch6: Ranma and Nuku nuku(she's the one Artemis saw, trying to >
walk.)
Ch7: Ordaos/Shun Kisaragi from Here is Greenwood and the piece > of
the S2 organ from EVA.
Carter: Here is Greenwood?
Martins: Never heard of it.
[WH: You should! It's really good. And that should be chapter 8.]
<Teknosnip paragraph about the music>
All: Awww.......
[Mina: Despite the fact I want to kill you WH, it was very good.
WH: Thanks.. I think.]
<Teknosnip paragraphs about my greatness.>
Carter: Okay, okay, we get the point!
Martins: Not like you have to beat it in with a warhammer. :-)
B&C: <groan>
[M & C: <Groan as well>]
Brian: Final comments?
Carter: Nice ending, though it did seem a little rushed.
Martins: But coming after the Solar/Rapier attack, it did seem
right.
Brian: Right, the light coming out of the darkness. <hums "Coming
out of the Dark">
Carter: Another thing, how many evil Teknomen are left?
Brian: Well.....
Axe-digested (ick!) by Nuku-Nuku in Z-Tron Dreams
[WH: Poor Atsuko got a tummy ache for a week after that.]
Lance-roasted, toasted, and put on a spit by Ringo (with
assistance from Megumi) in Machine's Blessing
[WH: Sort of, yes. BTW: Have you two heard from Ringo and Megumi?
Mina: Uh, when last I recall, I saw Ringo looking for some kind of ring
for Megumi.
WH: Wow, really? Cool. I'm gonna have to write a fic about that.]
Rapier- Nuked by Solar in For the Love of Ragrarok.
[{Mina glares at WH, yet again.}]
Sword-......
Carter: Uhhhh...I think they forgot one.
Martins: And if I read the end of Shara's Last Gift correctly,
she's somewhere where she can cause a lot of hurt to the ggod folk of
Eathh eventually.
[WH: And it shall be dealt with in the tenchi xover.]
Brian: Indeed. In any case, nice job, Warhammer.
C&M: Ditto.
[WH: Thanks again.]
<the three exit>
[{WH leaves the place, while Mina and Cain are still there. Sleeping in
each others arms. WH comes back to wake them, but then recalls how
strong they are and lets them be.}]
Oyasumi.
Teknos WarHammer-
"Life is strange. We're born, we grow, we live, we kill, and somewhere
in that equation, we die."
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