Gary is laughing hard at this Spamfic, and so doesn't notice the
leotard-clad figure sneaking up behind him until it's too late.
*BONK!* He collapses into unconsciousness.
"Oh, Ranma..." she says, a tear welling in one eye, "dear darling
Ranma... whyever did you think that you needed to go to a foul, unclean,
place like that? Ranma, darling, the house of Kuno is open to you
always! And I, Kodachi, the Black Rose, am able and most, most willing
to meet *all* of your needs!"
She smiles, as an electric razor buzzes in the background. "With a
little help from father, of course!"
Gary Kleppe
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics