(The lights come up to show Zero pleading a case to Flashman.)
Zero: All I'm asking is this one favor. I'll never ask for anything
again if you do this for me... I'll even let you go before me when we
beat up Endymion if you do this.
Flashman: Boy, you must really like her.
Zero: After I lost Iris, I never thought I'd feel this way again...
ESPECIALY for a human. But...
Flashman:(Thoughtful) Weeeelll, I think I can work SOMETHING out.
Bison:(Demon Head) YoU mOrOnS! ThE nExT cHaPtEr Of MaMa'S HaNd'S
hErE!!! So StOp ThE dAtInG sErViCe AnD lEt'S gEt To WoRk!!!
You know I've been wondering about something... What's the thing with "So
StOp..." etc.? DDFA does it for his titles to and I've yet to figure out
way. Oh yeah did you do an MST for #19? Not that I'm being selfish but I
haven't seen it yet.
<I dare not move against her though,> Rubeus thought darkly, absently
tracing a pattern on the crystalline tabletop. <She is Endymion's
tart.
[All: ......
Flashman: I've never heard of someone being called a "tart" before,
but I think I get the general idea.]
Gomen, I just got through reading two Ruth Rendle (sp?) mysteries and thier
set in Englad. Anyway a "tart" is a more... polite way of calling Esmer a
slut.
Rubeus scowled slightly then said, "Hai."
[Flashman: I don't know... for some reason, the use of "hai" here
just doesn't work for me.
Bison: It's okay for some ocasions but not here.]
Yes after reading this I agreed with you. I'll fix it up.
It rang once, then twice, then a third time. She was about to hang up
when a groggy sounding voice came. "Moshi moshi?" the distorted voice
of Mamoru said.
[All:(Throwing pop corn at the screen) Boo! Hiss!
Flashman:(Turns to Him, sarcasticaly) Is that a more aceptible
reaction for you O' Lord of What Should Go in Fan Fiction Reviews?]
O_O
There was a long pause before Mamoru said, "I don't know, Sweetheart.
Your grandparents don't like me." Silently Mamoru thought, <And what
did she mean by saying she wants `Mommy as Mommy'?!?>
[(The hail of pop corn increases.)]
O_o;
"Goodnight Chibi-Usa-chan, I love you." The soft giggle of delight
that came over the phone conveyed her happiness perfectly. <Now all I
have to do is to convince Usagi to get her parents to leave me alone,
Mamoru thought darkly.
[Zero: It's your turn Flashman.
Flashman: Thank you. *Ahem!* NOT BLOODY LIKELY!]
I was wondering when Flashman would get his turn.
Tuxedo Kamen was feeling a mixture of emotions. On the one hand, he
was feeling a type of parental rage that something would threaten to
harm HIS child. He was also feeling elation; he had arrived ahead of
the Senshi and this would give him an opportunity to prove to Usagi
how good he was. After landing on the schoolgrounds, he turned to
face the Droid and Petz.
[Bison/Zero: PETZ?!
Flashman: Errr... we're only familiar with the NA versions of their
names. Which one is this?]
Petz = Avery
Berdeche = Birdy
Cooan = Catsy
Karaberas = Prisma
"Schools are for the betterment of youth and not for the corruption
of their innocence!" Flourishing his cane, he jabbed it towards Petz
and shouted, "On behalf of these victims! I WILL PUNISH YOU!" With
that, his cane stretched jabbing at Petz who easily dodged it.
[All: ........
Bison: I can't believe he SAID that.]
Heh, you and me both... and I was the one to write it.
Petz was unsure of what to do. <I can't attack him and Gellax is
defending herself properly.> Turning, she spotted a slight commotion
in the cowering children who were encased in Gellax's wax. <What's
this?!?> Floating over a little, Petz let out a gasp. "The Rabbit!!!"
she declared.
[Bison:(Singing) Kill da Wabbit! Kill da Wa....
(Flashman punches his face in.)
Bison: OW! What'd I say to deserve that?
(Zero whispers in J.Bisons ear.)
Bison:(Blushes) Oops, sorry I didn't know that Putz... err, Petz
meant her.]
^_^;; (snicker)
"NANI?!?" Sailor Moon questioned, "How'd this happen all at once?!?"
[Flashman: They're very, very fast.]
Or she took her sweet time... (WHAM!!!) Gomen.
"You?!?" Sailor Moon questioned, "You've got to be kidding?!?" <He
knows perfectly well that I have to kill the Droid!>
[Zero: I don't know if Usagi would use the word "kill", since Droids
aren't really living things.
Flashman: Let's not get THAT debate started again.]
Errr... okay. However Zero makes a good point, maybe "destroy" would be
better.
"NANI?!?" Petz demanded turning to the new voice. However, she turned
into Jupiter's attack and was flung backwards. "You'll pay for
that!!!"
[Flashman: Cash, check or credit card?
(Zero and Bison do the LEO punt on Flashman.)]
Well I've heard worse puns.
The attacks combined and sped towards Petz but she winked out of
sight.
[Zero: Where's Venus's attack?
Bison:(Letcherous grin) You've been paying an awful lot of attention
to her lately.
Zero: To quote Akuma, "bite me".]
I don't think that would be healthy... for either Zero or Bison.
"Mommy???" Chibi-Usa said, her voice trembling, "Make Daddy happy."
The image of Tuxedo Kamen beating on the Droid was too close to the
truth for her to really handle. She began to softly cry in fear and
terror while clinging to her mother's leg. That was why she wanted
her family back. She didn't want her father to be angry like he was
showing her now.
[(The hail of pop corn starts again, much more intense then before
and is joined by several candy bars and empty soda containers.)]
o_O; Hrrmmm...
Chibi-Usa walked over to Tuxedo Kamen and hugged his leg. "You have a
good day at school," Tuxedo Kamen said, "You be a good girl now."
Chibi-Usa nodded. "I'll get your mommy to marry me and then we can be
a family," Tuxedo Kamen whispered to his daughter. Giving one more
look towards her mother, Chibi-Usa went off to find her friend
amongst the crying children.
[Flashman: All together now...
All: NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!!]
Heh, true, very true.
Flashman: So, what do you think?
Zero: Despite what some people have said, I don't have too much
trouble accepting how Mamoru is acting in this. If this were a
lighter fic, then I would, but given the subject matter, it's a
perfect fit.
Bison: Yeah, but I can understand how other people can see it
differently. It's just that I can't understand how those same people
can say the Ranma in "Ill Met By Starlight" who is acting the same
way, is acting in a possible IC manner.
Flashman: And we'll be back for the next chapter. Oh and BTW, I
wrote this MST BEFORE I sent my rant to the FFML, so if this seems a
little nasty at points, I apologise.
Thanks for the MST and your support. It's much appreciated. I'll say it
now, Parts 21 and 22 will likely be delayed for a few days. My
proofer/editor/conspiritor won't be on-line until the middle of next week.
I'll get it out to you *maybe* along with the ending as soon as I can after
he returnes.
Doug
"It is major decisions that change the course of our future but it
is the minor decisions that shape the being who we are."
"I write in broad tapestries, interweaving characters lives leaving
the little details to the reader unless the detials are important."
- Anne McCaffrey
From the book "Get off the White Unicorn"
"I am Sailor Chibi-Earth! And I will sit you in the corner!"
- Tsukino Misako, ToYV#6
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