Yoiko:  Hey, guys!  Lookit this! ^_^

Ranma:  SPAMfic?

Ryoga:  Hmph.  As long as it's not one of YOURS, Yoiko.


Ken Arromdee <arromdee@inetnow.net> wrote:

After many years of married life Akane had gotten used to some of Ranma's
little quirks, but one of his quirks was _not_ shedding hair all over the
place.  "Ranma?  Your hair..." said Akane to her husband with concern.

Ranma:  WHAT???  This better not be what I think it is...

Ranma felt his head, a few strands coming out.  He poked his ponytail

Yoiko:  It's a pigtail.

Ranma:  It's a braid.  A very manly braid.

Ryoga:  *smirk*  So you say.

Ranma:  Watch it, P-Chan.

and
the whole thing came falling off leaving him with a large bald spot in the
middle of his head.  "I'm going bald!"

Ryoga:  (long pause) BWAAAAA-hahahahahaha!  Serves you right!

Ranma:  *whap*  Stop that!  Yoiko, I can't believe you picked this for us to
        read!

Yoiko:  *giggle*  Aw, c'mon, Ranma!  You liked it when it happened to Ryoga.

Ryoga:  Hahahahahaha!

Ranma:  *WHAM*  I said cut it out!

Ryoga:  (doubled over from laughing so hard) Heeheehee... *sigh*

"But that's impossible!" cried Akane.  "You're only 26!  People don't go bald
at 26.  It just isn't natural."

Yoiko:  It could happen.

Ranma:  Don't tell us that!

Ryoga:  (tugging at his bandanna)  Yeah, no kidding.

"I don't know", replied Ranma.  "You didn't get a cooking flashback and
served me one of your old recipes for lunch, did you?"

Yoiko:  Serve.

Ranma:  Aw, man, I KNEW her cooking was toxic, but who would've thought...

"Baka!" replied Akane.  Let's go see Dr. Toufuu.

Yoiko:  Missing some quote marks, there.

Ryoga:  Hey, how come she didn't smack him?

Yoiko:  She did say "baka."

Ryoga:  Yeah, but that's almost always followed by a blow of some kind.  Oh,
        well... *whap*

Ranma:  Whadja do that for?

Ryoga:  Akane said "baka."  Somebody had to do it.

"It's like this", explained Dr. Toufuu.  "Ten years ago your hair grew crazily
because of that dragon's whisker soup...."

Ranma:  Oh, yeah.  I see where this is going.

"But that wore off!" replied Ranma.

Ryoga:  So how come you still wear the ponytail?

Yoiko:  It's a pigtail!

Ranma:  It's a Manly Braid!!!

Ryoga:  *snicker*  Sure, it is.

Yoiko:  Ryoga, quit picking on him.  Wait till the fic's over.

Ryoga:  Aw, I was having fun!

Dr. Toufuu continued.  "You were warned that you'd run completely out of hair
if it kept growing, and you'd be bald at the age of 16.  Luckily, as you
say, it
did wear off before that happened."

Ranma:  So I shouldn't be going bald.

"Then what's happening to me?"

"Because it wore off before you used up 50 years of hair.  Instead, you only
lost 40."

"That's..."

Ranma:  That's ridiculous!

Yoiko:  It's not so bad, Ranma.  You could always cover up your head the way
        your father does.

Ryoga:  Hahahahahahahaha!

Ranma:  Are we almost done yet?

"Oh come on, Ranma, it doesn't affect your life expectancy.  And you can
always change to a girl and bind your chest...."

Ryoga:  BWAAAAAAA-hahahahahaha!

Ranma:  Shut up, Porky!

Ryoga:  Now what was it you said to me?  Chrome Dome?  Hahahahaha!

Ranma:  All right, you asked for it!

Yoiko:  (ducking as Ranma and Ryoga start fighting)  Well, that's it!  Thanks
        for the fic!

Ryoga:  Yeah, thank you!

Ranma:  Ryoga!!!  You get back here!

Ryoga:  Hey, no fair!  The glare off your head is blinding me!



^_^

Cindy

Fourth Disciple of Ryouga, Guardian of the Sacred Walnut Grove
Hentai Hymn Leader of the Church of the Black Rose

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