*Dislcaimer*I don't own the characters in this story.A bunch of people I
never
met own the characters.

Hello and welcome once again to another episode of YRMMGSS... further
proof that I should seek psychiatric help. I have added up all the 
votes for the contest and the results will be seen in part 5.
I'm sorry to say that Rabbit's appearance will be delayed until part 7.
Oh yeah I call Ranma Ranko when he's in his female form.

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe Production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Your Run of the Mill Magical Girl Show Starring... Part 4 more reasons to
hate me! 

Mysteries Unsolved! Who is the mother of this Child?!

(1.Akari Unryuu's garage Int. Night)

The garage is very dirty and the only light source is coming from a small
light bulb dangling from the ceiling. There is a chalkboard in the center of
the room. Standing by the chalkboard are Tsubasa Kurenai and Konatsu
Kenzen.There is a row of flimsy metal chairs facing them. All of the
seats are filled and we can only see the backs of the heads of the people.
>From left to right sitting in the chairs are:Akane, Nodoka, Hinako,
Ranko (who is holding onto Ryouga's left arm), Ryouga, and Akari 
(who is holding onto Ryouga's right arm).

Tsubasa:Okay, everyone, you may be wondering why we're all here...

Ranko:Yeah! What's the big deal?

Konatsu:Ahem. It is something that we simply cannot ignore anymore. You see
our ratings are really bad and we need something to boost them up again.

Tsubasa:We wanted to get a cute animal for the show, but we unfortunately
let Mrs.Hinako decide on what animal to get.

All of the characters look at Mrs.Hinako.

Mrs.Hinako:Hey! I thought it was cute! You can't tell me he isn't the cutest
thing you ever saw!

Mrs. Hinako points Off-screen. All of the characters look where she's
pointing. The camera turns in the direction that Mrs.Hinako is pointing at.
In the corner of the room we see a ten foot tall minotaur with wings and it
has tentacles on its back. It is Pantyhose Tarou and it is definitely not
cute. The camera goes back to the meeting and all the characters except
Mrs.Hinako are big sweating.

Tsubasa:Anyway. We figured something out! A prefect way to get good ratings!
Mrs. Saotome would you please tell us about the plan?

Nodoka stands up and walks over to the chalkboard and bows before all of the
people that are sitting.

Nodoka:(Begins to draw on the board) You see all we have to do is send
out a neuro impulse all over the world which will make people follow our
every command and...

Konatsu:Uh, I think he meant the other plan Mrs. Saotome.

Nodoka looks a little embarrassed and takes out an eraser and erases all of
the plans on the chalkboard.

Nodoka puts down the eraser and chalk and faces all the people that are
sitting.

Nodoka:Well it's very easy. We observed several TV shows where there was
increased viewership because of the arrival of an annoying child star...

Tsubasa:(Interrupting) and a dog!

Nodoka:Yes, we thought that we could get better ratings if we got a really
bratty and insipid child on the show...

Tsubasa:and a dog!

Nodoka:(Takes out her sword and holds it to Tsubasa's throat.) Would you
shut up about the dog?!

Tsubasa:Okay.

Nodoka puts the sword away.

Nodoka:Thank you. So we are going to get a child for the show (Tsubasa
looks
at her with a pleading expression.)*Sigh* and a dog.

Akari raises her hand.

Akari:Where are we going to get the child?

Konatsu:We thought of adopting one, but that seemed a tad bit extreme.

Akane:So what are we going to do?

Tsubasa:Oh, we're going to take a child from the future which might endanger
the timestream and destroy everything in all existence.

Akari:Sounds like a good idea! let's go through with it!

Konatsu:Okay! But first we have to talk with the people from the future.

Tsubasa takes out a weird computer device and begins to tap some of the
buttons on it. A huge video screen appears in front of the chalkboard. On
the video screen we can see two men with really funky looking hats with pig
ears
on top of them.

Akari:(To Ryouga)They must be from a future where I am the queen of the
world and your my subservient and wimpy king.

Man 1#:Hello, is this thing on? (Taps video screen) Oh hello. We heard that
you wanted a child.

Konatsu:Yes we do. 

Man 2#:Well we have the perfect child for you.

Man 1#:He's an angel.

Man 2#:He won't do anything bad.

Man 1#:Doing something wrong is the farthest thing from his mind.

A humongous explosion in the background of the video screen. Man 1 and 2
look
behind each other.Both Men turn away from the explosion and look back at the
screen.

Man 2#:uh, heh. He can be a little bit rowdy sometimes. Uh.

Man 1#:Please take him! Uh, not that we want to get rid of him.

Man 2#:Of course.

Tsubasa:Does the child have a dog?

Man 1#:Yes the child has a dog.

Tsubasa:Sold. Send the child back immediately with the dog.

Both Man 1 and 2 are smiling brightly.

Man 1#:Really? You mean you're going to take away this little monst- uh I
mean
sweet child from us?

Konatsu:Yep.

Man 2#:Okay we'll send them back right away!

The video screen disappears and Tsubasa pockets the device.

Akane:I have a bad feeling about this.

There is a bright light and a puff of smoke. The smoke clears and reveals a
child who looks exactly Ryouga except he's a child of course and he has pink
hair.The child smiles at everybody.

Child:Hello! My name is Butaga and this is my dog-AAAAAHHHH!!!

The camera pans down to show a dead dog.The shot returns to
normal and all of the characters are now standing and are surrounding Butaga
and the dead dog in a circle.Why are they standing around him in a circle?
Don't ask me I only write this stuff.

Ryouga:Guess we won't be having the dog on the show.

Butaga:Those idiots must have screwed up! Now my dog is dead! (Begins to
cry) I need a present to make me feel better!

Nodoka:Oh! I'll buy you a dress!

Butaga:(Stops crying) Uh, Oh, you don't have to do that! 

Akari:So your name is Butaga! That means pig fang! You must be my son!

Butaga:Huh, what are you talking about? I'm only named that because the
stupid queen passed some law saying everyone had to have the word pig in
their names! 

Akari:Wait a second. Who is your mother?

Butaga goes into a thinking pose for a second and then shrugs,

Butaga:How should I know? I never really see my mom that often. All I can
remember is that she has big boobs.

Ranko thrusts her large breasts forward in pride while Akari looks down at
her own breasts which are considerably smaller than Ranko's. 

Akari:Well I could have had plastic surgery in the future.

Butaga looks at Ryouga.

Butaga:Hey you're my dad!

Ryouga:Hey you're my son!

Ryouga and Butaga look at one another for a second and then just shrug.

Butaga:Say do any of you guys have any matches?

Everybody shakes their heads no. 

Butaga:Do any of you guys have any sharp objects on you?

Nodoka is about to take out her sword when Tsubasa grabs her arm and shakes
his head no.

Butaga:Do any of you have any firearms?

Everybody shakes their heads no.

Butaga:Well what am I going to do for fun around here?!

Nodoka:You can always clean your room.

Butaga looks at Nodoka.

Butaga:You are definitely a mother.

Akane:You don't have to cause mass destruction to have fun.

Butaga:Yeah, but it's so much easier than playing Monopoly. I hate games
with numbers in them.

Akane:Anyway I do believe we can teach you how to be a very good and
productive member of society.

Butaga:Blech! We have enough fascism where I come from so please shut up!

Akari gets down so that she can talk to Butaga eye to eye.Akari takes
Butaga's hands into her own hands.

Akari:I know that deep down you are a good child and with proper care you
will learn to love us all. (Leans in real close to whisper into Butaga's
ear.) Except that little hussy Ranma. He's a witch and he wants to eat
you.

Ranko:I heard that!

Ranko goes down so that she is also eye to eye with Butaga. Ranko stares at
Akari with a mean look in her eye.

Ranko:I will not allow you to spoil my child's mind!

Akari:Your child! He's never even said who his mother is!

Ranko looks at Butaga.

Ranko:Butaga, could you please tell this sexless tramp that I'm your mother.

Akari:How dare you say such things about me! Butaga, we're leaving!

Akari takes hold of Butaga's left arm and is about to walk away with him
when Ranko grabs hold of Butaga's right arm.

Ranko:Oh no you don't! You're not taking him away from me!

Akari and Ranko proceed to go into a tug of war match with Butaga in the
middle. Woah this is deja vu, ne?

Akari:My child!

Ranko:My child!

Butaga:Ugh. I liked it better in the future.

The camera pans over to Nodoka and Akane who are standing side by side
watching the tug of war match.

Akane:This is ridiculous! We'll never get good ratings if those two won't
stop fighting!

Nodoka:True. There was one last plan to gain ratings beside this one
other thing we could do though.

Akane looks at Nodoka with a curious look on her face.

Akane:What's that?

Nodoka grabs Akane by the cheeks and kisses her very passionately. The kiss
lingers for a bit until Nodoka pulls back while still clutching Akane's
cheeks.

Nodoka:Lesbians. Guaranteed rating booster.

Akane:What about 'Ellen'?

Nodoka:Oh, yeah.

Nodoka throws Akane away. Nodoka goes back to watching the fight.

Nodoka:Ah, this really is entertaining.

Cut to black:

I would like to thank Gary Kleppe for Pre-reading this episode. And I would
like to thank
all of the people who have taken the time to read this fic. Yeah, all two of
you.
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.