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Ranma:Masta' Playa

Ranma teaches Ryouga how to get his groove on with the fine (and sexy) Akane

Ranma was lying down on his futon and couldn't help, but feel that he was
the sexiest
man alive which was true. No woman could resist his unearthly charms and his
gorgeous
body. Maybe today he would go and have sex with a bunch of beautiful women.
There 
was a knock on the door to his room and Ranma went up and opened it. He
found himself
staring at one Ryouga Hibiki. Ranma smiled to himself. He had wanted to talk
to Ryouga
for some time.
Ranma:Hey Ryouga just the person I wanted to see.
Ryouga:What?! Ranma?! What do you want!
Ranma put his hand on Ryouga's shoulder. 
Ranma:Relax. You love Akane right?
Ryouga:Gah... uh, yeah.
Ranma:Well how about I teach you how you can be a stud and land Akane.
Ryouga:How dare you suggest something like that!
Ranma:Ryouga I happen to be the greates playa in the world. I am not joking
when I say I could 
help you get real cozy with Akane.
Ryouga:Yeah right! I want proof.
Ranma:Okay.
Ranma pulls out a magazine which has him on the cover . Written on the cover
is 'Ranma is the greatest
playa in the world so believe him when he tells you so.'
Ryouga:Well, can't argue with the press.
Ranma:So what do you say?
Ryouga:Wait a minute! Why are you helping me?!
Ranma:I wanted to get Akane out of my hair so I would be free to go from
flower to flower.
Ryouga:That's disgusting Ranma! So where do we start?
Ranma:First. You can't get Akane into the sack the way you are now.
Ryouga:What?! Why is that?!
Ranma:Trust me Ryouga. When I get done with you Akane won't be able to
resist you. There is one
thing you will have to do in order for Akane to notice you though.
Ryouga:What's that?
Ranma goes over and whispers something into Ryouga's ear.
Ryouga:WHAT?!
---
Akane was sitting in the living room reading a book when she felt a presence
in the room. Akane stood up, but
saw that no one is around. Akane shrugged and went back to reading when she
felt something jump onto her lamp.
Akane looked down at her pet pig.
Akane:P-CHAN!
Akane took hold of the pig and brought it up to her chest in a tight
embrace.Akane took the pig away from her chest and looked into it's eyes.
Akane:Oh P-chan I missed you so much!
The pig seemed to smile and gave her an odd look. Akane smiled back and
thought about how cute and sexy her pet pig 
was. Akane's brain went back to that last thought. Sexy? This was an animal
not a human even though she was finding 
herself increasingly aroused by P-chan's mannerisms and the cologne he was
wearing. Wait since when do pigs where 
cologne? Who cares? This is one fine and sexy pig! Akane looked around to
make sure no one was around.
Akane looked back at P-chan and gave an evil smile.
Akane:Hey P-chan how about we go upstairs and make a little bacon.
---
Soun Tendo was about to have a heart attack. His youngest daughter had said
she had a big announcement to make to the family. Soun immediately thought
that she was going to admit her true feelings about the engagement.
Unfortunately for Soun she did.
Soun:What you're canceling the engagement?!
Akane:Yes I found someone else that I love very much.
Soun's heart was on the brink of giving out.
Soun:What do you mean?
Akane:I won't be able to carry on the Anything-goes school dad.
Soun didn't think that his heart could take anymore.
Soun:Who?
Akane:P-chan.
It couldn't. Soun fell over and went into cardiac arrest.
---
Ranma:So Mr.Tendo died?
Ryouga:Yeah, it's really sad.
Ranma:Well I better get going.
Ryouga:Thanks for all the help Ranma.
Ranma:It's to bad you have to stay around here as a pig.
Ryouga:Yeah, but it's worth it!
Ranma:See you later!
Ranma is walking off into the sunset when two beautiful women jump up and
grab hold of his arms.
Ranma:I get all the ladies!

THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.