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PSYCOPATHIC KILLING SPREE!!!!!

Joseph was siting on the tain. He was currently being tortured by his
personal demons!

*Your a jerk!!!!! Your NOTHING!!!!*

Joseph could not take it. His personal demons would often use a lot of
apostrphy marks, but never ten! He stood up 

and screamed for an eternity of timeless minutes for he had just entered
hell!!! What was worse was that he knew that 

last sentence didn't make sense!!

A passenger hit him on the head. " Will you shut up!" the passenger said.
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   Joseph was on a roof top and was contemplating killing himself for he was
being destroyed his angst!

Joseph took out a semi-automatic rifle with a bunch 'a doo-hickeys on it.
Joseph looked down upon

the house and silently told himself that he would kill everyone there!
Joseph looked through the telescopic

lens. It was day, but that did not matter for the soul is as cold and
wretched as any night that was put upon

his shoulders.He aimed the gun towards the house and felt his inner soul
being torn apart with grief at the

thought of his dead wife. (Actually she wasn't dead she just realized how
crazy Joseph was an left him.)

And he also thought of his dead children (Same deal. Mother left them with
Joseph and they ran off to a

Dickinsian orphanage.) Joseph looked at his target who was walking in front
of the house. It 

was a young boy with a pig-tail and a red shirt. Red. The color of blood. HE
knew the color fairly well after his

experiance with licking stamps at the post office. All of those paper cuts!
Now he would kill this punk kid for 

reminding him of why he lost his job at the post office and how he went
insane and killed a heck 'uva lot of people and 

had to run away from America and how he always went into run on sentences!
The Final insult! He would have to die!

Joseph shot at the pig-tailed boy who grabbed the bullet out of thin
air.Joseph was in total shock and screamed.

Joseph shot ten more rounds at the boy who caught all of the bullets. The
boy looked around and shruged. The boy 

went back into the house. Joseph began beating his head on the roof. He
couldn't believe it! He had failed!!!! Joseph 

looked through the telescopic lens once again and saw a boy carrying a
wooden sword walking in front of the house. 

Joseph was reminded of how his heart was skewered on that fateful day. The
day that all his hopes for humanity had 

been crushed with one fatal blow. The day they let the democrats back into
the White House! Joseph shot at the boy and 

the bullet went right into the boys ear. The bullet zoomed out the other
ear. Success!!! He had finally killed..Huh? The 

boy kept on walking as if nothing had happened. Joseph couldn't take it! He
had tried to kill two people and had failed. 

There was reason for 
living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joseph dropped 

the rifle and pulled out a revolver and put it up to his temple. Now Joseph
could escape all the pain and suffering. 

Joseph shot himself in the  head and was instantly transported to HELL where
he was cruely tortured until the end of 

time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, this was really weird and I know it. I have no idea why I wrote this
and if you thought it was funny you are probably crazier than myself. Until
I find better things to write about. Ja ne.