Richard Beaubien wrote:

[And the morale of the C&C and MSTing is...Always pre-read everything
thourghly before posting it. I though I did enough, but obviousley I
didn't...

I mean I made some real big plunders here. Errors so big they make the
USSR look small. That is if the USSR still existed, which it doesn't...But
it does make the countires formaly known as the USSR look small. Trust me
on this...:]

<A whistle blows and a train arrives once more, an anthropomoriphication of
Reality as played by Jimmy Stewart spills his soup once more, the portal yawns
drozily (hasn't found any water, but lots of other sticks) and two figures,
plus one, emerge once more>

Keener: Quick, get the whiffle bat away from him!

Krudd: I doubt that's nessisawy.

Keener: You can never be too sure <begins searching the place for whiffle
bats, loufa spounges, small rodents and anything a fic writer might flaggellet
himself with, Count P-chan is helping, by testing the objects on Keener's
head>

Count: <fwhap> Nope, the vrist cushin doesn't hurt enough... <wham> the
Louiville Slugger isn't funny enough <wham, wham, wham> therapudic though
<wham, wham, wham> <Keener tears the errrrrr, bat away from the Umpire...
ahem, Vampire's hand then turns around to put it up.... Crash, Splash,  Count
P-chan Smash!> Kitchen sink vorks vell though.

Krudd: <sighs> Just wanted to wet you know that thewe's nothing bwoken hewe
that can't be fixed, I mean when you wwite gweat fics, your adowing fans will
fowgive a couple of mistakes, as wong as you keep wwiting. It's not wike you
misspewwed Wanma in a teaser.

Count P-chan: <tosses Refrigerator aside after pulling Keener off of it> Or
give a VAFF fic a tag that says FanFuc.

Krudd: Or wwite... well wwite anything Keener's wwitten.

Keener: <staggers to his feet, pulls out a comb and suddenly... everything's
fine> Ahem, yes. Don't let it bother you Richard, that's why we post stuff to
the list, to get honest feedback and to find and lance our weaknesses. As for
your fic... well I didn't want to spoil myself on KOR so I never actually read
it and I... why are you looking at me like that

<starts to back towards the portal, turns to notice that both Krudd and the
Count have left the building>

Keener: I mean, I'm sure it's great and all but... put that down Richard, do
you have any idea what sort of mess that'll...

<Starts writing something fevoursly on a small pad>

Keener: How about this, a free, I can't say anything about it, C&C of your
next fic... how's that? Okay, okay, I'm leaving... <flee's through the portal
which suddenly produces the pointy sides of nails, as if wood was being
hammered in place and chains are being locked>

<Guarenteed C&C IOU floats gently to the ground>

FFIRC. C&C? It's what we do! That and chat, oh and eat doughnuts with
stuff inside them oh and we also... hmmmm? Oh yeah, sorry.
Revenge's End Mad Bishonen Boy
Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
Krudd (Krillian and Elmer Fudd Amalgalm, don't ask)
The Parrot King
Kaizer Soize
MidnightWriter's Guild Member
Official alt.warlord target

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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