From: Dust Bunnies <orionn@speakeasy.org>

Subject: My own little survey

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Ok, now you've got me started on this kick....

THE EVER POPULAR TORTURED WRITER SURVEY
@1998 By Worldomchemco

QUESTION 3-2:
What is your favorite way of getting rid of writer's block?

QUESTION 2:
Of all the authors you have read, which one do you like the most and
why?

QUESTION 3:
Have you ever thought of giving up writing, and why?

QUESTION (2^3)/2:
If you could change the outcome of one historical event, what and when
would it be, and why?

QUESTION 2+3:
If you could pick a year for aliens to land and try to take over the
earth, what year would it be? (WARNING: If you pick this year, I'll
make sure it happens!)

QUESTION 2*3:
What was the happiest day of your life?

QUESTION 2(3+1)-1:
What was the saddest day of your life?

QUESTION 2^3:
When was the last time you lied, and why? (You should change names to
protect the decieved)

QUESTION 3^2:
If you could send one book to a friendly alien race who wanted to
learn more about humans, which book would it be, and why?

QUESTION 2(2+3):
If you could pick the way that you were to die, what would it be?

QUESTION 3!+2+3:
Imagine that you are suddenly thrust naked into another city. Which
city would you want it to be and why?

QUESTION (3+1)!/2:
If you could pick a vehicle to turn into a mobile home, which vehicle
would it be and why?

QUESTION ((3^3)-1)/2:
If you could pick a vehicle to turn into a space vehicle, which
vehicle would it be and why?

QUESTION 3(2^2)+2:
Is it worse than that? Is he dead, Jim?

QUESTION 2^3+2^2+2^1+2^0:
Who was your "one that got away"? (THIS CAN BE A FISH, A DEAL, A
PERSON, WHATEVER)

QUESTION 3^3-2^3-3:
What is the thing that peeves you most about modern civilization?

QUESTION 2^2(2+3)-3:
What is the most useless invention you can think of?

QUESTION 2(3^2):
What is the most useful invention you can think of?

QUESTION (2^2)!-(2+3):
Many busy executives ask me about the job displacement market of the
future. Well, I want to know, just as much as we all want to know, in
who's movie anyway?

QUESTION (2^2)!-(2^2):
Do you get enjoyment out of these inane surveys?

Till next time,
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Orion,
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