Nihao!

	This is the product of a very, very, very weird phone conversation. My 
apologies to all concerned.

Jusenkyo Guide

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Bubblegum Crisis Fan Fiction
Priss and Leon

(Warning, this is a lemon with all that implies. Please do not read if 
this sort of stuff offends you or you�re underage, or recovering from 
surgery, you�ve just won a million dollars, you are actually Superman, 
etc. I in no way, shape, or form one Bubblegum Crisis, I also hope to 
heck that the wonderful people who do never learn about this. (If they 
did, they�d send a boomer and I�m sure it wouldn�t be a 33-s)

	Priss pounded on the heavy metal door sending hollow booming sounds 
around the chamber.

	�Face it Priss, they can�t hear us,� her companion sighed.

	Priss turned to face him, �I�m not going to be trapped, and I�m 
especially not going to be trapped in here with you.�

	Leon rolled his eyes, �Look, I�m not going to do anything,� he 
protested.

	Priss�s expression told him clearly that she didn�t believe him.

	Leon got up from where he was sitting and moved towards her, �Until 
either the AD Police or your friends find us we�re trapped here. We 
might as well just sit down and relax.�

	�Well it�s your fault we�re trapped in here,� Priss shot back.

	�I did not plan for a boomer attack tonight,� Leon replied with some 
heat.

	He went back to the other side of the room and slid to the ground, 
remembering a night that was one disaster after another.

	Leon had decided to confront Priss about her being in the Knight 
Sabers, he figured that they best way to do that was to lure her out 
with the promise of a free steak dinner. He was right on the verge of 
telling her that he knew when a boomer crashed into the restaurant. 

The rest was kind of a blur, he seemed to remember calling for ADP 
backup on his pager watch, then standing with Priss firing rounds into 
the mechanical monster with no effect. He did remember them both running 
out of bullets and running to the back of the restaurant and hiding in 
the meat locker. After that the noises that he heard told him that the 
ADP had gotten there along with the Knight Sabers. A few explosions 
latter blocked the door trapping him with Priss. It wasn�t an unpleasant 
prospect on the surface, but Priss didn�t share that feeling.

	Leon sighed, it was going to be a long night.

	A few hours later���.

	After running through all the songs that Priss knew, she and Leon had 
started into the old, old, classic, �99 Bottles of Sake on the Wall� in 
a effort to keep warm.

	A few more hours��..

	Leon was becoming quite impressed with Priss�s martial arts abilities. 

	Still some more hours��

	If you put a man and a woman in a locked room for a while, you know 
what might happen after a few days. Do the same to a pair that actually 
likes one another, and it happens in an hour or two. In Priss�s and 
Leon�s case it was more like six hours. Not that Leon wasn�t willing, 
but Priss had to be stubborn about it. But in the end, tight quarters, a 
cold room, and Leon actually not trying to hit on her every few seconds 
brought her over as well.

	In the stillness of the locker, some gasps and giggling where heard, 
then a rather particular sound.

	�Tink, tink, tink,� followed by, �snap!� and a shattering sound as if 
someone had dropped a glass plate on the floor. 

        This was followed by Leon�s anguished scream, �It�s broken!�

        And Priss�s, �Wow, I didn�t know that cold could do THAT to it.�

End (Sounds of the author running away from hordes of enraged Priss and 
Leon fans and hentai�s)



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|of accursed springs, 8th     |AMG, Tank Police, Gall Force, |
|Disciple of Eriond, and proud|YUA, GitS, ADP, Evangelion    |
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