[TNT] Ranma:Masta' Playa
I sent a copy of this to Cindy Toler and she didn't respond in twenty minutes
so I decided to release it without hearing her criticisim. *Sorry*
I have read some discriptions of how good looking Ranma is and I couldn't
help, but laugh at some of them. So I decided to write this story.
Ryoucilo
Ranma: Masta' Playa
Ranma is walking down the street with two foxy ladies on both of his arms.
Ranma is looking more studlier than ever with his gold chain necklace and his
shirt that was unbuttoned to show off his godly physique. Ranma is wearing shades
and is looking mighty satisfied seeing as how he's got two foxy ladies hanging on his arms.
Ranma:Hey you ladies are so sexy that I would like to have sex with you!
The two foxy ladies laugh at Ranma's irrisistible charm when suddenly...
Kodachi:Keep away from Ranma he's mine!
Kodachi is more fine and sexier than ever before so of course Ranma wants to
have sex with her. Ranma looks at the two foxy ladies and throws them away.
Ranma:Okay baby I am all yours.
Shampoo jumps out.
Shampoo is just as sexy looking as Kodachi.
Ranma:Oh no! You two are just as equally sexy! I cannot decide!
Kodachi:Okay we solve that problem! Shampoo I challenge you to a pointless
(and degrading) cat-fight!
Shampoo and Kodachi start to beat eachother up in a very degrading sort of
cat-fight that really turns *real* men on. Ranma can't stand two sexy ladies
fighting over him.
Ranma:Hey! Ladies! Stop fighting over me! I've made my decision!
Kodachi and Shampoo stop fighting look longingly at Ranma who is looking
more studlier by the minute.
Kodachi and Shampoo:Well?
Ranma:You two ladies are so fine and so sexy that I have to sleep with you
two at the same time!
The two girls are extremely flattered to have such an offer by a masta playa
like Ranma and run up and grab hold of
his arms. Ranma smiles.
Ranma:Okay you ladies are so incredibly attractive! Allow me the pleasure of
escorting you to the bedroom.
Kodachi and Shampoo go off into the sunset holding Ranma's arms.
The End
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.