Okay, before we all start, let me say a few things. This is one of the
hardest fanfics I've ever came across. I guess you could say, "this is it,"
unless someone will be gracious enough to help me out! I mean, before I left
the FFML, I begged for help, and did I get any? NO! ;-) I guess this is just
something to past time before I send out my 
	Before I start, the reason that this is in script form is because Golden Boy
is an anime that relies on physical comedy that is hard to portray in a
novelization. I find it easier this way to write this fanfic, so I did this
way. Any flames sent to me accusing my that I don't know English will be
trashed. Any comments sent to me will be responded as soon as possible and
greatly appreciated. Any criticism will be taken into thought. Any fanmail
will not be believe and considered as a cruel joke. Ta ta,

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                                      Pandahead studio's Present
                                      Golden Boy/Ranma Crossover
                                      By Fable
                                      Dedicate to the biggest perverts I know,
Paladin
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Setting, Tendo Dojo. The camera angle is a sky distance, slowly panning to the
backyard of the dojo. The camera begins to center at the pond. A fish jumps up
from the pond and falls back in. Voices are heard in the background.

Voice of Genma: That's it boy. That's the way.
Voice of Kintaro: If you say so, Master.

Scene changes to the inside of the Tendo dojo. Genma Saotome is in his karate
gi he usually wears. Kintaro Oe is also in a karate gi. Kintaro watched Genma
perform some katas. As Genma is performing the moves, Kintaro takes note down
in his little note book.

Kintaro: (Looking up from his notebook to watch Genma) So, the main thing is
to attack hard-core?

Genma: (Smiling) Yes, m'boy. Attack before they got a chance to hit you.

Kintaro: (scratching his head) Okay. I think I get it. 

Genma: (getting into a defensive stance) Let's see how much you learned today.

Kintaro: (Putting away his notebook) Okay. 

Genma: (Grinning) Attack at any direction, boy! 

Kintaro: (Running at Genma) KYIA!!! 

  Camera angle circles around Kintaro as he runs towards the older man. As
Kintaro strikes with a middle punch, Genma palm strikes striking arm, causing
the punch to fly harmlessly to the left, leaving Kintaro open. Genma, with his
other hand, trust with an open hand strike to Kintaro's chest. Kintaro steps
back, anticipating the attack, and side steps out of the Genma's strike.
Kintaro watches Genma's shoulders. Genma goes in with a round house kick.
Kintaro, seeing the move coming, counters with a low sweep spin. Genma does a
no hand cartwheel to avoid that one. 
  
(enters Female Ranma AKA Ranma-chan)

Kintaro: (looking at Ranma-chan) An angel...

Genma: I got you now! (Does a middle thrust punch)

  Kintaro flies a few feet from Genma and bounces twice upon hitting the
ground. 
 
Genma: (Looking disappointed) You can't let anything distract you m'boy. 

Ranma: (Looks with disgust as she stares at her father) Like you're to talk,
pops!

Genma: (Ignoring his son) Kintaro, you must learn to concentrate on the fight.

Ranma: (Yelling and pointing to something behind Genma) HEY, POP'S! BEHIND
YOU! 
 
Genma: (Smiling) I'm not going to fall for trick like I did last time, m'boy!

Kintaro: (his hand in applying pressure to the back of his head) Boy?

Genma: No sir... I won't look at a half yen coin!

Ranma: POPS!!! BEHIND YOU!!! (Ranma is frantically waving her arms)

Kintaro: (Looks to see what Ranma-chan is pointing about) What the?

Genma: I'm not stupi... (Genma is soon clobbered with by a cute bouncy chest
of the Chinese girl on a bike)

Kintaro: Eh? (his eyes following the bouncing boobs as he yelled in his mind
"OH MY GOD!! THE ROLLING HILLS OF CHINA!! SO SOFT AND ROUND. MAY MY HANDS MOVE
THOSE MOUNTAINS KNOWN AS HERE CHEST!")

<Enter Shampoo>

Shampoo: (smiling) Nihoa Ranma! I bring two too delicious ramen for us to eat!

End?

  Will I ever finish this? Who knows and who cares? If I get any replies to
this, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Ta ta! If you want more perversions, reply! Ta
ta!