*All Mixed Up: the Sequel*
       -By Harper-

Oh My Goddess! belongs to Kosuke Fujishima and is printed in the West by Dark
Horse comics. The characters are not mine obviously since I can't draw no way
as good as Kosuke!

(xxx) = description and actions
~xxx~ = sound effects

(This is the second part of All Mixed Up: The Sequel, the first part was set
around Urusei Yatsura and the next part will be about Tenchi Muyo. These
series' will all converge in Chapter 2: Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. 
It involves a mind-altering purple rain which falls down on
magically-inclined places. Ranma 1/2 was the orginal "All Mixed Up" story and
was 106k long by the time I finished it.) 

Chapter 1b
Oh My Goddess!: The Almighty Purple Rain.

(The purple rain, now having wreaked its menace over the innocent,
unsuspecting citizens of Nerima *snicker* gets bored with the area. So, it
moves away, carried by a mysterious breeze and spreads out over a college
named Nekomi Tech and the surrounding areas, including the student dorm,
housing areas and a small temple.)

(The view pans down to centre on a beautiful young woman who is standing
outside her home, looking at the sky with a worried expression on her face.) 

Belldandy: I have an ill feeling about today.

Keiichi: (walks down a path towards her and the house) (smiles) Hello
Belldandy! 

Belldandy: (smiles back slightly) Keiichi...

Keiichi: What's the matter, Belldandy? What's wrong?

Belldandy: I don't know... (looks back up at the evening sky)

Keiichi: You don't know? (gazes up at the sky, not quite sure what Belldandy
sees up there)

Urd: (hangs upside in mid-air in front of Keiichi in her relaxed position)
You heard her.

Keiichi: (surprised) Gaah! (jumps back)

Belldandy: Urd, don't tease Keiichi.

Urd: (grumbles) You guys are no fun! (comes down to earth and starts to walk
up to the front porch)

Belldandy: Oh, my! What are those strange clouds in the sky?

Keiichi: They don't look like anything I've seen...

Urd: (turns back) huh? Nope, don't know either.

Skuld: (running after a small robot round the place) Banpei!! 

Banpei: ~Whirrr.~ ~Click!~

Skuld: (comes to the front of the house) Banp... what's going on? (looks up
and sees the purple clouds) Why are the clouds purple?   

(Belldandy is about to reply to her question when they notice that droplets
of the rain are beginning to fall from the clouds....Suddenly they get soaked
in a shower of... uh... rain. (It's something past midnight, whaddya want,
Shakespeare?!) The rain will prolly have a really bad effect on the goddesses
since they're extra-special in magical terms.)

Skuld: Oooooohhhhhh...weak... need ice-cream... (shakes head and shivers) No,
not that yukky stuff... (eyes light up) CARROTS! Must have carrots!! (runs
off) 

(A few minutes later..)

Skuld: Aaaah! Where did this forest come from? I was sure I went towards a
street. (looks at her dress) And when am I gonna get some proper clothes?!
Like a... shellsuit! Yeah! (runs about madly) (shouting) Must have...
CARROTS!!! AND SHELLSUITS!! (has another look around) Hmmm... where did this
seaside come from?

(Meanwhile, back with the others...)

Belldandy: (draped all over Aoshima who had the "misfortune" of walking down
the street nearby) Darrrllliinnngggg!!!!! Where you go???! Not leave
Belldandy behind!

Aoshima: (tries to disentangle her) Please, I do not want to take advantage
of a young woman in such a... state. I have too many principals to do that!
My moral stature would be compromised! (Thinks) Plus, she's not very easy on
the eye... Oh, my, what a terrible thing to say. I must do some community
service to make up for that.

Belldandy: (puppy eyes) Ooohhh! I love a man with principles!!! (hugs him
even tighter)

Urd: (having followed her sister to see what she was up to) (narrowed,
displeased eyes) I don't see the thrill in romantic relationships, especially
when there's an entomology lecture on at the local high school in half an
hour. (looks down at her clothes) And I can't believe my old self wore such
degenerative clothes as these, they only draw attention to one's self. Cheap
thrills are _so_ passe... all for men! (crosses arms) Rrrrr.... men!!!

(Not so far away, loud hip-hop music is heard)

Urd: What _is_ that awful music?

(Keiichi comes into view, holding a ghettoblaster)

Keiichi: (with shades) Hey people! I'm gonna shoot some hoops with my homies
and listen to some Puffy an' LL Cool J! Word up! Any of you dig that scene?
(gets blank stares) There's no diggity on what frequency you guys hang out
on... planet nowhere! (winks at Urd) Check you later, baby... (swaggers off)
(singing) It's all 'bout the Benjamins..!

Urd: Who's Benjamin?

End of chapter 1b...
I don't feel as comfy with the OMG! characters as I do with Ranma, so please
tell me if I've made any mistakes... Any other sorts of comments are wanted
also! *_*

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