[TNT] YRMMGSS...3
Ryoucilo
bogue@negia.net
This was the rough draft version of the chapter and I'm going to re-write
it. Oh, yeah Akari is a magical girl. I have part two if you want it, but
I have yet to re-write part one.
Your Run of the Mill Magical Girl Show Starring...
I Was Bored and Couldn't Summon the Brain Power to Write Anything
Worthwhile! Where's my Coffee!
(1.Streets of Tokyo Day Exterior bunch of crap that's not worth mentioning
because you aren't reading this part of the fanfic.)
Ranma,Ryouga,Akari and Akane are walking down ,as mentioned before, the
streets of Tokyo.Ranma is holding onto Ryouga's right arm while Akari is holding
onto Ryouga's left arm. Akane is walking a few feet away from the other three.
Ranma:Why don't you just give up little girl? Ryouga's mine!
Akari:Ryouga would never love a man!
Ranma:(Smiles) That can easily be changed.
Ranma pulls out a bucket of cold water and pours it on himself.
Ranma:Face it honey I'm more woman than you'll ever be and more man than
you'll ever get! (I took that line from a movie so nobody sue me I'm practically a pauper so it would be just a waste of time.)
Akari:That doesn't change the fact that you are still a man!
Ranma lets go of Ryouga's arm.
Ranma-chan:Hmmm... I don't think he would mind.
Akari:Prove it!
Ranma-chan:Okay the best way to show that he wouldn't mind is...
Ranma-chan:FOR HIM TO PUT HIS HEAD ON MY CHEST!
Akari, Ryouga and Akane facefault.
Ranma-chan:What?
Akane:That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Ryouga:You obviously haven't lived here long.
Akari has a stoic expression.
Akari:Do it Ryouga.
Ryouga:What? You sure about that?
Akari:(Smiles) Of course! Go put your head on her chest.
Ryouga shrugs and walks towards Ranma-chan. The camera zooms in on Akari who
has an evil smile plastered across her face. Akari closes her eyes tightly.
Akari:(VO or Voice Over for all those ejits who've never read a script
before) Heh,heh,heh. Ryouga will be so disgusted by that little hussy that he'll run over to me and say (Ryouga impression) I was wrong to ever think that I would ever have a future with that idiot loser! I will love you until the end of time!(Back to normal voice) And then he'll take me in his arms and we'll go to a motel and then we'll...(Akari is blushing deeply and her nose is bleeding a little)
Ryouga:(OS aw screw it I'll just say Off Screen) This is nice.
Akari's eyes open and the camera zooms over to Ryouga and Ranma-chan. Ryouga
has his head on Ranma-chan's chest. Ryouga has a rather perverted smile on his
face.Ranma-chan is looking at Akari whom we can't see right now with a look
of triumph on her face.
Akari:(Off Screen) BUTA PRESS!
A huge shadow is now covering Ranma-chan and Ryouga.
Ranma-chan:Oh sh-
A huge pig flattens Ranma-chan and Ryouga. Cut to:
(2.The Kitchen in Akari Unryuu's House Day Interior)
Ryouga and Ranma(Now in his male form) are sitting at the table with Akane
while Akari is making tea. Ryouga and Ranma have lots of band-aids on them.
Ryouga:Ow! Akari why did you flatten us with the pig?
Akari turns to Ryouga with tears coming down her face.
Akari:Because you had your head pressed to her breasts!
Ryouga:But weren't you the one who told me it was okay to do that?
Akari:Bah that's not important! You betrayed me! (Begins to wale)
Ryouga, Akane and Ranma ignore Akari.
Ryouga:So how come you turn into a girl when splashed with water?
Ranma:Well you see me an' my pop were at this cursed training ground...
(3.Jusenkyo Day Exterior)
Ranma, Genma and the Guide are standing near the springs of Jusenkyo.
Guide:Very tragic story of whoever fall in spring change form.
Genma:HA!HA! Yeah right! Let's prove him wrong Ranma!
Ranma:Huh, what?
Genma shoves Ranma into one of the springs.
Guide:Aiyah! He fell in Nyannichuan! Now he take on body of girl who
drown there 1,500 year ago!
Genma:I'll believe it when I see it!
Ranma-chan pops out of the spring and opens her shirt revealing two breasts.
Genma rubs the back of his head.
Genma:Uh,heh... I didn't do it!
Genma runs away. Cut back to kitchen.
Ranma:That was the last time I saw my father.
Ryouga:That's awful!
Ranma:Yes it truly is an awful thing.(Begins to act like he's crying) Oh
it's so bad! I wish someone would just hold me!
Akane hugs Ranma.
Akane:I'll hold you Ranma.
Ranma shakes Akane off.
Ranma:I meant that I wanted Ryouga to hold me you idiot!
Nodoka walks into the kitchen.
Nodoka:What's going on he- (Seees Ranma) Ranma?!
Ranma:Huh? Mom!
Ranma jumps up and hugs Nodoka.
Ranma:I haven't seen you in (Begins to count on his fingers) uh... a really
long time!
Nodoka:Oh I'm sure you remember the promise that your father made!
Ranma:Uh... Promise?
Nodoka:Yes that if you didn't become a man among men that you would...
(Striking a dramatic stance) COMMIT SEPUKA!
Ranma backs away in terror. Akari is now standing next to Ranma.
Akari:Oh I guess that means if your half-girl you wouldn't be a man among
men ne?
Ranma:you-you wouldn't!
Akari:(Pulls out a bucket of water) Yes I would.
Akari takes a step towards Ranma with the bucket of water. Ranma steps back
and Akari trips and accidentally throws the water on Ranma. Ranma-chan looks at
her mother who has a blank expression on her face.
Nodoka:Ranma?
Ranma-chan bows her head.
Ranma-chan:Yes I am Ranma.
Nodoka:This is even better!
Everyone looks at Nodoka in shock.
Nodoka:It will be like having the daughter I've always wanted! (Ranma-chan
lets out a sigh) Oh Ranma now I'll be able to take you on a twelve hour shopping
trip! I'll make you wear the most embarrassing clothes ever made! Doesn't that
sound like fun?!
Ranma-chan:(Looks incredibly depressed) I would have liked it better if she
made me commit suicide.
The screen cuts to black
Everybody that was in this episode walks on stage.
Akane:Is the show over?
Ryouga:Pretty much. The author ran out of ideas pretty fast.
Akari:Are we going to have any more episodes?
Ranma:I dunno maybe not.
Nodoka:We hope you enjoyed the show! Remember to buckle your safety belt,
eat all of you vegitables and if anyone's messing with you give them a swift kick to the crotch.They won't bother you after that.
Everybody stares at Nodoka.
Nodoka:It works.
Ranma:Uh, okay let's say good-bye everybody!
Everybody:JA NE!
C&C appreciated. Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.