Michael Watson wrote:

I was reading the Revengefic Wars when I got a Crazy Idea.  What if the
monolithic Fan Fiction Mailing List got angry at us for splitting off
and forming the BubbleGum Crisis Fanfic Group?  What if they decided to
try to 'bring us back to the fold' by force?  A small group of
Hardsuited Authors against a force of veterans of the Revengefic Wars,
Otaku Rising, and others.  And what about those of us still part of both
lists, which side would we take?  Why it could spawn SpamFic for the
next year or two!  What do ya think?

I think you should all cower.  None of your hardsuits could stand 
against MY super power...the ability to turn into a little monkey!
Besides, I know a guy who can change into a chia pet.  You would be
doomed!  Doomed!