I saw this idea in a previous post, so I decided to do a parody song.
Any additions or changes [read: C&C] are welcome. It sort of loses cohesion
after the second verse or so.

N.E.R.V.  

v0.8  by Chris Hall

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, they're rampaging all over town
I said, young man, suit yourself up and lets go
You must stop them before they destroy Tokyo

Young man, when the angels attack,
I said, young man, prevent the third impact
You can fight them, with an absolute terror field
The EVA's will be your only shield.

It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
Pilots can only be young girls and young boys
You can play with multi-million dollar toys.

It's hard to work for N.E.R.V.
It's hard to work for N.E.R.V.
You can shatter your mind
You can drive yourself insane
You can stop feeling pain

Your innocent eyes
A moment of kindness
Your serene smile

Young man, Are you listening to me?
I said, young man, only you can save Tokyo-3.
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.

Cold winds, as blue as the sea
Tear open the door to your heart, I see
Just go there, to the N.E.R.V.
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
Pilots can only be young girls and young boys
You can play with multi-million dollar toys.

It's hard to work for N.E.R.V.
It's hard to work for N.E.R.V.
You can shatter your mind
You can drive yourself insane
You can stop feeling pain

Young Man, The cruel angels thesis entered
I said, through the window of your soul
I saw, through a vision of red
I felt the whole world was so foul

That's when someone came into my dreams
and said young man, she is not what she seems
There's a place there called the N.E.R.V.
They have a lock; you are the key.

It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
It's fun to work for N.E.R.V.
Pilots can only be young girls and young boys
You can play with multi-million dollar toys.

N.E.R.V.
It's fun to die for N.E.R.V.
It's fun to die for N.E.R.V.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

N.E.R.V.
just go to the N.E.R.V.
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

N.E.R.V.
N.E.R.V.
N.E.R.V.
N.E.R.V.

======================= original song
Y.M.C.A.


Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, Are you listening to me
I said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive

That's when someone came up to me
and said young man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Y.M.C.A.
just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.

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