Ryoucilo
bogue@negia.net

I Have Something To Tell You...
Ryouga:You what?!
Toshi:I had an affair.
Ryouga:Aw jeeze dad... You rally had an affair?
Toshi hangs his head low in shame.
Toshi:It's not something I'm proud of son. It was just a fling...
Ryouga:Okay. That's good.
Toshi:... That lasted four years.
Ryouga:What?! Did you tell mom?
Toshi:I was going to tell her after I broke up with the woman.
Ryouga:Okay when was that?
Toshi:Thirteen years ago.
Ryouga:Why didn't you tell her?!
Toshi:I didn't see your mom for at least a year and by then it had slipped
my mind.
Ryouga:How can something this important slip your mind?!
Toshi: I dunno.
Ryouga:Okay so why are you telling me all this?
Toshi:Oh because I got a letter from her husband.
Ryouga:She was married too?
Toshi:Can you believe it? Somebody cheating on there husband.
Ryouga:You were married too you baka!
Toshi:Oh yeah. Anyway her husband said that he found out about something me
and his wife
tried to hide from him for quite a while.
Ryouga:What was that?
Toshi:We had a kid together.
Ryouga:What?! Why didn't you tell me?!
Toshi:It slipped my mind too.
Ryouga:ARGGH!!! So who is this half-brother or sister I have?
Toshi:Well lemme think. 
Goes into a thinking pose.
Toshi:Hmmm... (Snaps his fingers) Ah!
Ryouga:Well?
Toshi: (Shrugs) I forgot.
Ryouga facefaults.
Toshi: (Snaps his fingers again) Aha! I had it written on this letter!
(Takes out letter) 
Toshi:(Reading) Let's see....'Dishonored family'... 'burn in agony for all
eternity'... 'seduced my wife'..
Blah.Blah.Blah.... Ah! Here it is!
Ryouga grabs the letter from Toshi.
Ryouga: lemme see!
Toshi:Okay,okay. It's the name at the bottom.
Ryouga looked over the paper and his face became pale white.
Toshi:Something wrong Ryouga?
Toshi walks over and takes the paper from Ryouga.
Toshi:Geeze. Why'd he go into a trance. It just says Akane Tendo.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.