Subject: [EVA][Humor] Between the Scene's #3
From: "Teknos WarHammer" <teknoplus@hotmail.com>
Date: 1/7/1998, 12:46 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Teknos Warhammer presents
Between the Scenes #3
A humorfic series

[Touji Suzuhara and Kensuke Aida are marching in military uniform in 
front of a breifing board in the middle of the breifing room.]

Touji: hup, hue, hipee HUP! (Note: This is drill seargent babble that 
normal people can't seem to understand.)

[The both stop.]

Touji: Rueight, HUI! 

[They both face right, which is to the front.]

Touji: Ten, hu! SHINJI!!! FRONT AND CENTER ON THE DOUBLE!!

[A confused Shinji Ikari walks in.]

Shinji: Hai? Nanda?

Touji: AT EASE!!

[Although Shinji doesn't seem to be at ease. In fact, he's scared 
spitless.]

[Without turning to Shinji, Kensuke speaks.]

Kensuke: Mr Ikari... we are now halfway through the series!

Touji: Roger!

Kensuke: And at this time, it has come to our attention that you have 
been repeatedly exposed to COPIUS amounts of top secret and classified 
information!

Touji: Roger!

Kensuke: And at this time, we feel it is neccesary right now to debreif 
you.

[Confused, Shinji shrugs, knowing how standard debreifings are.]

Kensuke & Touji: GET EM!!

[Both boys tackle the third child off screen and sounds of struggling 
goes on. Until we hear what sounds like a rip. Kensuke then emerges...]

Kensuke: WHOO HOO!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

[He announces as he holds up Shinji's boxers. Shinji appears again, 
clearly displeased. Even though it appears nothing has happened to him.]

Shinji: HEY! How'd you get those off, past my uniform!

[Touji's head pops off the side of the screen and smiles mischeviously.]

Touji: Oh, we got our little ways!

Shinji: Either way, give my shorts back!!

Kensuke: Touji, let's beat it, we got to get ot our next debreifing with 
Misato-san!!

Touji: Hey wait up!!

[The remainder of the skit shows a clearly pissed SD Shinji chasing a 
laughing SD Touji and SD Kensuke.]

End.

Notes: Haha, I love this. Next time, we find out what Gendou Ikari 
REALLY does in his spare time.


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