Teknos Warhammer presents
Between the Scenes #3
A humorfic series
[Touji Suzuhara and Kensuke Aida are marching in military uniform in
front of a breifing board in the middle of the breifing room.]
Touji: hup, hue, hipee HUP! (Note: This is drill seargent babble that
normal people can't seem to understand.)
[The both stop.]
Touji: Rueight, HUI!
[They both face right, which is to the front.]
Touji: Ten, hu! SHINJI!!! FRONT AND CENTER ON THE DOUBLE!!
[A confused Shinji Ikari walks in.]
Shinji: Hai? Nanda?
Touji: AT EASE!!
[Although Shinji doesn't seem to be at ease. In fact, he's scared
spitless.]
[Without turning to Shinji, Kensuke speaks.]
Kensuke: Mr Ikari... we are now halfway through the series!
Touji: Roger!
Kensuke: And at this time, it has come to our attention that you have
been repeatedly exposed to COPIUS amounts of top secret and classified
information!
Touji: Roger!
Kensuke: And at this time, we feel it is neccesary right now to debreif
you.
[Confused, Shinji shrugs, knowing how standard debreifings are.]
Kensuke & Touji: GET EM!!
[Both boys tackle the third child off screen and sounds of struggling
goes on. Until we hear what sounds like a rip. Kensuke then emerges...]
Kensuke: WHOO HOO!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
[He announces as he holds up Shinji's boxers. Shinji appears again,
clearly displeased. Even though it appears nothing has happened to him.]
Shinji: HEY! How'd you get those off, past my uniform!
[Touji's head pops off the side of the screen and smiles mischeviously.]
Touji: Oh, we got our little ways!
Shinji: Either way, give my shorts back!!
Kensuke: Touji, let's beat it, we got to get ot our next debreifing with
Misato-san!!
Touji: Hey wait up!!
[The remainder of the skit shows a clearly pissed SD Shinji chasing a
laughing SD Touji and SD Kensuke.]
End.
Notes: Haha, I love this. Next time, we find out what Gendou Ikari
REALLY does in his spare time.
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