Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong

Multicrossover: When people meet

A crossover fanfic. Basically, a whole buncha unstable and stable anime
characters most people recognize are thrown together under the same roof. I hope
this makes you laugh^_^



Rei Ayanami: ...................

Hiro Yui: .....................

Duo Maxwell: God, why are you two always so damn quiet?! You two never say
anything to each other.

(On the otherside of the room)

Rei Hino: You're a bitch!!!

Asuka Ritsuko: No, you're a bitch!!!

Rei Hino: I am not!

Asuka Ritsuko: Yes you are!

Rei Hino: Well, if I am, then you're an even bigger bitch!

Asuka Ritsuko: You take that back!

Ranma-chan: Man, you guys don't quit arguing do you?

Asuka Ritsuko: You stay away from me you pervert!

Rei Hino: Yeah, I betcha you enjoy dressing up in women's clothing.

Ranma-chan: Hey, I'm dressed in women's clothing cause my guy clothes are in the
wash. You think I wanna look like a girl?! I don't want to be viewed as weak and
unable to defend myself!

(Rei and Asuka start glowing red with fury)

(In another room)

Ataru Moroboshi: C'mon, lettme out!! I don't wanna stay locked in this room when
there are dozens or pretty girls just outside this door. Why do I have to be
locked in this room with this pervert anyway?

Happousei: Me? A pervert? You're the pervert...you...you lecher. 

Mackie Stingray: (Sighs)Why am I stuck in this room with the two of them? What
did I do?

(Urd appears)

Urd: I'll let you boys out if you promise to- URK!!!

(Happousei and Ataru leap forward and plants their faces on Urd's chest. Mackie
gets low on the ground and scoots forward to look under Urd's skirt)

Urd: You lecher!!! (Raises hand)

(Lightning strikes everyone, even Urd)

Hibki Ryoga: (Enters room)Now where am I?

(Mousse rushes into the room and hugs Urd)

Mousse: Oh, Shampoo. I love you.

Hibiki Ryoga: (Thinking)I must save that girl. (Knocks Mousse out with bamboo
unbrella) Are you all right miss?

Urd: (Thining)My, he's cute! (Speaks)My hero! (Hugs Ryoga)

(Ryoga faints, blood falling from his nose)

(In yet another room)

Mihoshi: This is too confusing.

Gourry: I don't get it.

Tatewaki Kuno: Neither do I.

Washuu: (Getting angry)That's because you two are too dense to understand. Why
am in this room with you anyway?! Well, at least Gourry here is cute so I guess
I don't mind.

(In another room)

Ranma-chan: You two stay away from me you...you....girls!!! (Runs around the
room)

Asuka Ritsuko: How dare you insult us girsl!!!

Rei Hino: You'll pay for making fun of us!!

(Rei and Asuka beat Ranma-chan to a bloody pulp)

Rei Hino: You got that coming to you.

(Ranma-chan gets back up, unscathed)

Ranma-chan: That's it?! That's the best you could do?! I thought I might be in
trouble. I guess being hit by Akane all the time made me used to being hit.

Asuka Ritsuko: Oh yeah?!

Ranma-chan: Yeah! Girls are weaker than guys, so naturally, you can't hurt us!

(Asuka runs out of the room. After a short while, the roof of the house they
were in is ripped off to show the huge red EVA-02. Asuka's voice comes from the
EVA-02)

Asuka's voice: I'm gonna make you regret having said those words.

(Duo turns his head and catches sight of the EVA-02)

Duo Maxwell: Oh no, a Gundamn!!! (Runs out of the house)

Rei Hino: (Starry eyed)Wow, did you see the guy?! He has great hair!!! I want
that hair!!

Asuka's voice: Yeah.

(The EVA-02 is knocked backwards by Duo's Gundam)

Duo: (Thinking)I can't believe it, this Gundam should have finished us off while
it had the chance! But that'll be its fatal mistake(Attacks)

Asuka: (Thinking)Oh no! An angel!!! (Attacks back)

(The EVA-02 and Duo's DeathSycthe engage in battle)

(Meanwhile)

Rei Ayanami: ......................

Hiro Yui: .....................

Ranma-chan: (walks up to them)Good, at least this part of the room isn't as
dangerous as the other part of the room (Sits on ground to recuperate)

Rei Ayanami: ...................

Ranma-chan: You two can go on and talk, I won't boether.

Hiro Yui: ...................

Ranma-chan: Are you two mute?

Rei Ayanami: (Softly)N-no.

(Duo's voice emanates from somewhere)

Duo's voice: She speaks!!! She finally speaks!!! Now it's your turn Hiro!

Ranma-chan: 'Hero'? You're name's 'Hero'? You don't look like a 'Hero' to me.

Hiro Yui: It's Hiro.

Ranma-chan: Well, you still don't look like a 'Hero'. You look like one of the
people who would be the extra in a movie, let alone the 'Hero'.

Hiro Yui: Leave before you make me angry. I don't care if you're a girl, I'll
kill you.

Ranma-chan: I'm not a girl!!! 

(In another room. Kasumi Tendo, Belldandy, and Shinji Ikari are sitting together
having tea)

Belldandy: My, Shinji, you're very pleasant to be around. (Smiles warmly)

Kasumi Tendo: I must agree.

Shinji Ikari: (Softly)T-thank y-you.

Belldandy: You've been awfully quiet. Is something troubling you?

Shinji Ikari: Um....n-no.

Kasumi Tendo: You can tell us. We won't judge you.

Shinji: Well...o-okay. My father's an asshole! There's a girl who likes me named
Asuka, but she always treats me badly. There's a girl I like, but she's
suicidal, and I almost killed my best friend, Toji.

Kasumi: Oh my.

Belldandy: That's a rather harsh thing to say about your father. I'm sorry, to
hear about what had happened to your friend.

Shinji: (Curious)Didja know the two of you sound exactly alike? It's like you
two have the same voices...

(In another room)

Linna Inverse: (Starry eyed)Wow, you're so powerful! 

Son Gohan: Um, er, t-thank you.

Linna Inverse: What's the name of that firball you threw? Throw that firball
again.

Son Gohan: It's called the KameHameHa. And I-I don't t-think it's prudent to
throw one. Someone might get hurt...

Linna Inverse: Did you just call me a prude?!

Son Gohan: What? No. Of course not!

Linna Inverse: I am not a prude....I'm just...socially challenged. But I'm not a
prude.

Akane Tendo: (Enters the room)Hi, I'm Akane Tendo.

Linna Inverse: (Points to Gohan)He just clled me a prude! (Starts crying)

Son Gohan: No, I didn't!

Akane Tendo: How can you be so cruel?! You don't say something like that to a
girl! That's mean! You're just as bad as Ranma! Baka!!! (Slaps Gohan)

(Son Gohan slams against wall and is knocked unconsicous)

Akane Tendo: (Hand hurting)God, hitting that guy hurt. What's he made of? 

Linna Inverse: Thank you.

Akane Tendo: Wow, you sound just like Ranma in his female form. 

(Outside, Duo and Asuka are battling each other)

Duo: (Thinking)The piolet is very skilled.

Asuka: (Thinking)This Angel is very powerful. I can't even touch it!

(Duo's Gundam gets hit by a huge fireball that Rei, now Sailor Mars, shot toward
him)

Duo's voice: Hey, why'd ya hit my mech?! I'm the good guy!!!

Asuka's voice: What? I'm the good guy....good girl!! You're an Angel!

Duo's voice: Thank you.

Asuka's voice: Hey, what's going on here? Aren't you an angel?

Duo's voice: I'd like to consider myself one, but considering the fact that I
killed many many people, I don't think I'm that much of an Angel.

(The chest to Duo's Gundam open up and Duo steps out)

Duo Maxwell: And who are you? 

Asuka Ritsuko: (Thinking)Oh my, it's that guy with the great hair!!!

(Duo brushes his fluttering hair out of his face)

Asuka Ritsuko: (Blushing)Oh god, he's so cute!!!

(In another room)

Urd: Hey, wake up.

Ryoga Hibiki: Uh, w-where am I?

(Urd has Ryoga pressed against her. Her breasts are pressed against his chest)

Urd: You saved me, lettme kiss you to offer my thanks.

(Ryoga faints again)

(By now, Happousei and Mackie and Ataru have awaken)

Happousei: (Lunges at Urd)How sweet!!!!

Ataru: You stay away from her, you lech, she's my girlfriend!!!

Urd: I'm not your girlfriend!!

(Mackie tries to look up Urd's dress once again)

(Happousei and Ataru grab Urd. They both have their faces pressed against her
backside)

Urd: Argh!!!! Die!!!! (Raises hand)

(Lightning strikes. This time, Urd, Ryoga, Mackie, Happousei, and Ataru are
struck. They all fall to the ground unconsiocus. Ryoga was already unconsious)

(The anarchy in each room continues on as everything fades to black)

<End for now>

I hope you enjoyed reading this. I know some of the characters are OOC, but just
the thought of some of them sharing the same room with other characters with
similar traits seemed funny. Comments welcomed.



-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
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