I just did this for fun! Enjoy! ^_^

Teknos Warhammer presents
Between the Scenes
a humor-fic series

Note: I apologize for using script format.

[Scene 1]

[Lights go up, showing Ritsuko in a extremely formal dress, Fuyutsuki, 
and Misato in normal clothing. Ritsuko is standing in front of a podium, 
with several papers on it.]

Ritsuko: *coughing, clearing her throat*

Fuyutsuki: Ok, well. I think this about it. I just recommend keeping it 
brief and lowkey.

Ritsuko: With all due respect sir, I've been in opinion of this little 
intro the series of ours should be more thought out and much more... 
ceremonial.

Fuyutsuki: Well, just make sure and follow the way you planned it ok. 

[Both Misato and Fuyutsuki walk off, Ritsuko begins to speak.]

Ritsuko: Why thank yo...*Mike static sound* why thank you sir. Our very 
own Kouzou Fuyutsuki and the strategic commander Misato Katsuragi. *fake 
laugh* Such a delight, eh? 

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Children of all ages. I am Ritsuko 
Akegi. And it is my sincere pleasure to welcome you to Neon Genesis 
Evangelion. Oh, before we begin, the management has requested that I 
note the restrooms fore and aft. And that you do please join us...

[Misato's head begins to peep off the side. Ritsuko notices.]

Ritsuko: *AHEM* [Misato runs off]... that you do please join us, for a 
brief question and answer period, following my opening remarks. [coughs 
again breifly to read the next paragraph]

...as I stand here tonight, I am reminded, *laugh* of an amusing 
anectdote in which I saw Misato walking down the hall. I said to her, as 
I'm oft one to do...[Misato sneaks in and giggles.]

Misato: ...hehe, you're dying out here...

Ritsuko: [growling] WOULD YOU GET OUT OF... *ahem* as I'm oft one to do, 
and I called to my friend Misato... I said... ano... [She looks nervous 
and then says] It seems that I've lost my place, if you'll just bear 
with me for a minute...

[Misato hops beside her with a sheet of paper.]

Misato: Looking for page 2? WOO HOO! [Runs off.]

Ritsuko: [Loosing patience] Um, we seem to be experiencing techincal 
difficulties... excuse me for a minute would you? [Turns to the 
direction Misato ran.]

MISATO!!!!!!!!! [Runs after her. Only to see Misato coming up to the 
podium and say.]

Misato: We'll be right back! 

[Runs in the other direction as Ritsuko gives chase. Ritsuko and Misato 
give chase about the podium a few times, until Ritsuko grabs the 
remainder of her speech, runs off screen and growls with an evil 
sadistic pleasure. The sound of crackling paper can be heard and Misato 
gagging as well.]

Ritsuko: AHA! YES! EAT IT! YES! EAT IT! TASTE IT ALL! YES! SWALLOW IT! 
EVERY BITE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Fuyutsuki walks in screen with a few sweat drops hanging over his 
head.]

Fuyutsuki: Sorry about this...

End Scene 1.

Notes: This is to be a series where everything and everyone has the 
ability and capacity to be OOC. But I think the imagery is enough to 
make it fun. Almost everyone else will have their chance to get into the 
fun. Since most of these things are going to be short, I'll write them 
once a day. So be ready for the next one. 


Teknos WarHammer-
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