Chris Davies wrote:

On Fri, 2 Jan 1998, Drakkus wrote:

I'm not terribly fond of competition, folks, but that doesn't mean I can't
function in a competitive environment. Mr. Farber has chosen to begin the
same sort of project I'm working on. Fair enough.

        Excuse me.  I know that Jon started his story quite a few moons ago,
and that he has published quite a few sections of this already.  I don't
know who *you* are.

<The pinprick of black light slips the horizion, once more. A whistle blows and
two men deboard once more... the sound derails the anthropomorhic Jimmy
Stewart/Reality/soup eater once more...>

Reality: Check please!

Keener: Goodness Davies, I mean, that was a mite bit nasty.

Davies: I don't know you either. <walks away to write fics I can only dream
about>

Krudd: <pulling the daggar from Keener's chest> Heh, wawked wight into that one

Keener:  I know, <sigh>. Well anyway, I've watched this little thread and felt I
had to respond, since JD hasn't, not to my knowledge at any rate. I speak now as
the Parrot King, spammer, hentai and writer of stories that perplex, annoy and
finally suicide by killfilage... and I believe I speak on behalf of the Haggis
King as well when I say... lighten up guys.

FireHawke: <walks up with Carlin/Writer> It is a bit much, I mean just for a
mistake, one that really rested between JD and Drakkus. You tell someone they
screwed up, nicely, hope they change, nicely, if they don't, you nicely remind
them, let Tybalt and White Wolf handle the... ahem... niceties of torment and
mayhem. <looks to Carlin/Writer, waits for it, sweatdrops, then pushes him
forward>

Carlin/Writer: I just wanted to ummmm, to ummm... DON'T FLAME ME! I DIDN'T DO
IT! FOR THE LOVE OF... <Firehawke drags him away>

Krudd: A bit newvous?

Keener: A bit. Sorry guys, it's just when big boys like Davies and Lurker come
down hard on someone, it can crush a writer. Hell, a certain Rednecked writer
almost killed my "carreer" in it's infancy, I was too young, too an
inexpierenced to know honest cristism when I heard it and coming from someone I
respected like that, was a mite bit brutal...

Krudd: Couwd have been just a bit bwunter, then I'd at weast have a nowmal
speech pattewn. <notices Keener gwaring at him and stawts cweaning his gwasses>

Keener: <ahem> I'm just saying we all make mistakes, give the guy a chance to
see what he did wrong. I tell you, I'm almost positive it didn't upset JD, he
normally talks to me when somethings bothering him... honestly, he's reaction
would...

Krudd: If Keener know's his Haggis. <looks to Keener and shrinks a bit>

Keener: Haggis it'd go like this. <morphs into Haggis King complete with
trenchcoat and black bokken> Sorry, wrote it awhile back, lemme see whatcha
got... competition? Okay, I bet you I can get them in bed with a hamster in half
the page count and twice the gore, deal?

Krudd: Wemember, we'we tawking about the two guys who owinated the Gwoss Out
Chawwenge and Feewing a Wittwe Hentai.

Keener: Exactly, heh, I'm surprised WE'RE still allowed to post. Drakkus, don't
leave, stay awhile, read what Lurker said, it makes sense, post your fics and
don't worry about the rest of it, kay?

<Gomen Davies, I meant what I said about your fics, keep them coming!>

FFIRC. C&C? It's what we do!
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Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
Krudd (Krillian and Elmer Fudd Amalgalm, don't ask)
The Parrot King
Kaizer Soize
MidnightWriter's Guild Member

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