Okay, this is my second time writing prose. This is also my first fight scene. 
This fic takes place shortly after the OMG spamfic "This Means War" by Angus 
MacSpon. As usual, I don't own any of the characters. They are owned by people 
who probably have enough money to buy Australia and could easily send a dozen 
hitmen and SCUDs after me. C&C will be appreciated. MSTs will be appreciated. 
Let the show begin!

     TOTALLY INSANE AND SCREWED UP PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
                                        <cheesy fanfare>
         AKANE V.S. SKULD: THE BATTLE OF THE MALLETS

	It was a fine day. The birds were singing. The kids were playing. And 
somewhere out there, a young goddess was enjoying her sake flavored ice cream 
a *little* too much...

"GIMME ICE CREAM!"
"B-b-but, there isn't any more."
"NO MORE?!"
"Please, don't mallet me! I have a wife and kids! I want to live!!!!!!!!!!!"

	Akane was walking to the ice cream store. She stopped in shock. As far as she 
could see, there were empty ice cream boxes everywhere. Then she noticed 
something else. There were shouts coming from the inside of the shop! She 
opened the door and was "greeted" by a shout.

"HEY, YOU! GIMME ICE CREAM!"
"Haven't you had enough?"
"NO! ICE CREAM IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF POWER IN THE UNIVERSE! I MUST HAVE 
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE ICE CREAM?!!!!!!"
"LIAR! COME ON AND FIGHT!"

	Skuld dashed at Akane and swung her mallet. The mallet was about to make 
contact, then it was stopped. She looked down and saw that Akane had her own 
mallet blocking it. This pissed Skuld off. Of course, just about anything can 
piss you off when you've had enough of the "sauce". It also makes you OOC.
	Akane quickly saw that Skuld was no beginner with the mallet. Her train of 
thought was quickly interrupted when five mini-mallets slammed into her head. 
She looked up and saw another wave of mini-mallets flying at her. She threw 
her own mallet and easily crushed the smaller ones. The mallet flew back like 
Ryoga's umbrella. Akane quickly saw that she would have to attack if she 
wanted to win. She immediately dashed forward, swinging her mallet back and 
forth at amaguriken speed. Skuld managed to block most of these, but the rest 
got through. 

<Time to finish this.> 
<ICE CREAM!> 

	Akane used one of the ki-boosted jumps that the Anything Goes style was so 
famous for, and threw her mallet straight down at Skuld. Skuld concentrated 
and threw her own mallet straight up at Akane...

Akane was out for about an hour.. Skuld woke up the next day with a 
baaaaaaaaad hangover.

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Okay, why did I let Akane win? First, there is no more ice cream. Therefore, 
nothing is accomplished by letting Skuld win. Second, I don't know Skuld's 
character too well. Third, I like Akane better. Fourth, Skuld was drunk. She 
probably wouldn't have the sense to cheat with her powers. And finally, Akane 
has trained for years in Anything-Goes and kempo, and a few others. The only 
advantage Skuld has is that she's had practice on moving targets. I have never 
seen any AMG, so I may have underestimated Skuld's skill. This work of fiction 
was not meant to bash Skuld fans, okay? Send me suggestions on how to improve 
fights.