Subject: Re: [spamfic][editorialistic] Anime Characters Respond to the USA Today Artic...
From: "Teknos WarHammer" <teknoplus@hotmail.com>
Date: 12/21/1997, 1:13 PM
To: EternalLostLurker@WORLDNET.ATT.NET, jmondazzi@mail.arc.nasa.gov, terbril@hotmail.com, alhuang@hcs.harvard.edu, haruka@maison-otaku.net, fanfic@fanfic.com, OtakuLoki@aol.com, AkaneUsa@aol.com, Seishirou@aol.com, MiraiBulma@aol.com

Woo! Fun! I wanna try!

*AHEM*
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At the hidden Space Knight Command Center in the middle of Oceania, all 
seemed quiet as the casts of both Tekkaman Blade I and II were taking a 
moment to relax. 

That moment was broken when, the Communications officer, Milly(Tina 
Corman), barged in with a copy of USA Today in her hands.

"Minna! Minna! Look at this!"

One by one, the Space Knights took a look at the same news article that 
has caused such anger and resentment. 

D-Boy(Tekkaman Blade) removed his shades, revealing the scar over his 
left eye, and narrowed his eyes at the idiocy of the editors. Yet, kept 
his composure and said nothing.

Natasha Pagochio (Tekkaman Summer) snarled at the article, wishing the 
necks of both Mr. Graham and Mr. Friend were in her hands at that 
moment.

Noel(Ringo Richards) looked on incredulously and said, "Why... those 
sons of a...."

Aki Kisari(Star Summers) remained calm. Instead, she took her cup of 
coffee and muttered, "...unsurprising though."

Yumi Francuios(Tekkaman Evil) couldn't bear to read the rest of the 
article and began to cry. "Hidoi yo!" 

Hayato Kawakami, Yumi's admirer and pilot, tried and failed to calm the 
sobbing Yumi. "Yumi-chan, calm down. Please?"

Reben(Maggie Matheson), always deciding to judge from a scientifc point 
of view rather than his heart, (Although with his current attitude, 
you'd think differently) "Talk about idiocy!"

Dead End(Tekkaman Dead), brushed the stray lock of his green hair out of 
the way and said, "And people call ME screwed up!" [Note: Folks, believe 
me, if you ever saw a picture of this man and how he dresses, you too 
would believe he's screwed up, mentally that is.]

David Krugel, Tekkaman Autumn and bishonen playboy, said to his friend 
with a smirk. "You are..."

Threatening to use his long red nails, Dead End retorted, "...shut 
up..."

Honda(Mac Mackelroy), cheif engineer, threw the paper down on the table, 
heading back to the phone book. "Who are these people?"

Anita Brannigan, pilot for David Krugel, continued to throw her darts, 
imagining the faces of the editors were on the face of the dartboard, 
"Whoever they are, they don't know what they're talking about."

Commander Freeman(Jamison, former leader of the Space Knights, took off 
his glasses and said to his aquintences, "'Isn't story based'? Who here 
thinks that Mr. Graham and Mr. Friend have actually watched any anime?"

Not a single hand was raised.

Freeman wasn't surprised. 

Punching his fist into the palm of his open hand, Goliath Virgil 
growled, "Don't you guys think we should show them, the 'error of their 
ways'?"

Shockingly enough, D-Boy spoke up, "No."

Everyone blinked. 

"Doing such a thing would benefit nothing. We don't need to resort to 
violence to get our point across."

A silence followed, until Natasha spoke up. "But it would make us all 
feel better."

D-Boy shrugged and said simply, "Ok." and everyone else voiced their 
agreement. 

D-Boy, Aki, Natasha, David, Dead End, and Yumi raised their Tek Crystals 
high and announced.

"TEK SECTOR!"

Natasha, Hayato, and Goliath loaded up in their ships, while Noel, 
Honda, Milly, Freeman, and Reben, loaded up into Sol Tekkaman suits. 

The next day. 

A news reports for ABC said, picking up her papers,

"Appearently, the building of USA Today was assualted by a series of 
unusually shaped objects that have no resemblence to modern weaponry. 
Surprisingly enough, only minor injuries were sustained by the staff. 
Save for editors Jeffereson Graham and Tim Friend were attacked and 
brutally killed. 

"Investigators have no clue as to whom did this. But they believe that 
it was linked to the recent article concerning the Pocket Monster 
incident in Japan a few weeks ago. 

"They believe that it was from people who were apperently angered when 
they editors wrote a one-sided article concerning the fandom of japanses 
style animation and also advise other newspapers and news networks to 
take the same precaution to fully explore just what they're talking 
about. 

"And now the weather...

The end.

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AHHHHHHH!!! That felt better.


Teknos WarHammer-
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