In a message dated 97-12-21 10:03:59 EST, EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
writes:

<<  Being me, I decided that in
 addition to the letter I've already sent to the editors of USA Today,
 I'd also write up a little spamfic about the incident... >>

Ah, but B-san, you forgot some characters...

::meanwhile, in a large city to the north....::

Bulma slammed the paper flat on the breakfast table.  "This, this is absolute
RUBBISH!" she shouted.

"Hmm?"  Vegeta picked up the paper and smirked.  "So? You humans are always
carrying on about something.  Why is this any different?"

"Oi... Pappa..." Trunks thumped the paper lightly.  "WE'RE one of those so-
called 'very action-oriented' anime.  Remember the fight with Majin Buu?"

"Yeah!" Son Gokou wandered in and leaned on the table.  "You remember, Vegeta!
How many episodes we spend as a coffee candy? --Anou, that looks good, that
breakfast, you gonna finish that?"

"Baka na," growled Vegeta.  "Hmph.  Well, there's nothing much they can do to
us now that the series is over, but I suppose they do need to be reminded who
their betters are."  Walking to the window, he opened it, summoned his ki, and
raised a hand. "BIG BANG ATTACK!"

< headline in the New York Times >

OFFICES OF USA TODAY LEVELED BY MYSTERIOUS AERIAL ASSAULT

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::winks::

Jaa ne!