Seeing all these recent Top Ten lists, I remembered one I'd started a
while back, and never did anything with.  So I unearthed it, made a few
adjustments, and here it is.  Nothing great, but maybe you A-ko fans will
like it. ^^;

Top Ten Rejected Lines For A-ko:

10:  Your lunch was delicious as always, C-ko!
9:  I'll be glad to pay for the damage I caused out of my allowance.
8:  Next time, I'll just punch B-ko in the head before she gets her helmet
on...save me a lot of trouble.
7:  Here, B-ko, you can have C-ko--although why you'd want her is beyond me.
6:  WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!  C-ko, save me!
5:  Repent, evildoers, for Supergirl is on the scene!  Up, up, and away!
4:  Hey, Mom, could I borrow your lasso tonight?  I'm visiting B-ko.
3:  Hey, if both my parents have brown hair, how come my hair's red?  All
right, who's my *real* father?
2:  Could we skip the fight today, B-ko?  I got a really bad hangover.
1:  You've cooked lunch for me for so long, C-ko, I thought I'd return the
favor today.  Eat up!  Heh-heh-heh... >:)


Top Ten Rejected Lines for B-ko

10:  How could I make my powersuit so revealing?  What was I *thinking*?!
9:  It's important to always get the proper amount of sleep each night.
8:  C-ko!  Kei!  I cannot decide!  I would have them *both*!
7:  Like, grades are overrated, y'know...
6:  Akagiyama Power--Make Up!
5:  It just occurred to me...maybe I should actually *ask* C-ko if she wants
to be my friend...
4:  COFFEE!  I NEED *COFFEE*!!!!
3:  C-ko is such an annoying little brat, isn't she?
2:  I should try to be more like A-ko.
1:  I can't believe I wasted all that time chasing after C-ko, when I had
you here all the time...Mari.


Top Ten Rejected Lines for C-ko

10:  I just don't feel like cooking today.
9:  Whip, handcuffs, ball gag, rubber suit...I'm all ready to go to A-ko's
place!
8:  Could you at least *act* more mature, A-ko?
7:  Eat hot lead, you bitch!
6:  I can't believe people actually think I'm a teenager.  I'm only 10!
5:  Where'd I put my copy of "Christmas With The Chippendales"?
4:  Sorry, A-ko.  Friendship's cool and all, but this is *power* we're
talking about.  I'm going home to *rule*!
3:  Do you think I fooled A-ko into thinking I really hate you, Kei?  I
don't want her to get jealous.
2:  What should I do?  The janitor locked the roof access door, and I
*really* need a smoke!
1:  ~sigh~  It's simple, really.  You merely accelerate the atomic particles
through the wormhole until flux is achieved.  Did you understand *that*, or
should I use simpler words?

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*    Kent Magami and David Outram (kmagami@hsonline.net)   *
*   Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One   *
*   Co-founder and High Priest of the Holy Order of A-ko   *
*         Motto: You can *never* have enough C-kos!        *
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*  o/~ I know; it sounds so simple, and it's so hard to do *
*      To laugh when the joke's on you! o/~                *
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