9. Makoto: "Ugh. Boys. I hate 'em. I want a woman...one just like
Ami-chan..."

o_O
 

8. Naru: "Why did I disappear for two years? I eloped with Umino-kun.
We had a baby!"

That's a thought that'll wake you up at 3 AM with the full-body shivers...

7. Sailor Mars: "BURN IN HELL GRANDPA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Actually, I think some folks would pay good money to see that :)

6. Any Sailor Senshi: "Like...some attack name, or some junk. Fer
sure."

5. Ami: "Rei-chan, I think I left my handcuffs at your place
again..."

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...'s always the one you least suspect...

4. Sailor Moon: "That's it. I'm not making any more speeches..."

3. Ami: "#&@*#@*#&@(#&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Once again, I would pay good money to see these...

2. Hotaru: "Ooooohhhhh, Chibi-Usa-chan..."
    Chibi-Usa: "Ooooooh, Hotaru-chan..."

AACK! *produces a large mallet* Lurker no HENTAI! *whomp*
 

And the number one thing you'll never hear in Sailormoon:

1. Sailor Moon: "On behalf of the Moon....DIE, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

*falls out of chair* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

THAT would rule. 

Great list, sir; it'll be a ray of sunshine in my dull and boring day
today.

--Sailor Solathei
The Sailor Moon Aia homepage--
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1054/sma.html