(Haruka and Michiru are holding Shana down, trying in vain to wrest her
henshin wand from her grasp.)

Haruka: Shana, you're out of control, give me the wand and we'll...talk.
Shana: Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
Michiru: Don't do it, Shana! It's not worth it!
Shana: Just ONE line! Please!
Haruka: Well...
Michiru: Okay.
(Shana pops up with her transformation cry, and after an intersting henshin
sequence settles down a bit.)

Amy: I have check the fic, no errors..and I maked like Santa Cluas
zillions times. No errors...grammer or spelling. But I think we sure
switch to Japanese names for the fan-fic.

Sailor Solathei: Ahem...*deep breath* What the HELL do you mean, no
spelling or grammar errors!? You committed three grammar flubs and three
spelling bloopers in ONE character line! I'm not even gonna BOTHER with the
rest of the fic! (sighs of relief from Haruka and Michiru) And if THAT
wasn't bad enough, at least twice you have the GALL to "correct" errors
that WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!! You need to be locked in a room with a Webster's
Unabridged, Strunk & White's Elements of Style, and a good thesaurus for
the next ten years and forced to hand-copy each book in its entirety so the
next time you post something we might be able to UNDERSTAND it!...Okay, I'm
done now.
Michiru: Take some Valium or something, okay, Shana?
Haruka: Nah, I think she's okay. Just keep her away from the...(facevaults
as she sees Shana heading for a six-pack of Dr. Pepper. Shana chugs the
whole thing.)...Dr. Pepper.
(We see Sailor Solathei trotting off into the sunset making the strangest
Cornholio noises ever...)
--SS