Hi, everyone.

   After what I did to Zen in Mi Vida Loco, you'd think I'd have the
brains enough to run like hell. But no.. I'v decided to go where no one on
the FFML has gone before.. where no rational being has gone before!! 

   And for one person, the world will never be the same... 

   Follow me... 


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Ed:<waves>Hi, everyone. You're no doubt wondering why I'm in this heavily
armored and defended bunker deep (several hundred meters, actually) below
Genom Tower, surrounded by hoards of B-12 combat boomers, crazed Kzin
warriors, psychopathic homicidal Klingons, and my girls Minerva and Aili.
Not to mention my Mystery Guest.  Say 'Hi', Mystery Guest. 

Mystery Guest: Hi, Mystery Guest. 

Ed: <groans> That was awful. 

MG: <smirks> Yeah, I know.. I have to get my shots in while I can, you
KNOW our lives won't be worth much by the end of this note! 

Ed: Well, anyway, as I said before, we're going to go where NO ONE has
gone before, and we're liable to pay the price. That's why the defences.
With a little luck, we'll be able to finish this project _before_ a
certain person comes to kill us. I hope. 

Minerva: You'd BETTER hope, boss... he's gonna want your head. 

Mystery Guest: And arms.. and legs... 

Ed: I know. Well.. in an earlier post, I bewailed my lack of being MST'ed. 
That was before Zen took on the first chapter of 'Legion's Quest: Mi Vida
Loco'. <points at the Mystery Guest> So, while chatting with MG here, I
got an idea. I'd said that there were some great authors who'd never been
MST'ed, and people replied.. "THEIR FICS ARE TOO BLOODY BIG!!" <shakes
head> They didn't have to shout, actually... but MG and I decided to DO
IT! YES!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Minerva: <slaps Ed upside the head> Calm down, boss. 

Mystery Guest: Hey! Wasn't *I* supposed to have the exclusive rights on
insane behavior?! 

Ed: <cough, cough> Yes.. hmm.. sorry 'bout that. Anyway, MG and I (and
you'll find out _who_ MG is later) decided to go after the biggest game of
all. We're going to MST ... ***Bubblegum Zone 1***

Minerva: ... 

Ed: So.. starting in January of 1998, the Mighty Skyknight will likely be
trying to fight his way into this bunker. Hopefully, the small army I've
assembled will, with the help of MG here, keep him out long enough to
finish the job. We'll be MST'ing short (30 Kbyts or less) sections to keep
the FFML from going into shock, and keep WhiteWolf from killing us.

Mystery Guest: And it'll allow us time to get to work on our OWN fics as
well. 

Minerva: It's that death wish again, boss... wouldn't it be simpler just
to piss off the Sailor Slu.. I mean, Sailor Scouts? 

Ed: Min, just because they wear those fuku's doesn't mean they're bimbos. 

Mystery Guest: Thank god I never intend to write a SM fanfic.. 

Minerva: <humphs>

Ed, Minerva & Mystery Guest: So, look for it in January! Bubblegum Zone:
The MSTing! BYE! 

Mystery Guest: Is this thing off? Good. Bert's gonna know EXACTLY who to
blame, you know, Ed. It won't take him long to put two and two together. 

Mystery Guest: Hey! What's the mic still doing on?! 

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