Subject: [FFML][MST] top ten list (just cause I had this lying around)
From: Holly
Date: 12/20/1997, 1:09 PM
To: Kent Magami and David Outram
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

I think Lord Archive <I think> had a good idea with the MST of these
things...I'm doing the same thing...^_^ Here's what the situations for
each of these would be. ^_^

Top Ten Rejected Lines For A-ko:

10:  Your lunch was delicious as always, C-ko!

This would only happen if Ako suffered much much brain
damage.....scary. This line could work for Ranma-kun too. "Akane, you're
such a great cook....*groan*"

9:  I'll be glad to pay for the damage I caused out of my allowance.

Ummmmmm..........

8:  Next time, I'll just punch B-ko in the head before she gets her helmet
on...save me a lot of trouble.

I like this one.

7:  Here, B-ko, you can have C-ko--although why you'd want her is beyond me.

Beyond me too. This would happen on Christmas, after Ako decides that she
should "simplify her life." ^_^

6:  WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!  C-ko, save me!

This could work as a joke. Ya know, like in Blue Side Grey Side with teh
whole "Score one for me!!!" That sorta thing.

5:  Repent, evildoers, for Supergirl is on the scene!  Up, up, and away!

that would be funny actually. I can see it now. Ako is brainwashed by evil
robots, and thinks she's a superheroine! To the same effect..."I am Sailor
A-ko, champion of justice! In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you by
making you eat Cko's cooking!"

4:  Hey, Mom, could I borrow your lasso tonight?  I'm visiting B-ko.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HENTAI THOUGHT!!!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!

3:  Hey, if both my parents have brown hair, how come my hair's red?  All
right, who's my *real* father?

He's your real father dearie....But Daphne from Scooby Doo is your real
mother, hon....Sorry....

2:  Could we skip the fight today, B-ko?  I got a really bad hangover.

It was all that malt liquor, wasn't it?

1:  You've cooked lunch for me for so long, C-ko, I thought I'd return the
favor today.  Eat up!  Heh-heh-heh... >:)

This too could work for Ranma. "You've cooked for me for so long, Kodachi.
I thought I'd return the favor!" 'Oh Ranma sweetums, you shouldn't have!
*bite. turns blue. falls over*' "That's one down, one to go. Akane,
dearest!!!!"

	H