In a message dated 97-12-19 01:03:40 EST, you write:

The Eternal Lost Lurker Wrote:

LET THE SPAMMING COMMENCE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does the word "ban" mean anything to you? You're likely to get
tempbanned just for *saying* that...

 
GOOD!! That's how one goes about winning "the Tybalt!" {This is true, BTW.} 

10. Ranma-chan to Genma: "Dad, do you ever feel... you know... not
so fresh?"

That *joke* isn't very fresh...

 
Coulda been worse. Coulda been Kasumi. 

  9. Akane: "I love you, Ranma!" Ranma: "You're not getting my Bud
Light."

<groan> I already used that joke in an Evangelion spamfic...

 
Three seconds after I sent this, I remmebered it was used in 'TPOH'. Sorry,
RpM...

  8. Kasumi: "Get the soy sauce! It's fried panda tonight!"

Someone did that in a fic...

 
You can prove nothing. 

  7. Ranma: "Cologne, I was wondering if you could... how to phrase
this...   
  'make me a man'?"

*That's* been done in a fic too...

 
That one doesn't count; he doesn't know it's her. {We ARE talking about 'Who
Screwed Ranma Saotome', aren't we? 

  5. Shampoo: "Greetings, Ranma. May I formally request your
presence on a 
  date?"

Even *that* one has been done.

 
No comment. 

  3. Ranma: "Ryoga, I was wondering if you could... how to phrase
this...
'make me 
  a man'?"

Errr....see my disowned fic "Her"...

'S it in the archive? 
 

And the Number One Line You'll Never Hear in Ranma 1/2:

You missed one. Run out of clever ways to castrate my writing?

  1. Anyone: "Can't we all just get along?"

NO! <puts on a badge, pulls out a nightstick and beats the hell out
of you> 

You don't have that kind of authority here. You aren't WW or Tyba- Actually,
for all we know, you might be.

Allright, admittedly not some of my *best* work. But my next one should be
good, and I've made sure to reserve a special place for you in my list of Top
Ten Fics that would Blind us.


-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"