Steve: Say, what's this?
Steve's-Mystical-Editor: *This* is a really pathetic and stupid piece
of fanfiction that...
Steve: -_- Makes lots of spelling and grammar mistakes, I presume?
The-Mystical-Editor: I've lost count.
Steve: But what about the actual story? You very well know that a
story can be good but still have lots of language mistakes.
The-Mystical-Editor: It's bad too.
Steve: So what are you going to do?
The-Mystical-Editor: <Evil Grin> YOU are going to write a MST of it.
Steve: Oh no you don't. Last I knew we don't even have that show here
in Aus.
The-Mystical-Editor: See this baseball bat? Or maybe I can send what
you have of that godawful 'Nytsif' story you were working on...
Steve: No... You can't! I deleted every trace of that fic! There's
no way you could still have it!
The-Mystical-Editor: Don't doubt me, boy. Now get over to your MSTing
station, right now.
Steve: Oh, all right. Who are my partners going to be?
Mystical-Editor: <Evil grin> You'll find out. Now MOVE!
bob w wrote:
PAYBACK TIME....BIG TIME.....HA HA!!!!
Tarou: The idiot can't even laugh megalomanically decently.
Steve: Pantyhose Tarou. But of course. Why HIM?!?
Tarou: <Glare>
Sign
Dr. Thinker
Steve: Wow, we're commenting so soon after our first one.
Tarou: I don't think this guy is a native English speaker. Either that
or he's an uneducated illiterate twit. <Thinks> (Hmmm... Maybe his
Derogatory Nickname can be "uneducated illiterate idiot." Nah, not
snappy enough.)
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Lurker, this is a STEAM-FIC. In which I get even with you. It's spell
correct. I think. No Flames, please.
Steve: How ironic. "It's spell correct." The very claim he makes of
correct spelling proves it's not.
Tarou: And "Stupid pathetic uneducated illiterate excuse for a human
being" is too long and nowhere near snappy enough.
Steve: This guy is so bad I don't think one of your usual derogatory
nicknames will suffice.
Tarou: <Sneer> How true, ronin.
Steve: <bristle with anger>
STEAM-FIC.....a strange fiction that you and some friends kill butt of
some esle.
Steve: Grammar mistake. Or logic mistake. Something. That sentence
doesn't make any sense, anyway.
It's allready calm me down. Let's see if it will warm or cold you.
Sign
Dr. Thinker
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"I'm the Steven Raliff of the Sailor Moon Universe"
Soon to been my new sig.
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Steve: Hey, ed!
Mystical-Editor: Yes?
Steve: We haven't reached the fic proper and we've already taken at
least five minutes.
Mystical-Editor: Remember 'Nytsif'.
Tarou: <Eyes light up> 'Nytsif'?
Steve: <Sarcasm> Oh THANK you, Ed. Just go away.
Mystical-Editor: You're the one that called me here.
Tarou: You haven't actually commented on the segment of the story up
above yet.
Steve: More grammatical and speeling mistakes again, okay? Sheesh, I
wonder how many times I'm going to say that... And I'm sure he's just
insulted Steven Raliff, whoever he is... <Gets an idea> I know! Next
mistake, 'Thinker', and you're mine...
Tarou: <Thinking> Of course! 'Unthinking idiot!'
Dr. Thinker Meets Lurker
--- Lurker Dome.
Hikaru: Lurker-chan, you get some vistors
Steve: Right, you asked for it... NARRATIVE IMPERATIVITY POWER... MAKE
*UP!* (Cue a cheesy canned transformation sequence, mercifully short.
Mercifully, Steve also keeps his pants on. He starts doing silly
poses.) I am the handsome young seaman-attired man of narration and
editing! I triumph over bad spelling and bring incorrect grammar to
justice! In the name of the editor's pencil, I punish you!
Tarou sweatdrops.
Seaman-Narrator-Steve: <Righteous wrath> Dr. 'Thinker'! You missed a
full stop! For that you shall pay! <A canned attack sequence begins
during which SN-Steve does more silly poses as he powers up> NARRATIVE
POWER... *FULL STOP INSERTIO -
Tarou: First we get to the end of this fic.
The attack sequence is cut short.
SN-Steve: <Grumpily> Oh, all right...
Lurker: Who?
Dr. Thinker: Guess?
Lurker: (mad) The nutball from AOL?
Tarou: Almost everybody on AOL are nutballs.
SN-Steve: Not everyone! I know someone who's really quite intelligent
and sensible and is forced to use AOL. A really tragic story, that.
Dr. Thinker: Nope.
Lurker: (with steam coming out of his ears) Dr. Thinker.
Dr. Thinker: Yup. I brought some of my friends over.
(Five teenage-girls appear. They are the Sailor Scouts)
SN-Steve: <Sweatdrop>
Dr. Thinker: When you a story that you can C & C mean next time,
make sure it's nice..not the stupid things you been sending me and the
FFML.
SN-Steve: When you *what* a story? Come on 'Thinker'! Sentences need
verbs, you know! These mistakes just make you look like an unthinking
fool!
(Lurker takes a butcher knife as Hikaru turns
into the Ray Knight of Fire. As the same time, Serena,
Raye, Mina, Lita, Amy turns into Sailor Scouts
Dr. Thinker takes out a super-gun)
Tarou: Hmm. The females get those silly fanservice transformations,
and the men just arm themselves.
SN-Steve: Shocking, isn't it?
Dr. Thinker: Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fires the gun) I
always want to do that in one of Sailor Moon IRCs. But this
fan-fiction is better than nothing at all.
Tarou glares at SN-Steve, who has the grace to look embarassed.
Hikaru: (makes a fire spell at Mercury) Take that.
Amy: (ducks) Missed me!
(The fireball hits a piple of freezing cold water)
Tarou: <Blinks> A what?
SN-Steve: *sigh* This is taking a long time... His spelling again...
Amy: Good thing, it's was not a hot water piple! Or we been dead.
SN-Steve: ...and then his grammar...
Dr. Thinker: The only thing that you can save you from me is too say
you are sorry about making funny and flaming me.
Tarou: That has to be the most unintelligible thing I've ever heard.
SN-Steve: Logic AND grammar mistakes. Though for once his spelling is
okay.
Tarou: Miracles do happen.
Lurker: Not as long as you life, Thinker.
Tarou: Spoke too soon. There's another of his spelling mistakes.
SN-Steve: Damn you, Dr. Thinker!
Dr. Thinker: Moon do you thing!!!
SN-Steve: And again...
Tarou: You know, he may have been intending to write "you're" as "your"
and misspelled THAT.
SN-Steve: Amazing, isn't it?
Serena: Sure thing....MOOON SECPTER ELIMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hikaru and Lurker melts like youma into dust.)
SN-Steve: Moon is spelt with two O's, but if you're elongating it to
indicate emphasis, then that can be okay. Scepter is spelt 'Scepter' or
'Sceptre', depending on what English speaking country you're in. And
that last word looks like it's supposed to be 'Elimination.'
Tarou: What happened to the Righteous Anger?
SN-Steve: I'm finding it hard to get the enthusiasm for it anymore.
Tarou: Whatever the case, you didn't say a thing about the second line,
with Hikaru and Lurker melting into dust. Which is logically quite
impossible, for when something melts it becomes liquid, not a solid.
Moon: Moondusted!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!
Dr. Thinker: YES!!!!!!!!!!! The world is save for bad stories.
And good reviews...too.
SN-Steve: I have nothing against any type of reviews, especially funny
reviews of bad stories. But bad stories? Ick. I hate the things.
Tarou: Have you noticed his predilection for exclamation marks?
Raye, Lita and Mina: (together) We want some of them.
Amy: You can clean up. If you want.
(Dr. Thinker and the Sailor Scouts leaves the dorm)
-----OUTSIDE the LURKER DOME in THE NORTH POLE----------------------
(We see Dr. Thinker staying on take of a moutain peak look over
the Lurker Dome)
Tarou: A new record. I do think this is the longest we've let the fic
run before interrupting it.
SN-Steve: Yes, if you're quite finished...
Tarou: <Bristles with anger>
SN-Steve: Back to the story... That sentence is so badly constructed
it makes sentences that don't make sense the height of sensibility.
Tarou: You need to tone down your descriptions, ronin.
Dr. Thinker: Yo, bro!!!
Odin: Yes?
Dr. Thinker: Time to take care of this place!!!!
Odin: Bombs away!!!!!
(a Green and Orange helicopter appears over the Dome. Two H-Bombs are
bomb onto the Lurker Dome. The dome goes up in blaze of fire)
SN-Steve: *sigh* More grammatical errors... Incorrect verb
conjugation, 'Thinker'. Get thee to a school. Preferably a boarding
school without net access so we don't have to suffer any more of you.
Dr. Thinker: Mercury, do your stuff.
Amy: Ok! MERCURY WATER BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The blaze of fire is but out and the water from the Mercury's attack,
quicky melts the leftovers under tons of cold ice)
Tarou: Bad spelling again.
SN-Steve: Yep.
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Dr. Thinker: See you on FFML. Or my the way, Lurker, his idea from
from you lastest notes, plus Sean's remark in another post. Hikaru
was right about that. You counter-counter MSTing gets a rating
of 4 crows. (The best when no ones is reviewing with you.)
You can make own version, if you dare!!!!!! But I doubt that BIG
TIME!!!!
SN-Steve: THE END OF THE FIC! YES! DR. THINKER, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR
RETRIBUTION! <A canned attack sequence begins, with overly dramatic
music in the background, but it only goes for about five seconds before
being cut short>
Tarou: You know, I've just had a thought.
SN-Steve: <Irritated> Yes?
Tarou: Maybe he deliberately made all the mistakes to make it a bad
story. To quote him, he was 'trying to save the world for bad stories',
so...
SN-Steve: In which case I like him even less. Now this time don't
interrupt my wrath, okay? Now then... <The same attack sequence
begins> NARRATIVE IMPERATIVY POWER ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE! <The power
builds up around him and he starts to kiai to concentrate his energies>
THE 'DELETE' KEY!!!
Tarou facefaults.