Ladies and Gentleman, Luntic Fringe Fanfic Productions {"Can't we have one
meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"} hereby announces it is
officially challenging all comers for "The Tybalt." Even though the recent
Lawson threads are likely to whoop us, our derangement knows no bounds!! We
shall triumph, and in our opening shot at the despot known as Tybalt, I am
officially changing my sig to "Mercutio" for the duration of the challenge!!!
LET THE SPAMMING COMMENCE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that spirt:


Ten More Lines You'll Never Hear in Ranma 1/2.

10. Ranma-chan to Genma: "Dad, do you ever feel... you know... not so fresh?"
  9. Akane: "I love you, Ranma!" Ranma: "You're not getting my Bud Light."
  8. Kasumi: "Get the soy sauce! It's fried panda tonight!"
  7. Ranma: "Cologne, I was wondering if you could... how to phrase this...   
  'make me a man'?"
  6. Genma, to Ranma after training: "You're getting sloppy, boy!! I think
somebody       
  needs a time out."
  5. Shampoo: "Greetings, Ranma. May I formally request your presence on a 
  date?"
  4. Happosai: "Boxers! Briefs! SWEETO!!"
  3. Ranma: "Ryoga, I was wondering if you could... how to phrase this...
'make me 
  a man'?"
  2. Soun, at the begginning of the series: "Soon, very soon, Ranma will be
here...      
  and me without a thing to wear!"

And the Number One Line You'll Never Hear in Ranma 1/2:

  1. Anyone: "Can't we all just get along?"

Coming up next: What the Charachters Were Probably Thinking, and The Top Ten
Pieces of Fanfiction that Would Make us Blind.

To anybody who skipped my opening rant and went right to the good {?} stuff,
read it now.

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"