29 THINGS TO DO ON AN EXAM WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAY....

>From the Desk of Megane 6.7


1. Bring two buckets of water into the exam, one warm, one cold. 
Proclaim yourself Ranma Saotome and attempt to prove it by dumping cold
water over yourself and then the hot water.  Leave to refill buckets and
repeat every 5 minutes.

2. When the exam begins, start jogging around the classroom while
writing gibberish on your paper.  When teacher asks what you are doing,
reply in a deadpan voice.  "A sound body is a sound mind."

3. Start singing Klingon opera during the exam.  When asked to stop,
switch to Bob Dylan.

4. Arrive at exam dressed as Charlie Brown, shaved head and all.  15
mins into the exam, attempt to fly a kite.

5. Arrive at exam dressed in a white leisure suit.  Bring stereo
blaring "Staying Alive".  Be sure to do the strut on the way to your
desk.

6. Pretend the exam is just another film for Mystery Science Theatre
3000 and proceed to riff everything that everyone does.  When teacher
tells you to leave, loudly exclaim "PUSH THE BUTTON FRANK!" then walk
out slowly, whistling the ending theme.

7. Attempt to pick up dates during exam.

8. Order a pizza right before the exam starts and tell the delivery guy
to bring it up to the room.

9. 30 mins into the exam, stand up, walk over to the nearest closed
window and hurl yourself through it.  Then walk back to your desk and
continue exam as if nothing happened.

10. Come to exam dressed and made up like the Joker.  Burst into
hysterical laughter every ten minutes.

11. Pretend to be having a bad acid flashback during the exam by
screaming "THEY'RE IN MY HEAD!  THEY'RE IN MY HEAD!"

12. During the exam, stand up and announce that you love everybody. 
Then proceed to show your love by singing the Barney Theme Song.

13. Bring a open keg of beer to the exam but don't drink it.  Then, five
minutes before the exam ends, leap to your feet and let out a loud
scream while holding the keg above your head and letting the beer pour
on you.

14. Come into exam wearing tap shoes.  Proceed to drive everyone mad by
tapping your foot during the entire exam.

15. Arrive at exam with a musical instrument and play it during the last
15 minutes of the exam.  When the teacher asks why, say you've got a
music exam after this one and you wanted to get some last minute
practice in.

16. Come to the exam dressed like a mime.  Mime writing the exam for
half an hour then break character by loudly singing the theme to "Full
House"

17. Single-handedly disrupt the exam by loudly proclaiming "DON'T THINK
ABOUT THE ELEPHANT!" over and over until thrown out of exam.  They won't
be able to think of anything else afterwards.

18. Pull two desks close together side by side.  Make a small bridge
with a ruler.  Then announce to everyone in the room that the first
person to successful limbo under the ruler wins $100.

19. Bring a plush chair, complete with back and seat cushions.  Then set
it up like a little fort and proceed to write exam inside.  

20. Bring a stun gun to the exam.  Casually walk up to each student in
your row and stun them as non-chalantly as possible.

21. Come to exam dressed as the Undertaker and have a friend turn out
the lights when you arrive.  Then turn them back on when you raise your
arms slowly.

22. 40 mins into the exam, calmly take out a scratched lottery ticket
and pretend to scratch it for the first time.  Then look overjoyed and
scream at the top of your lungs.  "I WON!!!  I WON THE LOTTERY!!!"  Then
proceed to jeer at the other students on how you don't have to worry
about all this school crap anymore then walk out.

23. Have a friend sneak into the Principal's office during one of you
exams and have him announce you've been excempted while another student
you don't like has already failed the course so taking the exam is
pointless.

24. Eat a great deal of baked beans before the exam and proceed to let
nature take it's course.  ;)

25. During exam, offer sex to nearest student in exchange for the right
answers.  If they agreed, announce the fact loudly to the classroom. 

26. Write down fake answers on the desk and leave a little note telling
the next student that sits there that you just wanted to help them out.

27. Moan in pain during the exam.  When teacher asks what's wrong, tell
them, in very graphic detail, you have a bladder infection.  

28. Answers all question on exam in pig latin.

29. Walk into the room, knee the teacher hard in the groin and walk
out.


TA DA!!!  ;)

Hope that gave you a chuckle.  C&C is welcome.

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7


*PROMO*


THIS CHRISTMAS....

Joel: Santa's moonlighting as a manga artist?

WE ONCE AGAIN DWELL INTO THE MIND OF DR. THINKER....

Tom: The same noodle that produced Judge Brainitite....

AS HE PRESENTS US WITH HIS LATEST WORK JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAY
SEASON.... 

Tom: (imitating Mars)  The Jutiper bushes are talking to me!!  THEY'RE
TALKING TO ME!!!

COMING SOON TO THE FFML....

A XMAS MSTING SPECIAL FROM THE DESK OF MEGANE 6.7.... 


***"SAILOR MOON MEETS FATHER CHRISTMAS"***


DEEP HURTING RETURNS FOR THE HOLIDAYS....

;)