Yes, it's that time again. And I fully expect the Church of Ucchan to
permanently consign me to eternal damnation for this one.

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions, {Inventors of the Nuclear Whoopee Cushion}
presents...


The Top Ten Secrets of Ukyo Kuonji.

10. Last job? Arby's fry cook.
  9. Has more in common with Tsubasa than you think...
  8. Once ate ten pounds of mayonnaise on a bet.
  7. Actually bald as a spear since age ten. 
  6. Really digs Yanni. {Ewwww......}
  5. Regularly gets high off the Okonomiyaki fumes.
  4. Chia Herb Garden hidden in backyard.
  3. Person she most admires? She-Ra.
  2. Let's just say she uses that spatula in ways the manufacturor never
intended...

And the Number One Secret of Ukyo Kuonji...

  1. Sometimes, late at night, when nobody can see, she sneaks out of the
house and <shudder> GOES TO MCDONALDS!!!! The horror! THE HORROR!!!!


Admittedly, not my best work. But next up: Ten More Lines You'll Never Hear in
Ranma 1/2. We'll see you there! 


-Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions,
-And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the last six months.

"If you survive, please come again."