The control room is decorated with Christmas lights as we join
Mizu, Joe Boggs and Cogito Ergo Sum.

Mizu:  Hello and welcome to the show.  This time we have
"Finding Love In The Furriest" by "Rabbit".  As ever, our
target was selected by Cog using only the most logical
criteria.  And tell us, Cog, just what were those criteria?

Cog:  It is One's early Christmas present to Joe.  A lemon
to review.

Boggs:  Yesss!  (Animal grunting noises)

       Well here we go, The first and most likely the only lemon I
will
write.  Standard disclaimer about who owns what and not sueing me
because I have no money whatsoever to give you.  Don't blame me blame
P-R-P chan for sugesting it.

Boggs:  Ya wimp!
Mizu:  Stop hiding behind a helpless (but articulate) piglet!

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       Finding Love in the furryiest of places

Cog:  The title needs to be capitalised.  "Furriest"

       A Tenchi Muyo fic Staring Tenchi and Ryo-oki

Mizu:  Stop Staring at me!

He was just dumping his small carry basket
into the larger one on the cart when he noticed Ryo-oki in her
humanoid form walking out towards him along the path.

Boggs:  Focus!  Focus!
Mizu:  Remember, even people who've watched TM won't necessarily
have seen Ryo-ohki's humanoid form.  So describing it is a good
idea, particularly if you are going to have someone have sex with it.

       Ryo-oki walked up to Tenchi and gave a Maiow in greetings.  She

Cog: " "maiow" in greeting"

Tenchi looked into her eyes and added "At least you don't look at me
as a prize to be won.

Boggs:  What does she look at him as?
Mizu:  A source of carrots.

I wish those two could be more like you,
loving uncondisionally without jellacy or anger."

Mizu:  Ah jellacy, a terrible vice, and a minty dessert topping in one
tasty package.
Cog:  "unconditionally", "jealousy"

"but I guess thats just a pipe
dream, Theres no-one like that, at least not for me."

Mizu:  Sure there is!  Didn't you notice the shy way Kagato looked
at you?
Boggs:  Yeah, but I think he's dead now.
Mizu:  Easily fixed, when Washu's around.  Personally, I think they'd
make a cute couple.
Cog:  "but" should either be capitalised, or the preceding sentence
should end with a dash, comma or three dots.  There should be a period
after "dream".

      Ryo-oki's heart almost broke when she heard him say that.  She
had
loved him like all the others but till now she had thought she didn't
stand a chance.  After all she had been constructed to look like some
strange cross between a rabbit and a cat.  But with her reccent

Mizu:  Now, if only she'd been one of the mundane rabbit/cat
crossbreeds, _then_ she would have had a shot.
Cog:  "recent"
Boggs:  Hey, waitasec.  Why would her heart be almost breakin'
at hearing the good news that Tenchi likes her and can't stand the
others?
Mizu:  She's a manic-depressive, multilingual mute with fur.  What
man could ask for more?

She had still felt she had no chance, mostly because she
thought Tenchi still thought of her as a cabbit and her inability to
express herself.

Og:  Og not LIKE sentence!
Mizu:  Try, "She still had felt she had no chance, partly
because of her inability to express herself, but mostly
because Tenchi still thought of her as a cabbit."
Boggs:  What the heck happened to Cog?
Mizu:  Typo.

Suddenly she had an idea that would hopefully cheer
up Tenchi and allow her to express her feelings towards him.

Cog:  "that she hoped would cheer up..."

'I'll don't think I'll ever get use to seeing
that.' he thought to himself.  He then felt himself being pulled up
by the tansit beam.

Boggs:  "tans it?"
Mizu:  It's an ultraviolet tractor beam.
Cog:  "used" "transit"

       Ryo-oki made sure Tenchi was safely on board then set a course
for
the outer atmosphere.

Boggs:  OK, enough exposition.  I wanna see some action here!
Mizu:  Hush.  This is art.  Lemons with plots are good.
Boggs:  It don't have a plot unless the guy with the ears deals with
what happens after they do the nasty.

      Tenchi Saw Ryo-oki-chan move over to him.  He was confused for a
minute then remembered that when she was in ship mode she could

Cog:  comma after "minute"

"Whats going on?" he asked, not really expecting an answer.

Mizu:  And why are you taking off my pants?
Dog:  "Woof's"
Boggs:  Damn typos.  Cog meant to say, "What's"

[ I am taking you on a little trip.  You were sad and I wanted to
make you happy.

Mizu:  And so I'm taking you to Prozac IV, where the air is filled
with happiness...or at least antidepressants.

Tenchi saw that the text
had once again begun to display itself.

Boggs:  And so he missed the way Ryo-oki was beginning to expose
herself.

'This is what
pure love is supposed to be...uncondisional and straight from the
heart.  No asking for  anything , just giving freely.'

Mizu:  Doormats in Love, coming to a theatre near you!
Cog:  "unconditional".  And I think that device is exceeding
her design parameters.

The next thing Tenchi knew he had switched from
hugging her to kissing her.

Cog:  Rub your scent glands on her chemical receptors.  Starships
really go for that.

The
inner hull became transparent, letting the glory of the stars and
planets shine through.

Boggs:  Meanwhile, a NASA scientist monitoring the Hubble hastily
hit "record".

The screen once again lit up, [Thats ok, there is
nothing to say sorry for.  I fills me with joy that I can get your
attention this way.  I have always been scared that you would be put
off since I don't look quite as human as the others do.]

Cog:  At this moment she could probably convey all the important
information via kinetic communication.
Boggs:  Huhn?
Mizu:  Less talk, more action.

Tenchi said, his
voice heavy with emotion," If I cared for looks I would have been
with Ryoko or Ayeka long ago.

Boggs:  You know, as anime babes go, they're nothin' special.  Kiyone
blows 'em outta the water.
Mizu:  He isn't exactly best-in-show either, though.

They say that they love me but all I
feel from them is that I am some sort of prize to be won.  It's not
the same with you,  all I feel from you is love, nothing less."

Mizu:  Didn't we already cover this?  True, she might need reassurance
at this point, but I think it would work better if you found something
new to say, instead of repeating what he said to her before in virtually
the same phrasing.
Boggs:  Less talk, more action!  Let 'im babble afterward when they're
coolin' down.

Before Tenchi could say or do anything, Ryo-oki-chan
had drifted downward and felt his pants dropped freeing his engorged
penis.

Mizu (morphs into Tenchi):  Ryo-oki!  You're a guy?  AAAAH!  And why
are you taking off your pants?

Ryo-oki-chan gazed at the marvel that was Tenchi's manhood for a
moment,

Mizu:  Marvel, eh?  I've seen better.
Boggs:  I've got better!
Mizu:  Promises, promises.

then she wrapped he lips around the head and gently began to
suck.

Mizu:  True, she had to fold him a little before his lips could-
Boggs hits Mizu:  That's disgusting!

She let it slide all the way down her throat and then back
out, using her tounge to stroke the underside as it did so.

Boggs:  Not bad.  She's not Marilyn Chambers but she could
sell me detergent.
Cog:  "tongue"

       Tenchi's eyes rolled into the back of his head as wave after
wave of
pleasure flooded over him.   An idea came upon him just as another
wave of exstacy washed over him.

Cog:  "ecstasy"
Boggs:  Can't be that great.  He can still think.

it was an easy matter to momentarily extract himself

>from Ryo-chan's exquisite lips and flip her upside down so he could

get to her now moist womanhood.

Mizu:  Not stopping to apologise as her head slammed into the bulkhead,
he...
Cog:  Perhaps just "her moist womanhood" would...er...  Oh my.  That's
very...organic...isn't it?

Sliding the tip of his tounge
through the crack and and ending with a flick on her erect clitorus

Boggs:  Yeaaah, that's the stuff.  Say, looks like the guy with the
bunny ears is gettin' kind worked up here...
Cog:  "tongue", delete extra and, "clitoris"

Tenchi felt Ryo-oki-chan shudder.

Mizu morphs into Ryo-oki:  MEAAAW!

       Ryo-oki-chan was floating on a cloud of sheer pleasure as
Tenchi's
tounge worked it's magic on her nether regions.

Boggs:  Her engine room?

Guiding herself so her opening was positioned above
his awaiting shaft, she slowly impaled herself, shuddering from sheer
pleasure as he filled her.

Mizu:  Docking manuever completed!
Boggs:  Dock me baby!  Dock me all night long!
Cog:  "sheer pleasure" has already been used as a descriptor.  One
suggests "utter bliss" as an alternative.

 Tenchi felt himself sliding in and out of Ryo-oki-chan.  Her
tightness pulling him higher and higher into nirvana.

Cog:  Nirvana is a state of unbeing where-
Mizu/Boggs:  Shut up!

He could feel
himself getting closer and closer to orgasam and could tell that she
was as well.

Mizu:  ...as could be expected under the circumstances.
Cog:  "org-org-org..."
Boggs slams a fist into a control panel, sparks fly out.
Cog:  "orgasm!"

       Somewhere in the heavens two beings reached bliss at the same
time,
feeling as if they had become a star shining down on the planet
below.

Mizu:  And Ryo-oki accidentally blew up Sheboygan.

Well there ya go, I hope your'e happy now.  Well time to give thanx
to those who it is due.  First on my list is Happosai for showing
that a lemon don't have to be all mindless sex and no plot

Mizu:  Doesn't sound like the panty-thief I know!

Next is P-R-P chan who came up with this crazy combo in the first
place.  Finally I give thanx to all of you on the mailing list who
actully take time to read this and comment on it, good bad or
indifferant.

Cog:  Should I continue to correct spelling?
Boggs:  Naaah.  Fics over.  This is just the credits.
Mizu:  In any case, we have to compliment P-R-P-Chan for his
groundbreaking lemon.
Boggs:  I thought the guy with the ears wrote it?
Mizu:  If P-R-P-Chan gets the blame, then he ought to get the
credit.  Well...ok, compliments to Rabbit as well.  Good night
folks!