In a message dated 97-12-16 11:48:30 EST, some strange person on the FFML (but
aren't we all) wrote:

<< "Santa Claus should bring gifts and happiness to children! To use him for
 evil needs is unforgivable! In the name of the moon I will punish you!"
 
 Now, please don't kill me, okay? >>

Kill you?  I expect to see 6 stories based on this before New Years.  MSTers,
arm your theaters!

SlayerNext@AwOL.COM
"Koala!"