<Keener lies atop a statue of a stone angel, getting throttled by an
Eva. He's lying in an awfully painfull looking postion and starts
singing in an awfully pained key>

Keener: What have I done... what have I done...

Krudd <walking from behind the statue> You posted a fic, and didn't get
that many wesponses, no biggie. Happens all the time.

Keener: <still singing> Spoiled all, spoiled all... <camera pans the
remains of the next couple of Suicide Blast fics>

Krudd: For that, you'd have to write and Eva fic. Come on, snap out of
it man.

Keener: Well what the heck, I went and did my best...

Krudd: Well, you could have spell checked it better, not to mention...

Keener: And I ...KEENER! The Parrot King... that's right, I AM the
PARROT KING!!! <tears off armor to reveal shamless plug suit>

Krudd: <bigsweatin> Uh-oh

Keener: And I just can't wait for the next lemon theme, cause I've got
some new ideas that will really make them scream, and by kami, I'm gonna
give it all my might! <starts flying towards his computer>

Krudd: Oh my god, what have I done, what have I done... <looks down, and
notices something> Huh? It's, it's C&C, that makes five, Keener's
minimum! I hope there's still time to set things wight!

Keener: Almost finished!

Krudd: !@#$ Too wate. Hewe, it's some cwitism, you don't have to write a
wemon now.

Keener: <hugs and squeezes and calls the C&C George... then he drops it>
Ummmm, but I'm three fourths done. I'll have to at least send it.

Krudd: <sigh> What is it?

Keener: Tenchi fic, I think I'll call it Connections...

Krudd: The one Key wanted?

Keener: That'll cum later... <turns to camera> Straight from the Parrot
King, a new kinda lemon. Please watch for it, to be posted sometime this
afternoon. As always, less time spent on graphic details and more time
spent on laughs. Oh and something VERY monumentous is going to happen in
it. Hope you like it...

FFIRC. C&C? It's what we do!
Revenge's End Mad Bishonen Boy
Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
Krudd (Krillian and Elmer Fudd Amalgalm, don't ask)
The Parrot King
Kaizer Soize
MidnightWriter's Guild Member

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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