John Walter Biles {and first Ryan Anderson} wrote....

Ryan Anderson          
-Shampoo's Avatar!

So why did Shampoo take a male avatar?

Well, you see, after a couple years of failing to snag Ranma, Shamps got
around to thinking "Why husband no want Shampoo? Shampoo hot!! Shampoo have
killer bod that put spatula girl and violent girl to shame!! Hmmmm..... maybe
husband turn into girl-type husband so much he no like other girls no more.
Maybe Shampoo find other body to use, see what he do then!!" And well, thanks
to a few of Cologne's magic doohickeys, some fervent praying on Ryan's part,
and the Goddess Relief Office...

I'm going to stop now before my insane midnight rantings {tm} inspire a fic.
Goodnight everybody!!!


-Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions,
-And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the past six months.