[Usagi: Endymion... why does that name sound familiar?
Ranma: You KNOW a creep like this???!!!
Usagi: I HOPE not.]

-_-; Different universe I think your safe Usagi-sama.

[(Usagi turns as white as a sheet and faints into Ranmas arms.)
Ranma:(Growling at Endymion) Monster.]

Careful if he hears you he'll thank you for the complement.

[(Usagi comes to.)
Usagi: Ohh, is it over?
Ranma: The scene's over, but we still got the rest of the fic.
Gohan: And guess what, you're on.]

Uh on!

[Usagi&Ranma: OJII-SAN?!?!
Gohan:(Looks at his friends in concern) Don't tell me you've gone 
that far yet.

(Ranma and Usagi shake their heads rappidly.)]

(snicker) Yep definite alternative universe, your safe. Unless a kid smacks
falls ontop of your head and has Usagi-sama Odango's.

[Usagi:(In shock) Mo...mmy?
Ranma:(Also in shock) No way...
Gohan: Remember, this is just a fanfic, this kid probably doesn't 
even exist.]

[(All three growl.)
Ranma:(Shaking with rage) That.. that... {Censored}!!!
Usagi:(Eyes filled to the brim with tears) Poor (sniff) poor little 
girl.

(Gohan is strangly silent.)]

Wow... A usaig that isn't calling her a spore.

[(Usagi finally breaks and cries on Ranmas shoulder.  Ranma is 
clueless {as usual} as to what to do now.)]

^_^;

[Usagi:(Suddenly turns off the water works) Why does that name sound 
so familiar?]

Enemy? Door-to-Door sales man? The guy who first stood you up?

[Usagi:(Confused) So this Ikuko woman looked at me and asked me if 
I'd like some milk and then Chibi-Usa said yes and I poured her a 
glass of it?
Gohan: I don't think that's what the author meant.]

Hmmm... Ah I'll try to clear that up. Ikuko asks Chibi-Usa and then Usagi
ask Chibi-Usa.

[Gohan: And I'll play soccer with it.
Ranma: Then I'll tear out his lungs.
Usagi: Then I'll heal him with my crystal so I can have the pleasure 
of crushing his fingers in a printing press.  Then I'll use Trunks's 
sword to chop off his legs.  Then I'll poke out his eyes with it.  
THEN I'll use his own legs to kick him in the... (grins evily and 
starts a very Kodachi like...) 
OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Ranma/Gohan: O_o;]

^_- Yep the list of torments is definitely growing. I wonder if I'll be
able to fit them all in.

[(Ranma covers Usagis eyes.)
Usagi: HEY!  What are you doing?
Ranma: I don't think you wanna see this.
Usagi:(Pulling off Ranmas hands) I can handle it!
Gohan:(Concerned) You sure?
Usagi:(Yelling) YES!!!]

(winces) Somehow I doubt that.

[(Usagi faints and there is the sudden sound of igniting ki as Gohan 
has gone SSJ.)]

Uh oh!

[(Ranma starts panicing as he tries to wake up Usagi and a large 
amount of ki gathers around Gohan.)]

(author starts ducking.) Not good, not good!

[(Gohan goes SSJ Level 2.)]

(censored)

[Gohan: KAAAA... MEEEEE...]
[Gohan: HAAAA... MEEEE....]

Ranma: AIM IT UP GOHAN!  FOR GOD'S SAKE, AIM IT UP!!!!
Gohan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

(Gohan cups his hands and unleashes the gigantic ki attack out an 
open window and into the sky.)

(looks) Ah.... that was close.

Ranma: Feel better?
Gohan:(Powering down) Much.
Usagi:(Comes to again) Is it over?
Ranma: The chapter and this C&C?  Yes.
Usagi: Good.  I just hope that whoever this Endymion character is 
gets his and gets it good.
Voice: Well, from what the author's said, we can look forward to it.

Thanks for the comments, much appreicated, were funny in parts too.


Doug

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